[ SECRET POST #702 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #702 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

CITY STUFF → http://lolbuttsex.myminicity.com/

Secrets Left to Post: 17 pages, 403 secrets from Secret Submission Post #100.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 1 2 - not!secrets ], [ 1 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 3 - too big ], [ 1 2 - repeat ], [ 1 2 - doing it wrong ], [ 1 - posted twice ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[deathtobunnies.livejournal.com]

109 - YES. THANK YOU.

144 - Good for you. I know someone who does that (midwestern American, but loads her speech up with UK colloquialisms, her writing up with UK spellings, and even occasionally SPEAKS with a half-assed fake Irish/Scottish halfbreed mangled accent) and it is the most disgustingly pretentious, fake behavior I've ever seen.

[deathtobunnies.livejournal.com]

y helo thar page 3

[autoscopy.livejournal.com]

144. Semi-related, I have a tendancy to pick up accents of people I'm speaking to. People always think I'm mocking them, it sucks.

[doctor-dorothy.livejournal.com]

I totally do that, and it's SOOO embarrassing.

[plazmah.livejournal.com]

Yay, good secrets today!

124. OMG those eggs! I don't get the appeal, quite frankly. :P

133. I really want to see this movie.

141. Chris/Will! I KID!

154. Pokemon OTP!

155. ... That is such a cute/hot picture.

160. I totally see where you're coming from, I feel the same way.

162. *brain explodes upon seeing picture*

169. FOR THE WIN! :D

133 OP

[(Anonymous)]

...Oops, let's just pretend you didn't see that. *facepalm* But I am serious about its easy availability. :D

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[intertribal.livejournal.com]

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

That's all for today.

Re: 103

[horitsu-kami.livejournal.com]

You, good sir or madam, have earned 85 internet cool points. Possibly more, if that was written from memory.

101, 147, 168

[iridescently.livejournal.com]

101. Me too, OP, me too. I could always gush to my aunt about it, but she isn't the type to do so.

147. God fuck, and I just bought that too. I thought the blurb was okay and the covers of books always drags me in.

Ugh, I'll read it anyway. Because it cost /money/. >:| And who knows, I'm cheesy, I might like it.

168. Didn't read this, sorry, but that's such a cool looking secret. *A*

147, 153

[pariah164.livejournal.com]

147. lol wat.

153. THIS. THIS THIS THIS. OP, are you me?

[planetes.livejournal.com]

115. When I first saw this secret, I thought it'd be about how porn is only written about thin characters or something.

142. ...damn. Now I'm going to think that way too.

149. But aren't you supposed to feel that way? It's not pathetic, it's nothing rare either.

153. Nice to see a secret with GS4!Phoenix that doesn't say "they ruined him". I liked this Feenie from the start.

176. OH MY GOD I LAUGHED AT THAT SCENE FOR HOURS. But you must mean the pairing, right? Well, if there's anything to ship in that show, it's them XD (or Moss/Wires and Roy/Judy/July)

and 138.

[planetes.livejournal.com]

138. Well, it really would be nice if every country had both a man and a woman character. But aren't the characters nice and stereotypical as they should be?

176.

[fivil.livejournal.com]

theitcrowd had squeeing and some post-ep fics, as well. Rejoice! The fandom is tiny but out there. :)

109

[(Anonymous)]

Uh...I just don't like anime. And because I don't like anime, I don't watch anime, and because I don't watch anime, I have no interest in anime secrets, so I don't read them.

Apparently this makes me an awful person or something.

Re: 109

[deathtobunnies.livejournal.com]

No, it makes the people who post the dipshit "I HATE ANIME SO I WANT ANIME SECRETS OUT OF FS YOU FUCKING WEABOOS GTFO" secrets awful people.

Had a hell of a lot more comments than I expected for today's fs. >3

[notoriousreign.livejournal.com]

102. I know what you mean about the slash fans when it comes to anyone, but how could people NOT slash Merlin/Arthur? They're not even my central ship in the show, but damnit I can see it. >3

119. I still say Alice is a lesbian. xD "Don't worry Edward... Bella and I are gonna be GREAT friends. *smile*" No, not a lesbian. =P
But I DID like those two together in the movie. >3

123. Lol, that was a love scene?

128. Are you telling me a battle hasn't ALREADY been happening all these months?

131. Not always. I've noticed secrets posted about the different integrity and morals in the novels that are unknown in these secrets. I think people just bring Twilight into it because while you have a stupid series getting all this attention, you have other authors who are barely getting recognition and they're ten times the writer than SMeyer can ever be.
LIFE IS UNFAIR IN THE LITERATURE WORLD. =P

133. THE FAAAALL. ♥

136. Well, it helps that Harry Potter's better written bb. =P But yeah, I was probably annoying too.

147. I stopped reading that book in the... tenth chapter? I got bored with all her descriptions. I felt like I was reading Stephenie Meyer. ><

163. Gandalf the White/Jadis? Oh hell no, now I ship it too. >< Thanks a lot. (YAY--WE NEED MORE NARNIA SECRETS!)

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[scootermcgaffin.livejournal.com]

I don't ship it. There are one or two scenes in the earlier episodes (2, in particular) that are kind of gay, but...other than that I just don't see it.

[mickiekins.livejournal.com]

125. I think it's totally normal for guys to have man-crushes on Snake. Mostly because all my guy friends who play MGS have one.

137. I used to have that song on my MP3 player. i miss it.
thanks OP, i'm adding it right back on.

143. THAT IS EXACTLY HOW I FEEL.

[liltingkricket.livejournal.com]

asdfghj drive-by icon love. <333

That is wiiiin. :D

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[savemoony.livejournal.com]

I'M AVAILABLE IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A ROOMMATE -- BECAUSE ME TOOOO.

[(Anonymous)]

115: Whoa, I am the same way. High five.

173: Ichigo Mashimaro secret! I am probably a creepy pedo for liking it huh~.

[kimchiburger.livejournal.com]

105. Obligatory SPRINGTIME FOR HITLER AND GERMANY~.

111. W-whoa, they mix-and-matched the team members? Goddammit, not during finals week! Not finals week!

114. Dude. Go to tags and click on scanlations. It's not that hard.

125. You and the rest of the MGS fanboys. EVERYONE IS GAY FOR BIG BOSS. No exceptions. I would be quite gay for him if I had a penis to show for it.

[(Anonymous)]

They aren't in order, and some refer to earlier story lines, making it confusing. So yes, it is that hard.

Way to be an arsehole.

[autoscopy.livejournal.com]

132. I don't know anything about the fandom you're talking about, but when I was 15 I had a giant crush on Subcomandante Marcos. Somehow I decided that the internet would find it interesting, idk.

OP

[(Anonymous)]

Ah yes, back then a lot of people had a crush on the guy when he came out. Just look for the 60 Minute special on him on YouTube....Although I never got over him or his ideals. My lifelong dream is to one day go there and help him out~ But it'll probably never happen *sigh*

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[cookie-faerie.livejournal.com]

Just click on the "scanlations" link at the top...it's not too difficult. 8|

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[nikkernoodle.livejournal.com]

It's not there any more bb xD you have to go into the tags. And even then things are a bit out of order, so I usually just send people to the geocities page

[mistressofrobin.livejournal.com]

Anytime an even slightly anti-Hetalia secret pops up here, I'm a little more tempted to get into it. I 99.99999999etc.% sure I wouldn't give a care if America didn't stroke my glasses fetish so darned well and made me love him based on appearance and casual canon knowledge. O_o;;

Re: Hetalia

[trustyoursins.livejournal.com]

It's actually totally cute. At least from what I've seen. >_> Then again, I'm the one who got into it via the description of one strip being, "Germany's annexing of Austria turns into an awkward conversation about it, and then Austria makes Germany make him a sandwich."

Also, I don't think I'll ever be able to understand people complaining about the countries being stereotypes. It's true, but none of them are portrayed as bad people? Though France hurts me inside It kind of seems like the people who complained about Speedy Gonzalez being a Mexican stereotype, to me, and I will never forgive the fact that he got taken off the air because of that. :| /unrelated

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[kyo-sayz.livejournal.com]

167 -- just sayin', prepare to get your ass handed to you. i got attached by squealing fangirls for stating my opinion as well. LOL

169 -- ohh, OP you made my heart smile c:

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[kyo-sayz.livejournal.com]

attacked* whoops

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[mirwolf.livejournal.com]

Metal Gear Solid makes EVERYONE a little bit gayer.

[annwyd.livejournal.com]

104. I suspect a lot of the people who talk about "going gay for" someone in fandom are just using it as shorthand for "I'm really interested in her as a person/character and I think she's gorgeous, so I kind of have a girlcrush on her." There are a lot of male characters I talk about being hot for, but given the chance I would probably would not actually sleep with them.

112. That would bother me more if Sou and Mashiro's relationship hadn't been revolting from the start. :[ "You're really a girl, so that means you have to have sex with me!" "Oh, no, no, I don't want to, I'm a guy, stop forcing me, ooh, ooh, yes, I want you so much, I'll be a girl for you, Sou!"

144. I can't even use Britishisms online. I just can't. It makes me feel so silly, like I'm trying to be my British characters when I'm totally not.

164. Protip to everyone who gets mad at someone for using "OTP" to mean something other than "the only pairing I would ever ship for these characters" (or even "at all"): not everyone takes it so seriously. And that's okay.

166. But the fact that she happened to be able to save the planet and humanity after her death is really a relatively small part of why she's awesome.

Still. This world could use an Aeris right now all the same.

112 - OP

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, that thing bothered me as well, but I kept reading up til volume... ah, five or six, can't really remember, hoping to see some change instead of just. Mashiro deciding that OHWAIT I MIGHT ACTUALLY BE A GIRL. TWU WUV HEALS.

[bazcat89.livejournal.com]

116. I love him ridiculously...it makes me feel dirty because fangirls generally scare the shit out of me (thank you Twilight fandom).

128. The batshit HP people would win. You see, when HP people get batshit they turn to deep textual analysis and recitation of backstory and obscure mythology. When Twilight people go batshit it's usually like JACOB'S A RAPIST OMG and BUT EDWARD IS HOTTER

[http://users.livejournal.com/_thirty2flavors/]

lol did you see tehe secret awhile ago about Owen being a rapist? (or rather, how he's not a rapist but fandom thinks he is) It made me laugh, harkens back to my brief Twilight days.

but Owen is totally a daterapist.

[katsumeragi.livejournal.com]

176. IF YOU ARE NUMBER 176 WE NEED TO TALK. I FUCKING LOVE THAT SHOW.

[(Anonymous)]

Do you mind if I drop you an email? My LJ is horrific XD

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[(Anonymous)]

179. I'm asexual too (though a romantic one, I admit) and yet I love reading smut fic. I don't even get turned on or anything, so maybe it's just the closeness or something I enjoy, I don't know.

Not OP.

[baranohanayome.livejournal.com]

Asexual here as well. I've read smut in the past and probably will in the future. Then again, I will read literally anything, though if it's awful I will drop it and mock it fairly quickly.

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[mstieforlife.livejournal.com]

Re: 154

[samuraiter.livejournal.com]

"Mike, you killed the Hubble!" :-)

[eibborn.livejournal.com]

118. Or you could try to be a better person, maybe?

163. That's kind of awesome. |D I have difficulty imagining how Jadis and Gandalf could possibly get along, though.