[ SECRET POST #4522 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #4522 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[The Matrix]


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03.
[Mr Meaty]


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04.
[Roxanne from A Goofy Movie]


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05. [SPOILERS for Game of Thrones]



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06. [SPOILERS for Game of Thrones]

[Arya/Gendry]


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07. [SPOILERS for Game of Thrones]



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08. [SPOILERS for Avengers Endgame]



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09. [SPOILERS for Avengers Endgame]



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10. [SPOILERS for Dawson's Creek]



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11. [WARNING for abuse, etc.]

[ProJared]



















Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 00 secrets from Secret Submission Post #647.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

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[(Anonymous)]

I don't see a million people cheering about Tormund and his friends killing kids, and I sure as fuck don't see any #TheWildlingsdidnothingwrong all over the internet, either.

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[(Anonymous)]

Right, because everybody hates Tormund. It's not like he's portrayed as a lovable goofster who makes googly eyes at Brienne and pals around with Jon.

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[(Anonymous)]

Please, there are people who are disgusted Brienne had to put up with his advances and literally wanted him dead form day one.

Shit, even the people who like him know he's trash, unlike Dani's It's Okay-To-Burn-Children-Alive-As-Long-As-You're-Really-Really Mad, fans.

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[(Anonymous)]

Check out the #beliketormund hashtag and get back to me.

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[(Anonymous)]

What did you expect?

Tormund's one of the few characters to escape the end of the series intact. And the fucker barely got an ending--and zero lines in the finale! You know, because he's so fucking important.

If people had gotten the endings they wanted for the characters they actually cared about no one would be talking about him at all.

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[(Anonymous)]

What does that have to do with his popularity?

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[(Anonymous)]

He's not popular. Brienne is popular. The fan response to his crush on her is the only reason people give two shits about him.

If Brienne and Jaime had became canon Tormund could have dropped dead during The Long Night and people would have been sad for three seconds then it would've been Tormund who?

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[(Anonymous)]

Tormund was popular even before he made googly eyes at Brienne.

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[(Anonymous)]

Sure, people liked him, he was funny and nice to Jon, but he wasn't making any top ten faves lists.

He literally could have died any time after he was introduced and zero tears would have been shed by most watchers.

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[(Anonymous)]

You keep on using all these qualifiers to act like most of the fans don't love Tormund.

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[(Anonymous)]

Is he a fun character? Sure. Do some fans love him? To a point. But if he fucked off into the far North never to be seen again not a single one would've stopped watching the show.

On his best day he was never as popular as Arya, Sansa, Dani or even fucking Cersei. I fucking promise you if any of them died or left the show Game of Thrones fans would have rioted.

Tormund is a bit fucking character who only got some shine because fans of Brienne of Tarth liked that she was being appreciated for the big boss bitch she is.

Without her Tormund was a nobody.

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[(Anonymous)]

Again with the qualifiers. "If he isn't as popular as the core main characters, he's a nobody!"

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[(Anonymous)]

Is that really all you got? Throwing the word "qualifiers" around like it somehow makes your point? Or disproves everyone else's point who disagrees with you?

Pretty fucking weak.

Go to bed, sweetheart, let the grown folk talk now.

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[(Anonymous)]

I'm still waiting for you to prove your point.

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[(Anonymous)]

Honey. Dear. Sweetie. Any point that gets proved to you will instantly fly a million miles over your precious, little head.

But here's something to consider. It might require a bit of research on your part (you're lazy, so I don't expect much) but go check any GoT focused media, forum or article, before Tormund started making heart-eyes at Brienne. You'll notice he's barely mentioned, if at all, in recaps or GoT threads. Most people didn't even know his fucking name.

After his crush on Brienne was shown? Tormund's popularity exploded. He became a fan darling overnight because he stanned one of the series's biggest, most popular characters ever.

But like I said: you are lazy. I'm sure you'll find a way to stick your fingers in your ears and la-la-la like the child you are.

Pity.

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[(Anonymous)]

https://media1.giphy.com/media/HGIPjk1W1sGFW/giphy.gif

How's this for research?
https://mobile.twitter.com/search?q=Tormund%20until%3A2016-05-15&src=typed_query
https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/Tormund-Giantsbane?before=1463340434

You're right, nobody cared about Tormund until he made googly eyes at Brienne.

Idiot.

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[(Anonymous)]

Wow. So. Much. Content.

I am overwhelmed.

Sweetheart.

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[(Anonymous)]

You were saying people didn't care about his character before Brienne.

You were wrong.

Just because he wasn't one of the main characters like Tyrion or Dany doesn't mean people didn't like him.

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[(Anonymous)]

Some people cared about Thoros too. So what? A few fans posting Tormund
gif-sets on Twitter doesn't mean he was beloved or popular. Not way he became beloved and popular when he started crushing on Brienne.

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[(Anonymous)]

Now you're being obtuse. He was an important character for three seasons before he met Brienne, and he was never reviled for his atrocities. Brienne made him more popular, but people always liked him.

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[(Anonymous)]

Oooo, I'm obtuse now!

Looks like someone just finished watching Shawshank Redemption.

Well, you're so a-cute believing Tormund holds any importance outside his relationships to big dogs like Jon Snow and Brienne of Tarth.

Tormund is a good character, but no matter how much you need him to be as important as Daenerys so you can equate her roasting upwards to a half million people alive to Tormund's penny ante participation in raids on small villages:

It's. Not. Ever. Going. To. Be. True.

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[(Anonymous)]

Is that why everyone loved Ramsay Bolton? Sure he did horrific atrocities, but he was funny and his only importance was his relationships with Theon and Sansa so his crimes don't really matter.

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[(Anonymous)]

Everyone loved Ramsay Bolton?

Objection!

Facts not in evidence!

Loved to hate, maybe.

And, yes, Ramsay's crimes were child's play compared to Daenerys cooking countless babies in their own fat.

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[(Anonymous)]

Oh, get over yourself. DT was always a power mad, vindictive lunatic addicted to burning people alive and now she's dead. Good. What she did was a million times worse than nearly any other character (absent Cersei) and still you stan her and try to smear other fans. Look in the mirror baby.

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[(Anonymous)]

No you