[ SECRET POST #595 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #595 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 00 secrets from Secret Submission Post #085.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 1 2 3 - not!secrets ], [ 1 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 3 - too big ], [ 1 2 - repeat ], [ 1 2 - what ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

185 -- I guess someone out there has a big ol' LESBIAN CRUSH ON ME!!! :)

[cleverthylacine]

PROTIP: I am not a Latina nor do I play one on TV. There are other people who hate Maya. (In fact, some of you seem to think that the whole WORLD hates Maya and you are the only people who don't.)

I have seen these same opinions expressed on FS. I do call it stupid telenovela shit because I have at least one friend who called it that who would know that it was. If you can't figure out at least one or two other people who read this comm that this could be, you are too obsessed with me and need to stop fapping about me right now and actually pay attention.

The Profit secret from a few weeks ago that you all thought was a slam on me wasn't, either. If you can't figure that one out, either, I'm not gonna help you.

I know this will come as a great surprise to you all, although I figured it out some years ago. NOT EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD IS ABOUT ME.

Re: 185 -- I guess someone out there has a big ol' LESBIAN CRUSH ON ME!!! :)

[(Anonymous)]

I know this will come as a great surprise to you all, although I figured it out some years ago. NOT EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD IS ABOUT ME.

You're right. That does come as a great surprise.

Love your icon, though.

. . .

[anibunny.livejournal.com]

The last secret submission thread filled up by Thursday evening. Makes me wonder how many TDK, Heath Ledger, and "I'd hit it(Joker)" secrets there will be next week. . .

Re: . . .

[vida-boheme.livejournal.com]

OH DEAR GOD, NO.

[velvet-mace.livejournal.com]

103) I think it's less to do with punishing originality, as it is with seeking out more of the things people already like. If originality is spurned it's usually because it isn't a very interesting original idea.

121) If you hit the stop button before the music started, you missed the show was about. The first 5 minutes of blog material is totally different from the rest, and I will admit, it drags a bit.

130) If this is your attitude, you just aren't that much fun to hang around. I'd rather hang with novice writers who are happy and enthusiastic about their fandom (and will probably improve!) than a BNF who is smug about her own superiority.

150) Are you kidding? Fandom loves Yuri. Though I do roll my eyes at the "canon only = superior fan" philosophy you seem to have. I do suggest you read some fic and meta before writing your idea so you don't fall into the most obvious fic traps -- if you had, you'd realize the pregnancy/sperm fascination is more likely to get you in trouble than the lesbians.

151) LOL: who let you out of the nunnery?

185) My problem with Maya isn't that she's a latina woman, it's that she just isn't very bright, and I don't have much interest in characters (male or female) who aren't that smart.

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[kita0610.livejournal.com]

TW FTFW.

\0/

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[kinkynicky.livejournal.com]

102. They would both ADORE that, I'm sure.

126. Um, Nine didn’t “constantly stake his claim” on Rose. At all.

129. Yes, I’m sure they thought up each character based on what colour the actress or her hair would be.

146. I don’t like Heroes either. I tried to get into but it just kept reminding me of LOST which I’d recently given up on. Blegh. And you’re right, Seth Green is too good for that shit.

149. The guy on the left has a woman’s face. WHY?

152. That would scare the shit out of me. Dean Winchester is pretty scary when he gets going. :(

156. God won’t help you. They both look like they’re 11 years old. Especially her on the left…she resembles a Cabbage-Patch Doll more than anybody I’ve ever seen.

161. I honestly think he’s too crazy to listen to revolutionary/rebellious music. In my mind he’s far more likely to dance around to ABBA or *NSYNC in a completely crazy, non-ironic way.

187. I hate that some people think stuff like that has to be kept a secret.

199. Don’t be embarrassed. I cried until I couldn’t breathe during the 2nd Series finale. And so did my best friend.

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[archerstar.livejournal.com]

Not only would I be terrified by the hunting down and the killing (because hi, I'm not that masochistic, even if it is Dean Winchester), I'd be more disturbed by the fact that Dean has a strict moral code and doesn't hunt down and kill humans. You have to have been doing very, very bad things for him to track you down. What the hell would I have been doing for him to come and find me, and have to have multiple attempts at killing me? Not a pleasant thought for me.

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[digthenym.livejournal.com]

134- WOULD SO READ THAT!!

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[(Anonymous)]

115. Me too. Its not literary gold, and I didn't expect it to be, but it IS a fun read.

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[singing-sparrow.livejournal.com]

135. Bet it was Kimmel. At least, I hope so...
175. That has got to be the most obscure 'I'd hit that' I've ever seen! Bravo!
194. Wow. I wonder what your psyche does in its spare time...

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[cdaae.livejournal.com]

Dreaming is what our psyches do in their spare time, heh. :D

[cyclicality.livejournal.com]

101. Fuck you, Forrest Gump is the best. :(
What the hell's with all the haters? Did we not watch the same movie?

Too tired to address all the other wanky secrets today.

[banshii.livejournal.com]

HEY 176, I FUCKING MADE THAT HEATHUS CAKE GRAPHIC


I'M SURE YOU KNOW THIS, BECAUSE YOU DUG IT UP


I'M SO PROUD OF MYSELF NOW! :DDDDDD

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[(Anonymous)]

129 - Yeah, because the fact that he didn't think a university educated med student was necessarily better than a high-school dropout chav says nothing positive about overcoming prejudices re. social class.

Cos if you choose to simplify it down to black/white from that perspective, it's the white girl that gets to look forward to a lifetime of minimum wage on a council estate and the black girl who is affluent, educated middle class... oh! the stereotypes! /end sarcasm/

Not to mention that the show itself constantly pushes how amazing Martha is, and that's it's only the Doctor himself that doesn't realise it because he's still mooning over Rose. Even Rose thought Martha was awesome.

The fandom has already debated whether the Rose/Martha thing was racist, whether DW is classist, and which writer is most anti-feminist ad nauseum. Perhaps you should have read up on it, before you making your overly-simplistic analysis on f!s.

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[alaskanflashmob.livejournal.com]

So I'm not alone? XD

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[theangrywaffle.livejournal.com]

Oh lawd, how much fun would that be?

OP wins the internets. <3

[lovegonnadrown.livejournal.com]

155. o_o holy shit.

166. ...I hope this is true. Mostly because I want Haruhi and Hikaru to get together >_>

too big 3.) hm... it might happen. I don't think anyone can tell exactly what Gin's thinking. -_-

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[(Anonymous)]

113 - I'm inclined to mostly believe. I have met a few awesome friends in "phandom," but I have met so many elitist assholes. I really don't interact with the "phandom" anymore because there are so many people that piss me off. I'd rather just keep my squee to myself (and the few rational people I have found in the fandom).

142 - I think that this is the first "I'd hit that" secret for Jefferson Davis secret I've ever seen. :D

oops

[(Anonymous)]

That should read "I'm inclined to mostly agree," not believe...

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[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

101. EVERYONE WHO KNOWS ME WILL THINK THIS IS ME. I hate hate hate this film, but every time I'm in Lahaina I crave their coconut shrimp plus the garlic-shrimp-in-broth-appetizer.

120. That's an adorable picture. It's also sexy. Why can't it be both? No, seriously, I love the picture for both the cute and the sexy. I'd love to have a copy of the textless original.

145. I wanted to be Clopin. He's a sexy bastard.

164. *laughs like mad* Love ya.

196. I'm a little "Yiiii!" about this one, but, sure, I love you too. ^_^

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[lady-entropy17.livejournal.com]

OMG!! That's one of my favorite movies EVER!! IT'S SO FREAKIN BRILLIANT

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[(Anonymous)]

Does nothing about this secret disturb you at all?

[vitawash24.livejournal.com]

102 - That would be so crazy freakin' awesome I can't stand it. And then we'd have to tape it for the BBC.

108 - Bzuh? I keep my ear to the ground in the fandom and I can't say I've heard about that one.

116 - Hee. There is something about them.

137 - Oh, man. I'm sorry. Watching that show was the first time I ever developed physical discomfort due to bad TV.

163 - LOL. I think I love your cleaners.

177 - AW. YES.

185 - You know, I never made the telenovela connection. But DANG. (I'm only a quarter Latina. I should be excused.)

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[llamaramauk.livejournal.com]

OP is amused that SOMEONE recognised the fandom. Ahah I was in a funny mood when I made that secret but yes, there IS something about them that is kind of... right XD

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[goddessvicky.livejournal.com]

171. I was at Comic-Con and saw her there for the Repo! Panel. I used to dislike her (a purely biased opinion, I admit) but after seeing her there? I am MAJORLY impressed and can't wait to see her get good reviews for this movie.

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[princesskraehe.livejournal.com]

101. I slept through half of it, so I wouldn't know. In my defense, I was recovering from major surgery and highly medicated.

102. While your wish is made of awesome and normally I'd be all for it, I fear that the meeting of these two great minds would create an event horizon. Thus, for the continued safety of the human race, I must devote my every waking moment to making sure you do not achieve this goal. But I won't enjoy doing it, if it makes you feel any better.

143. Crap, need to go rewatch that now ... it's been way, way too long. Can you believe they wanted to remake this?

151. I just don't like it because of the ratio of 'I'd hit it'/'I ship it' to everything else.

167. Mine is Nudge Nudge Wink Wink, so I don't know if I hope you're wrong or know you're right.

177. I'm still of the opinion that Calvin has some of the best parents in comics, period. Fuck Family Circus, this his how you raise a kid.

179. Just throw in a quirky Naruto ship and you'll have the coveted Fandom!Secrets Trifecta.

193. Someone actually informed me in all seriousness that TDK Joker is clearly a ripoff of Ichi the Killer (Google it, it annoys me to much to bother) for this very reason. Yeah, no one's ever done a Chelsea Grin before.

197. This is awesome and I adore it.

[aznexpress.livejournal.com]

LOL that place is AWESOME.

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[(Anonymous)]

http://wiki.d-addicts.com/Code_Blue

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[juicybrisket.livejournal.com]

epic win bb!

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[lunarkitten.livejournal.com]

As a bookstore worker who just got off of work... fuck you.

Seriously, do you not understand the losses behind that? Not just Smeyer and her publisher, but the store itself, the suppliers, the workers, everyone. It's frustrating when we can't find one book, but TEN? I don't care if it was Twilight or not, it still pisses me off that someone would steal books like that and burn them just to prove their petty hatred for a series that doesn't affect them in any way whatsoever.

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[savemoony.livejournal.com]

Please be my new best friend. Srsly. Please. BECAUSE YOU HAVE MY MIND. (Even though I always saw House and Wilson more as Bruce and Clark, respectively.)