[ SECRET POST #252 ]

[degrees.livejournal.com]

⌈ Secret Post #252 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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Notes:

Last day to submit for next week! Oh, and post is early because I can!

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 00 secrets from Secret Submission Post #036.
Secrets Not Posted:0 broken links, [ 1 2 ] not!secrets, 0 not!fandom, [ 1 ] too big.
Next Secret Post: Tomorrow, Saturday, September 15th, 2007.
Current Secret Submission Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[wazira-sharira.livejournal.com]

Also, hello thar page three.

[halevy.livejournal.com]

hjfaeghbfaj icon love

[halevy.livejournal.com]

19. There's only so much fanservice I can take before I'm like "MOVE THE PLOT FORWARD PLZ" (Unless there is not plot.) I'M LOOKING AT YOU GEASS.

22. Because they're not bishies. :( If it weren't for them, oh, who knows what KH would've been like. Goofy/Sora/Donald FTW. I have this thing for OT3s that revolve around adorable friendships.

[halevy.livejournal.com]

*no plot

[mature.livejournal.com]

I'll take Vimes over Vetinari any day, but fuck yeah he's hawt.

Er. That was in relation to 9.

[mature.livejournal.com]

*facepalm*

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[kiaxet]

ONE. How do you know it's stolen? Good ideas are common, you know.

TWO. I seriously doubt that you, at one time, were not in that same position. Everybody starts somewhere. If they admire you, great! Bask in it, don't kill them for it.

All in all, this has to be the most malicious thing I have ever seen posted in this community. You and your FList go have fun being complete assholes. The rest of us will simply laugh at you. ♥

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[(Anonymous)]

Secret 34, the sentence: me too. If we have to see Ted die again, with added Booster tried but failed to save him angst, I am going to be a total and utter wreck.

Re: 34

[(Anonymous)]

Er, the last sentence. *facepalm*

[onesto-hotel.livejournal.com]

20. YES YES YES! *loves Rocko and still quotes it from time to time*

24. Sometimes I wonder about that myself, seeing that I now sit around and make jokes about rape and pedophilia on an almost daily basis...

25. Haven't seen either one, but I did see the opening and I loled. (Especially at the random jiggling butt action.)

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[fairyfey.livejournal.com]

... she looks like my history teacher.

Re: 6.

[runic-binary.livejournal.com]

Lucky ho. Mine's a balding dude.

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[repeatvoffender.livejournal.com]

Oh, and while I'm here:

Damn it I missed that episode.
Is it sad that this secret made me the happiest?

[powercorrupts.livejournal.com]

5 Are we talking about the same Jane Eyre? Everyone I know hates it. I liked it, but it's not something I admit everywhere since it usually just earns me a list of the book's copious flaws.

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[helensheep.livejournal.com]

GCSE English killed that book for me, mostly because of the over analysis we did. I swear, we spent about 6 years doing analysis of the red room chapter and how the weather was a metaphor Jane's angst and woe.

Re: 5

[dia-aren-marie.livejournal.com]

ARGH I hate overanalysis. SURE IT'S COOL TO GET SYMBOLISM BUT IT RUINS THE WHOLE POINT OF SYMBOLISM ALKJRLAKJSDG. Or something. Or that it's SO DAMN OBVIOUS GEEEEEEEZ.

#26

[(Anonymous)]

Every last shred of your self-respect has already been destroyed as this secret proves.

I doubt very much you could do more to this person than you've already done to yourself. I'm also sure 99.9% of your f-list is having a 'holy shit, what a nut' moment behind your back every time you post about this. Maybe it's just outright filtered mocking, because if none of them have given you a gentle talkdown yet, they sure as hell aren't your friends.

Try not to stroke out or bust a blood vessel before you're twenty-five, 'kay?

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[(Anonymous)]

You're definitely not alone - I recall seeing pictures from a Japanese cafe where there were women dressed as butlers and they were super cool. I'd post a link but it was a long time ago... anyways - I'm a girl and I wish I could work in a cafe like that too.

[(Anonymous)]

13. You do mean "beta," right? You kind of need one. At the very least, you need to use your goddamn spellcheck. If you can't even be bothered to do that much, please stop writing. If that's how many errors you make on a tiny fandom secret, I imagine your fics must be completely illegible.

26. Wow, you're a scary cunt. Turn off the computer and go outside once in a while.

[kosher-jenny.livejournal.com]

1. YES. I mean, yeah he was a total baddie, but I like that he really loved her, rather than just wanted to get under her dress. Plus being played by Richard Armitage don't hurt. ;D The punch was great though.

2. The one on the left, Billy or Freddie?

3. By "death in fandom" do you mean death of a character or death of a person active in fandom?

9. Everyone is gay for Vetinari. Even straight girls.

12. Pence = &hearts &hearts. I love the whole Twilight Town crew, but Pence is especially cute. :) It's always great to have a fat character that isn't a walking stereotype.

13. "beata"?

27. I used to have action figures of them!

34. Christ, yes. Those two just break. My. Heart. I'm trying to remain cynical and not to get myself too worked up into thinking that he'll actually be able to save Ted and it won't be a total "fuck you" moment, but my hopes keep rising in spite of myself. ;_;

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[(Anonymous)]

I'm not the OP for #2 but we do share an apt. The hero on the left is Tim Drake.

I am the OP for #34 Did you read issue two of Booster Gold? "It's called pay to play Rip. I'm your time monkey. You wanna see me dance, you help me save Ted Kord." God Geoff Johns is trying to kill me. My hopes keep rising higher and higher but I have the nagging gut feeling my heart is going to be ripped out again.

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[zidane.livejournal.com]

PLZ tell me you're referring to a Snape RP-er. When I read the books, I constantly imagined Snape AS GARGAMEL. LITERALLY.

The casting of Alan Rickman in the role disappointed me because it clashed with my image of the character so much.

Re: 33

[(Anonymous)]

33 here -- regrettably, I am not talking about a Snape player. Now I kinda wish I was, though.

#5

[aradiantsun.livejournal.com]

Everyone I know was always raving about it and after watching the original black and white movie a few years ago I decided to read the book. I stopped halfway through and have no regrets about not finishing it. It bored me so much.

#2

[(Anonymous)]

That pairing has got to be pure crack, though not as cracky as some of the in cannon relationships that exist in the DCU. Where do I go to read this? Oh god maybe I don't want to read it, it's not porn that involves Elongated Man using his stretching powers is it?

Re: #2

[(Anonymous)]

Lol no porn involving his powers.

Drabbles can be found here

http://poisonivory.livejournal.com/170461.html

http://poisonivory.livejournal.com/183687.html

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[insanepurin.livejournal.com]

I got as far as the first two chapters. I fucking hated it.

If I recall, the boy sticking his tongue at Jane couldn't be simply, "stuck his tongue out as far he could." Nooooooo. It has to be "stuck his pink tongue so far it would've popped a red vein". Yuck. Thanks for the imagery, Bronte.

Re: 5

[degrees.livejournal.com]

Writers get paid by the word usually. That's why so many classics are so incredibly wordy.

Or maybe she just wanted us all to have that image burned in our minds for the rest of eternity. Either way!

[rabanastre.livejournal.com]

20. ILU SO MUCH WTF. ♥♥

[rilani.livejournal.com]

6. Paying attention in school is out.

16. Kareoke Tips Taps Tip is blasphemy. Good for you.

20. ROCKO'S MODERN LIFE <3333333

29. Pathetically enough, so do I. D:

30. Look up minesweeper fanfiction. They have it. No kidding.

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[galerian-ash.livejournal.com]

I thought you were joking. So I looked it up.

...I fear my life shall never be the same.

[(Anonymous)]

26) It's horrible, but yet I'm fascinated. I wish I knew who you were so I could watch as this unfolds.

[friendshipbeam.livejournal.com]

28) Portmanteau pairing names are not the end of the world! They've been around for a long time, they're simple, they're useful, they're easily identified, and they're not going away. Get annoyed by something else, like badfic!

[saave.livejournal.com]

14. O: Douuujin.
20. ... I REMEMBER THAT SHOW OMG. D:
29. Lawl. Cute.
31. HOLY FUCK YEAH.

[(Anonymous)]

Sally/Angua and on my journal when I'm done with it. Which I'm sure doesn't help you at all. Uh...well, I'll put it on FF.net, then. :)

[avianthropy.livejournal.com]

19. I thought I would hate that show (constant abuse played for fanservice and lulz = nothnx) and watched an episode out of boredom-induced masochism... and ended up watching the whole first season. :\ I'm still not sure it was worth the occasional good moments, so I'd say you're probably better off.

20. An opposite of a "lose respect for" secret and a Rocko secret! SO MUCH WIN.

25. Yeah okay I watched those after I saw a screenshot with the subs "I feel like I'm becoming your penis." COMEDY GOLD INDEED, IAWTS.

25 OP

[(Anonymous)]

I had to pause the video to crack up. O JAPAN, your dirty talk is lacking something.