[ SECRET POST #2000 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2000 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 110 secrets from Secret Submission Post #286.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 2 - broken links ], [ 1 2 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 2 - posted twice ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

I might start reading CLAMP because thinking about anal contractions make it easier to swallow their impossibly long-limbed art style. Thanks!

Re: long text is long, sorry

[agentcthulhu]

[duaedesigns]

Fury I can understand. He may have had a big role, but then again, so does John Jonah Jameson, Jr. in Spiderman stuff and we don't expect to see him all over merchandising. Black Widow though, there's no excuse except sexism. (It would be understandable if it was just the Big Four with movies, but it's not) I've actually seen a lot more stuff with Fury than Widow.

SHIPS = SRS BSNS

[agentcthulhu]

F*** YEAH 2000 POSTS!

[agentcthulhu]

PARTY HARD!
http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/PARTY_592aca_163838.gif

[ditaykan]

I don't know if it's just me, but her head seems enormous in comparison with her torso.

[duaedesigns]

Mine didn't hurt at all (outside thigh) it felt like someone was drawing on me with a gel pen and pressing a little too hard. So not all of them hurt like hell.

[diet_poison]

Obvious troll generated this much discussion?

wow

Re: 3/10

[diet_poison]

This. Wow, I love your analysis, I think it is spot on.

I side-eyed it pretty hard at "it's not sexy", but when I read the rest it became so blatant that I just wanted to roll my eyes.

But I still had to resist the urge to say something, since you know, it's so...well...douchey.

[(Anonymous)]

Yes, it certainly happens. Whenever my partner orgasms, his body seems to clench around me and it is AMAZING.

It's also there during general penetration/intercourse, but it really only "clamps down" during intercourse, and the term is really quite appropriate. It seems, as far as I've heard, to be more average a response in men than in vaginal intercourse.

[(Anonymous)]

Some stores don't return their stock - they just keep them until they sell out even if the promotion has passed.

It was an old can.

[brooms]

i hate watson.

Re: long text is long, sorry

[ooh_mrdarcy]

HI CTHULHU ♥

I'm a big fan of your tentacles

[ooh_mrdarcy]

Happy to oblige.

[(Anonymous)]

Ooh nipple play and rimming? Are you me? Because you sound like me. Those are my favourites.

Re: ???

[(Anonymous)]

Welcome. I am a particpant in it. So I know exactly what they were referring to.

*was personally tempted to nominate Hetalia despite non-rareness*

[htebazytook]

False

Maybe read more than two fics before making this pronouncement?

[htebazytook]

i ship m/m because it's what turns me on, and people who try to rationalize it otherwise are just making excuses

that said, maybe don't blame the ppl who write slash because there are more well written male characters, but instead blame the people who aren't writing better written female characters

[htebazytook]

You're right, it's not cool to look at characters and empathize or identify with them in a non-literal fashion, not even a little bit! SHAME on people! D:

[(Anonymous)]

No, definitely not Baldr's fault. Just that that situation wasn't as simple as Baldr=Good and Loki=Bad.

Re: 7/10

[(Anonymous)]

Now it's almost a pity I wasn't trolling. I could have done so well.


Mr. O. P.

[(Anonymous)]

I loved that bit of Sandman (all of Sandman, really). I didn't realise until the second time I read it that those were Marvel characters and not straight up Norse Gods.

~OP

[(Anonymous)]

I can see why you'd be more creative, since most of them are pretty awful at creating the mediums they're reviewing.

[(Anonymous)]

Homestuck proves fans are just seriously biased for boys. Seriously, the female characters range from EQUALLY interesting to A FUCKTON MORE INTERESTING.

[(Anonymous)]

You other fucks replying to this can scoff all you want - look at how the Homestuck fandom treats Jane. Concrete proof that this shit happens.