[ SECRET POST #595 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #595 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 00 secrets from Secret Submission Post #085.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 1 2 3 - not!secrets ], [ 1 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 3 - too big ], [ 1 2 - repeat ], [ 1 2 - what ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

102

[sammywhatammy]

That's so cute D': I'll help you, anon.

151, 161, 166, 167, 168, 176, 177, 178, 179, 182, 184, 187, 191, N!S3

[kinosino.livejournal.com]

151. Not like we're saying it to the character/person's face.

161. Beatles fans aren't the "cut you" type, as far as I know. We'll just mutter something about Charles Manson, shrug, and be on our way.

166. I did not ship the two for this reason, actually.

167. Hm. I still haven't chosen a favorite sketch - for now it's sort of a secret agent dentists/self-defense against fresh fruit double feature. At least the two sketches are sequential, so I've got somewhat of an excuse...

168. I don't let an author/artist's personal fandom beliefs get in the way of our enjoyment. So long as she's not Rose-bashing in her work, I don't really care. Hell, someone once told me that the chick who draws The Cobra Days is some sorta bitch, but nope, don't care, still readin' it.

176. WTF is this crack? X3 Well, he's more photogenic than the flying spaghetti monster...

177. That comic ended when I was still a very young girl and was totally not interested in reading a comic about some snot-nosed girl-hating boy, but I really need to reread the collection books someday. And the strip pictured is totally something I'd pull as a mom, heh.

178. SPIT-TAKE. WHAT.

179. TROLLIOLIOLIOLIO~! XD

182. Hell, I don't think of Gurrenwhatsit at all. But who is that chick? Why does she look so familiar?

184. [insert in-jokey wisecrack about Alexei and Nina (or Nadezha, or Ekaterina) here.]

187. BERNIE MAC IS-- WHERE THE FUCK WAS I FOR THIS? ...damn, fandom, way to alert a girl!

188. Man, who is this guy and why does everyone love him? I know I should recognize him...

191. Pfft, gimme the strong, silent, green-haired type any day. (Kidding, I've seen this show, but he is cooler.)

N!S3. They're calling out their crappiness pre-emptively to cut down on the "ololmspaintsux" comments. Bless 'em.

Re: 151, 161, 166, 167, 168, 176, 177, 178, 179, 182, 184, 187, 191, N!S3

[sprech4.livejournal.com]

182. It's actually a guy (yeah shock I know). He's Susumu from Mr. Driller (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Driller).

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[(Anonymous)]

HOLY CRAP SO FULL OF YOURSELF.

Yeah, go ahead, go bust out in fandom with this shocking revelation. My prediction? NO ONE WILL CARE.

[filthe.livejournal.com]

161.........you're in for a surprise if you think 'everyone hates the Joker'
Quite the contrary,actually.
176.YAY
192.Oh gooooooooooooooooooood xDDDDDD

[sprech4.livejournal.com]

182. THIS. THIS THIS THIS THIS. ♥

192. BEST SECRET IN THE HISTORY OF FOREVER

182 OP

[(Anonymous)]

182: LETS BE FRIENDS. I commented on your tegaki, YOULL KNOW ITS ME 8D

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[suspicious.livejournal.com]

AGREED. JACK DESENA IS LOVE, LOVE, LOVE.

n!f

[yaseanne.livejournal.com]

n!f IN THE INTEREST OF EVERYONE WITH A SOUL AND A HEART: put this one up. This is the best secret I've seen in months, and it's definitely fandom (hello, CHRISTOPHER WALKEN?), and it shouldn't be a link at the bottom of the page - it should be #1.

Re: n!f

[cdaae.livejournal.com]

HOLY GOD YES!!

[(Anonymous)]

107. Yo. Asshole. This member of the pre-movie Watchman fandom thinks you're a homophobic fucktard who needs to step off and stop trying to speak for the rest of us.

151. Maybe I'm misunderstanding your point, but how is finding a character sexually attractive necessarily objectifying them?

155. You do realize that your theft affected the bookstore you stole from rather than SMeyer or the publisher, right? 'Cause, yeah, the books suck profoundly, and I've got no problem with torching them, but taking it out on some random bookstore is really kind of a shitty thing to do.

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[(Anonymous)]

Borders is a vast and wealthy corporation, someone stealing 10 books off them won't cause them the blink of 1/1000th of an eyelid.

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[moonskulled.livejournal.com]

Mello is dangerous but that makes him a more interesting character to me, personally. And Near is just da bomb. <3

[paperclipchains.livejournal.com]

103. I wonder if you would bother to explain your point as I can only see the truth in that to a degree.

107. "HE'S A FUCKING RIGHT WING FASCIST..." ... and that's why you love him so much?

114. Ahahahaha. That song came out when I was 14 and loved that band. I was definitely guilty of that sin. Probably still guilty. Thanks, nostalgia factor!

133. If they're singing, dancing Nazis, there's no shame in it, right? ... right?

138. In gym class, when I was younger, I used to do his victory pose with a tennis racket as my buster sword.

160. I'm secretly hoping they dub over all the actor's voices.

171. ... I don't think people like you belong in this section of the internet. I mean, just sayin'.

179. This was so lazy! I bet it'll work.

185. Because it's the oppression olympics to them and your solidarity as "sisterhood" trumps your feelings about racism. I would wholly recommending shouting down anyone who calls you sexist. People should listen to your reasoning.

193. YES. THE COMEDIAN HAD THOSE SCARS BEFORE ANYONE ELSE IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD.

TooBig#3: WHy do you think it will never happen? I don't know if he's going to Yama's man, but thus far I'm pretty sure he isn't Aizen's man. Nothing foreshadows good (or at least a double-crossing) like a palpable aura of evil.

OP: 171

[(Anonymous)]

Why? o_o

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[numb3r-5ev3n.livejournal.com]

Dammit I'm so right there with you on that. XD

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[mahkia.livejournal.com]

I've never been able to sit through Forrest Gump because I find it incredibly boring, but everyone I know practically lynches me for saying so. I thought I was alone. XD

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[soledad-moon.livejournal.com]

Totally random, but your icon rocks. :)

[glowing-cat.livejournal.com]

103: Hmmm, why don't you point it out? You say it like it's a bad thing... good tales are here to be told and retold, tweaked here and there, etc. Authors like Shakespeare would have laughed at our obsession with - and our concept of - "originality".

129: yep, like 99,99% of media products. At least they're trying with the portrayal of so called alternative sexualities, eh. Oh, and don't forget the fat hate, too.

142: Mwahahaha. You and me both, my anonymous friend. You and me both. And he isn't even my type so WTF, but hey.

151: It certainly *is* objectification. Or not. But then, characters *are* objects.

170: seriously? Whoa. Mello and Near both aren't quite right in the head. I hated Near too at first, didn't like his first remark about L, then he grew on me. Mello, hmmm... well, he did the one big sacrifice, but other than that? He seemed closer to Light than to L (before he got "purified by fire", ehehe).

195: Fantasy =/= reality.

199: Why are you embarassed? I don't get it.

Re: 151

[(Anonymous)]

What about actors/actresses?

[farawaylaughter.livejournal.com]

163. It could always be Autons.
167. So then the fact that I love the 'Spot the Loony' skit the most means...?
169. We both hope in vain. :(
190. Ha ha! He'd kill you if you tried, though.
194. And I thought I had weird dreams...

[zidane.livejournal.com]

167. Hmmm. For me it's a draw between the Cheese Shop (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_Rm7eaL3Qw) and the Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_ve37gVwxw&feature=related).

[wasabi-girl1.livejournal.com]

200 - Lulz, Don. <3

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[longleggedgit.livejournal.com]

Technically, since the movie hasn't come out yet, EVERYONE in Watchmen fandom is still pre-movie Watchmen fandom.

Just sayin'.

[falco-999.livejournal.com]

143. You have good taste. ;) I prefer Dennis Price myself, except at the moment when AG, playing Henry D'Ascoyne, says: 'Unless you have Views yourself, of course?' His expression at that moment is adorable.

[falco-999.livejournal.com]

Though come to think of it, I love AG as Professor Marcus in The Ladykillers, and he's sweet in Great Expectations.

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[linjeec.livejournal.com]

135. LOL JIMMY. RIGHT? AWW, I LIKE HIM TOO. IF NOT HIM, THEN LENO. LOL BIG CHIN IS BIG.

148. I know 3/5 of those people. Who's the boy in the corner?

160. Aw, Sokka! Sorry you feel that way, OP. DeSena really made the character who he is. Would a voiceover in the movie be good enough? *shot*

181. FUCK YES I AGREE WITH YOU, OP<3 Shitty Korean-Pop ~*~stars~*~ can stay up there for so damn long. And the Krn fangirls are THE worst. Rain, DBShit, Hyori (she's ancient anyways now), Shinhwa, and all those new shitty kid bands can gtfo. I want to see some nuthead Krn girls crai wonderful tears of sorrow.

not secret 3

[(Anonymous)]

ms paint ftw

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[frankincensy.livejournal.com]

Cuddy's going to die in S5? Could someone enlighten me? I've heard nothing about this.

Re: 108

[(Anonymous)]

Not necesarily, it's just a rumor, it's probably not even true.

[(Anonymous)]

108. I couldn't watch most of the last season, but Cuddy better not die. I haven't heard those rumors, but I've abandoned the fandom long ago.

146. Seth Green on Heroes? If anything, that will make the show better.

155. lol, if you actually did that, you have more balls then I did. I couldn't even bring myself to burn mine.

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[khym-chanur.livejournal.com]

103: For certain fandoms it's a good thing when fanfic is more of the same. For example, take Azumanga Daioh, a slice-of-life comedy about a group of quirky high-school girls. I love the Azumanga fanfic that's also slice-of-life comedy about that same group high-school girls acting all quirky. And then there's the fic where Tomo cuts herself or Kaorin stalks Sakaki while plotting to murder Kagura or...

115: You had a good time reading the books, we having a good time mocking books we've never read. Different strokes for different folks.

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[kroe-quette.livejournal.com]

I second that.

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[luxis-lil.livejournal.com]

102: I'd want front role seats to that meeting! Stephen would just die!
108: Cuddy's gonna die?...I don't know how I feel about that one...
129. The connotation, unintentional or not, are pretty alarming.
135: Which one? No, seriously, tell me. Go anon, they can't get you if they don't know your name.
153: Is that Kirk Douglas? Apparently he's a rapist so nice choice :/
157: ...Aw, FUCK. Your gonna make me ship before my GN even gets delivered to me.
171:Yeah...ok...
185: Oh, God, I feel your pain. Just tell them that b/c they brought out the misogyny card they automatically lose unless they have amble proof that the only reason you hate her is because she's a woman.

Re: 108, 129, 135, 153, 157, 171, 185

[cdaae.livejournal.com]

Kirk Douglas is a rapist?