[ SECRET POST #5542 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #5542 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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02.
[British National Theatre]


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03.
[Daomu Biji/The Lost Tomb]


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04.
[Crazy Rich Asians]


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05.
[Bo Burnham]


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06.
[Mr Ballen's youtube channel]


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07.
[Maiden Holmes]


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08.
[Horizon Forbidden West]
















Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 21 secrets from Secret Submission Post #793.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[case]

Name the fandom. And repeats, etc.

(If you think something in this thread is a troll, please ignore it! Conversation is fine, but OT wank makes stuff harder to keep track of in this thread. Thanks.)

[philstar22]

The general comments link doesn't work.

(frozen comment)

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01. https://i.imgur.com/WmIiUzz.png

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah IDK why game companies are like "you know what will make my game really immersive? Making the player look away from the screen every few minutes. That'll do it"

Just let us do/create everything we need within the game, even if it's not automatically given to us

[hey_hey_hey]

People who play artificially difficult games get what they get. Aimlessly wandering around in an open world game gives players a sense of accomplishment when they finally get to their destination or whatever goofy shit FromSoft developers say.

[(Anonymous)]

the game....has a map though...? did you mean minimap op? bc there is a very detailed map of the overworld you can access through the simple press of a button, with waymarker points and markers you can put all over it at your leisure

[(Anonymous)]

Map aside (which the game has, just not a minimap) I just think the whole "it needs an easy mode to be accessible" rarely ever comes from people with actual accessibility issues, they're just salty it's too hard and they can't play the current hot new game as well as others.

I get intense migraines and motion sickness from playing first person games. I still don't demand every first person game should have an additional third person mode just because it would be more accessible to me and people with my issues. Would it be nice? Sure. Is it feasible to implement this? Not really. So I just have to deal with playing different games.

[fscom]

02. https://i.imgur.com/umYhzEx.jpg
[British National Theatre]

Transcript by OP

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I wish the National Theatre would put on more humorous (or at least less depressing) plays. Drama doesn't have to be dismal and emotionally wrenching in order to be worthwhile art or good theatre.

[(Anonymous)]

Everyone knows that if it is fun and upbeat it isn't real drama and might even be *gasp* commercially accepted instead of critically accepted.

[(Anonymous)]

IDK, I think with a lot of things, the logic is that there's plenty of other spaces for things that are popular and happy and funny and commercially viable, whereas there may not be other places for things that are serious and dark. And I think there's some validity to that.

[(Anonymous)]

Oof, I saw this one and it was not good. Went in really excited about the cast, but it was just so bleak, with characters that didn’t draw me in at all.

[(Anonymous)]

It's not just theatre though it's television as well. The latest hit drama needs to be about death, betrayal, people with no redeeming qualities, dismemberment, torture, misery, manipulation, suffering etc etc - and there can never be enough.

I'm not a fan of it so I've lost touch with popular culture in many ways. That must be why we have sport, crafts, our favourite novels.

[fscom]

03. https://i.imgur.com/DZzILj1.png
[Daomu Biji/The Lost Tomb]

[(Anonymous)]

That seems a poor way to get clothes, especially if you are that hot. I for one would not drape anything on him in the hopes of getting to see more.

[fscom]

04. https://i.imgur.com/LoHLDNM.png
[Crazy Rich Asians]

[(Anonymous)]

Honestly I never understood why they made his character that way --- trying to see if she had some unconscious bias due to being American-raised maybe? It was so cringe-y though.

And then later during the dressing montage that he kept trying to get her into slinky dresses was just super perv-y to me.

[fscom]

05. https://i.imgur.com/DWOu8Uh.png
[Bo Burnham]

Transcript by OP

[fscom]

I've been hearing bits of this really catchy song on YouTube shorts and I was pleased to have a new bit of music I like. Yesterday I found out it's Bo Burnham's song about Jeff Bezos. I'm so goddamn annoyed. There's only 56 seconds of this excellent song? And it's by a comedian I don't even like? I really need someone to make this into a full-length song. Something with a little more mid-song build-up towards "fuck their wives, drink their blood"... and/or a following cathartic "fuck you, Bezos" verse or two.

[fscom]

06. https://i.imgur.com/nPfeGLD.png
[Mr Ballen's youtube channel]

[(Anonymous)]

I have no idea what this is but in the world where ads and product placement reign supreme, that sounds like the right way to do it.

[fscom]

07. https://i.imgur.com/BWWcAql.png
[Maiden Holmes]

[(Anonymous)]

... Possibly he thought she preferred investigating over running a department...? Still overbearing, but he was pretty good at reading people, I thought. (Or maybe he was being a bit possessive, shrug)

[fscom]

08. https://i.imgur.com/F7iZ3k9.png
[Horizon Forbidden West]

[hey_hey_hey]

Jesus Christ. Spoilers, people.

[fscom]

NS, NF, etc.

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What did you do today, FS?

[(Anonymous)]

Tell us!

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