[ SECRET POST #5636 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #5636 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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[Met Gala]


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[Mr Ballen on Youtube]


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[Satoru Gojo from Jujutsu Kaisen]


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[Twisted Kaiju Theater]


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Notes:

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Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

NOTPs

[philstar22]

Are there any ships you really can't stand, that you hate the idea of them together, and are an instant back-button for you? Not just mild dislike, but really cannot stand.

Re: NOTPs

[(Anonymous)]

Draco/Hermione.

Re: NOTPs

[(Anonymous)]

This might be weird because it’s canon, but Danny/Sam from Danny Phantom is my most despised ship in all of fictional media.

Re: NOTPs

[kallanda_lee]

Hulk/Widow

I like both characters individually very much - and while I would have been mostly neutral to it in comic context, the absolute shitshow of a romance that Whedon did in AOU can't be unseen and I just can't.

Re: NOTPs

[(Anonymous)]

I was thinking I didn't have one because I don't tend to actually hate ships, at most I might find a ship annoying or kinda dumb(in my personal opinion), but I'm watching Stranger Things atm and my god I'd forgotten how much I hate Mike/Eleven or Mike/anyone for that matter because I can't stand him and don't want him to be happy. So there's my petty, irrational dislike.

Re: NOTPs

[(Anonymous)]

John Sheppard/Teyla from Stargate Atlantis. They were trying to force it in that direction, and honestly it just wasn't necessary. It's not that they didn't have chemistry, it's just that they were much more interesting by far as friends and equals. To me anyway.

Re: NOTPs

[(Anonymous)]

Eleven/anyone from Stranger Things. I have been seriously wigged out by the way people are about MBB, and now any romance involving her character just comes across as creepy to me.

Re: NOTPs

[(Anonymous)]

Canon Character/OC.

Not interested in reading your self insert masturbation fic.

Re: NOTPs

[dancingmouse]

Joker/Harley, if it's portrayed as being romantic. There's NOTHING Romantic about those two, at ALL, and seeing people try to romanticise that is just a nope for me.

Any Cybertronian with a Human. Like...how will that work? Not just physically, but you also have HUGE age gaps, which comes with equally huge gaps in experience levels that just won't work.

Re: NOTPs

[(Anonymous)]

Rose/Ten from Doctor Who, mostly because it's so enmeshed with the whole "Rose is the One True Companion" nonsense.

Re: NOTPs

[(Anonymous)]

Mulder and Scully as a romantic pairing, noromo forever

I love them as a non-romantic pairing but I just feel like Fox Mulder is not a person made for being in a stable long-term romantic relationship

Re: NOTPs

[philstar22]

Celebrimbor/Maeglin is my big Tolkien one. It started out as dislike, but the frequency of it randomly showing up out of nowhere in 90% of Celebrimbor fics made me hate it.

Sattler and Grant from Jurassic Park franchise. They are friends in my mind and don't work as romantic partners. Their friendship is so great. I just don't see romantic chemistry at all. I'm happy she got married and had kids with someone else, although I think she's most awesome on her own.

Worf/Deanna. Just doesn't work. I feel like he'd end up killing her if they had sex. And Worf/Jadzia is my Trek OTP.

Besides the already mentioned Bruce/Natasha, there is also Thor/Loki (both because incest and because it just wouldn't work), Steve/Sharon, and Clint and his wife.

Booth and Brennan from Bones because while I once shipped it, actually making it canon ruined both characters and made Brennan change everything about who she was and yet made him not change anything. It was awful.

Jon/Daenerys.

Re: NOTPs

[(Anonymous)]

Not really. There are ships I won't read, but I've been in multiple fandoms for 20 years and I've never had one I hated so much that a mere background mention would ruin a fic for me, or I couldn't be friends with someone who shipped it.

Re: NOTPs

[(Anonymous)]

Lan Xichen/Jiang Cheng.

I'm a Xichen/Mingjue shipper and I'll 100% admit that I'm just bitter that an obnoxiously pair-the-spares crackship is absurdly more popular than mine that has actual canon content that isn't just standing-next-to-each-other-in-a-room-sometimes. But I also get frustrated at how Mingjue gets tossed aside as a character by the fandom too. :/

Re: NOTPs

[(Anonymous)]

- Oliver/Laurel from Arrow. Although really, I can’t say I’m fond of any of the so-called “Arrowverse” couples. The writers for those shows really had a way of writing relationships that just made me grit my teeth, even for pairings I originally liked in concept. But Oliver/Laurel is one of the only ones that rose to the level of NOTP, for me.

- Pete/Myka of Warehouse 13. I loved their relationship as a brother/sister relationship, but I loathed the idea of it being romantic. I guess, even though Pete was technically older, it really felt like they had a “exasperated but protective big sister/goofy little brother” dynamic going on. (Although to be clear, I’m not claiming it’s an incest ship, that’s not…..no.)

- Nick/Adelind of Grimm. Oh where do I start? Oh maybe with the fact that she raped him? Ugh ugh ugh what were you thinking, writers?

Re: NOTPs

[(Anonymous)]

Ovan/Haseo. Aaaand it's pretty much officially canon. Man, literally any other ship in .hack// is better than that shit.

Re: NOTPs

[(Anonymous)]

There are TONS of ships I will never, ever read fic for, but as long as I don't have to engage with the pairing, it's all fine.

All my actual NOTPs are rival ships, because I am extremely ride or die for my OTPs and the thought of them with anyone else makes my lip curl. That said, I still don't hassle anyone or anything like that. The very idea of rival ships may grate, but I'm also a fucking adult and I'm not gonna start shit.

Re: NOTPs

[kamino_neko]

Nagito/Hajime from Danganronpa 2.

Part of it is that I have a visceral loathing of Nagito to begin with, part of it is their canon interactions just aren't compatible with it at all.

(I actually briefly did ship them, until spoilers happened...after that, noooope.)

Re: NOTPs

[(Anonymous)]

Obikin (Obi-Wan & Anakin).

Really anything that starts flirting with the incest line just turns me off in general

Re: NOTPs

[(Anonymous)]

Cap/Bucky

Noctis with anyone but Ignis.

WWX/JC from The Untamed - they are siblings ffs!

Jaime/Brienne

Fenris/Danarius - the less said about it, the better. Makes me want to puke and I am very much a Fenris hater. I spent the whole time I was playing DA2 pretending I didn't get what was implied about Fenris' past.

Garrus/Tali

Velvet/Laphicet - they're basically siblings. I don't have anything against incest ships (I used to ship Wincest and I have a soft spot for Cersei/Jaime) but there are some ships that just feel wrong to me.

SQQ/SQH from Scum Villain because they only work as friends for me. And even then, I feel their friendship is a bit toxic.

Wolverine/ Scott Summers. Actually anyone/Scott Summers. The only time I found Summers even remotely interesting was back when he was sleeping with Emma Frost and even then I was pitying her.

Will Graham with anyone but Hannibal Lecter. That's just unfair to poor Hannibal who did everything he could to get Will's attention.

Re: NOTPs

[(Anonymous)]

Tony/Steve Might be different for the comics, but from the movies it's an instant no from me.

Harry/Ginny I've been told I'm weird for this one. It might be because I'm ace, but it seriously came out of nowhere in the books for me and I don't get it at all.

Janeway/Chakotay No chemistry at all, especially since the writers kinda gave up on his character other than Native American after season 1.

Re: NOTPs

[(Anonymous)]

HATE Steve/Bucky. Number one notp. Hate it so much that it made me hate Bucky for a while. Nat/Bruce and thorki are also Marvel notps, but Stucky is by far my least favorite.

Megstiel and Dean/Benny are the SPN ships that I've had to backbutton over because the tags didn't indicate that it would be a side pairing (and a couple of times the tags totally did warn me and I was just a dumbass). I'm not a fan of sabriel and sometimes I filter out any fics where it's a side pairing, but it's not a 1000% heat-of-a-burning-sun-rage dealbreaker or anything if they're a small enough part of a good enough story.

Seconding Nick/Adalind, that was messed up.

Bashir/Ezri Dax. Not my only DS9 notp but the first that came to mind.

Re: NOTPs

[(Anonymous)]

Levi/Eren. I hate it with the blinding passion of ten thousand suns.

Re: NOTPs

[(Anonymous)]

Sasuke/Sakura. I was so pissed when it became canon.

Re: NOTPs

[(Anonymous)]

I made a secret about this a year-ish ago, but Kim Possible/Shego. I think it comes down to the age difference.

Also, Joe or Nicky from The Old Guard with anyone BUT each other (even in a threesome situation). I don't know why it bothers me so much, but I don't like them being split up at all.