[ SECRET POST #5916 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #5916 ⌋

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Inspired by #7

[(Anonymous)]

What is the weirdest thing you have read fic of? Or what's the weirdest thing you've wanted fic for but haven't been able to find?

Re: Inspired by #7

[(Anonymous)]

I still think Minesweeper is the weirdest.

Re: Inspired by #7

[(Anonymous)]

Probably when I got into Bilbo/Azog for a hot minute.

Re: Inspired by #7

[kaishi]

I haven't read it, but I did find Folgers Incest Commercial fanfic on AO3.

Re: Inspired by #7

[(Anonymous)]

That Harry Potter fic where Harry becomes Tom Riddle's pregnant catboy, it still takes some beating.

Although Hogwarts Giant Squid/Captain Jack's Jar of Dirt came close.

Harry Potter fandom, why are you such a trainwreck? Never change.

Re: Inspired by #7

[(Anonymous)]

To this day I'm not sure why I actually read that Donald Trump/Supreme Leader Snoke mpreg fic. Or its sequel.

Re: Inspired by #7

[(Anonymous)]

How about writing it? Because I've written thousands of words of Olympics RPS.

Re: Inspired by #7

[(Anonymous)]

There's an 80k fanfic out there for Logical Journey of the Zoombinis. And it's actually good.

Re: Inspired by #7

[(Anonymous)]

I'm not the one who stumbled on it but I recently saw a tumblr mutual post this:

"and THAT’S when I encountered 960,000+ words on the true love soulmate bond between Brock Rumlow of the MCU and… real-life person Frank Iero from My Chemical Romance

literally almost a million words shine on you fucking crazy diamonds"

Re: Inspired by #7

[(Anonymous)]

I read Sonic fic so

Re: Inspired by #7

[(Anonymous)]

I want to say the Chewbacca/Captain Jack Harkness fic, but honestly it's a very sweet story.

The most fucked up one was that Yuletide with the Carebear BDSM noncon gangbang.

Re: Inspired by #7

[(Anonymous)]

I follow a writing community on tumblr that specialises on unhinged crossover crackfics. For example, an apartment association AU where Namjoon from BTS uses magical crocs to turn into Lightning Mcqueen. And that's one of the least weird things that happens in their fics.

This video is relevant

[(Anonymous)]

https://youtu.be/z1VCVVULaGI

The creator of the video asked her followers what the weirdest fic they ever read was and then shared the best responses. I’m only partway through but it looks hilarious so far. The same person also did a video where she asked people to write a story post by post and she read the results. That one featured Bob the Builder x Fix-it Felix and is worth a watch as well.

Re: Inspired by #7

[philstar22]

Bilbo/Azog as someone mentioned below for a little while.

Really, if there is a villain and a hero, if I get into that fandom I will probably ship.

Sauron/everyone, some more weird than others.

Was really into Palpatine/Anakin for a couple years.

Re: Inspired by #7

[(Anonymous)]

I wasn't able to read fic of it because I couldn't find it and there was only so far I was willing to go down the fandom rabbit hole for it. But after watching one of the MLP movies(idk if there was more than one, I just saw this one) I came out shipping Twilight/Tempest Shadow.

Re: Inspired by #7

[pantswarrior]

Like 20 years ago on IRC someone randomly brought up the idea of Mr. Clean x the Brawny paper towel guy and ... some fic came out of it. I don't think it was ever posted anywhere but in our channel though, lol.

Re: Inspired by #7

[(Anonymous)]

Vaguely remember stumbling on porn for Spot, the old mascot for 7up soda.

Re: Inspired by #7

[greghousesgf]

a long time ago I read fic of House as Elrond from LOTR's sex slave. And it was meant to be comedy. (It was funny but in a so-stupid-it's-funny way, not in the way the writer intended)

Re: Inspired by #7

[(Anonymous)]

Weirdest thing I've read probably goes to that one story about famous paintings of cheese, written from the POV of a sentient piece of (very slowly aging) cheese.

Re: Inspired by #7

[(Anonymous)]

Remember Roy Orbison in Clingfilm fics?

Re: Inspired by #7

[(Anonymous)]

Barbie/Dracula crack-treated-seriously
https://archiveofourown.org/works/23236681

The Man Your Man Could Smell Like (from the Old Spice commercials)/Sassy Gay Friend
https://archiveofourown.org/works/103775

Have you ever walked out of a movie at the theaters?

[(Anonymous)]

What movie and why?

Fast Food

[(Anonymous)]

What are the best and worst fast food places? International, national, and regional and local. What's your top 5?

Mukbang

[(Anonymous)]

I don't understand it. is it a fetish?