[ SECRET POST #2326 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2326 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Game of Thrones secrets, spoilers, etc below]










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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 021 secrets from Secret Submission Post #332.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Nonfandom secrets!

[(Anonymous)]

Go.

Re: Nonfandom secrets!

[(Anonymous)]

I like to take my non-fandom secrets and twist them somehow to fit for fandom related secrets and post them here.

Re: Nonfandom secrets!

[(Anonymous)]

I guess this could technically count as fandom related, but whatever. Whenever I masturbate, I never imagine getting off with someone -- I imagine OTP characters getting off together. It's like voyeurism, only all in my head. It's weird.

Re: Nonfandom secrets!

[(Anonymous)]

I never make personal posts on f!s. I post to threads like this sometimes and might talk about my personal life a bit in my comments, but that's it. I don't like bothering people.

Re: Nonfandom secrets!

[(Anonymous)]

I just started a diet and exercise program and I hurt all over and I'm super grumpy. Also my knees are mega bruised. Ow.

Re: Nonfandom secrets!

[(Anonymous)]

Minor things are starting to annoy me way too much. Particularly certain stupid jokes/comments people won't stop making (and the resulting "lighten up!!!!, when I fail to laugh at them), and people annoying me when I'm trying to go about my business. For example, whenever I'm going to the train station, there are these guys handing out newspapers, and they just kind of thrust them into your face. So I usually walk as far away from them as I possibly can while walking into the station, but they always see me and run toward me, like they can't tell I'm avoiding them on purpose (why else would I be walking away from them) and sometimes I just feel like screaming at them. With other stuff that makes me mad, I end up biting myself (I'm trying to stop because it leaves ugly marks) or imagining yelling at people, hurting them, or even killing myself.

I wasn't always angry like this before. I don't know what happened. I can usually keep it secret, and only occasionally get a little snippy with obnoxious strangers. But then, with my relatives, I feel like if they know I'm upset, they think I'm just pretending to be (or something like that) to annoy them, I guess to punish them for whatever they did. Not legitimately upset, just trying to bother them. So I don't like to let them know I'm mad at them but sometimes I just want to MAKE them know how assy and obnoxious they can be.

teal deer, everyone is pissing me off lately and I wish it would stop. Or they would stop.

Re: Nonfandom secrets!

[(Anonymous)]

I think anybody who claims to be a "nongender" is a fucking moron. It reeks of "somebody give me a special snowflake label because I'm not a walking stereotype of what a girl/boy "should" be!"

Re: Nonfandom secrets!

[(Anonymous)]

Once I found someone's e-mail account up in the school computer lab. I went through their e-mail and found some e-mails from a site for meeting girls to have sex with. I forwarded them to every one of his contacts, including some addresses I recognized as belonging to professors. And then I changed his facebook password, got into his account and sent annoying messages to his friends and uploaded porny pictures and tagged random people in them.

Re: Nonfandom secrets!

[(Anonymous)]

I'm hungry, but I'm not going to eat for another hour and a half, only because I want a 1/2 price shake after 8 p.m. at Sonic. And I also don't feel like cooking (it's hot) nor do I want to leave the house twice just for food.

Re: Nonfandom secrets!

[iceyred]

I'm still a Republican.

Re: Nonfandom secrets!

[childings.livejournal.com]

Every time I come up with a great secret for these threads I forget it by the time a new thread comes along

Re: Nonfandom secrets!

[maverickz3r0]

I just discovered at age 24 that my eyes are not in fact all blue as I've always thought, but that I have central heterochromia and a sort of fuzzy very light brown/yellow pattern in the center around the pupil. Kinda cool actually I guess?

Re: Nonfandom secrets!

[(Anonymous)]

I keep hoping to catch one of these threads early because the non-secret on my mind will probably cause a lot of wank. And I want that.

I want that.

Re: Nonfandom secrets!

[(Anonymous)]

I really enjoy sniffing my own farts. I love the smell. If I'm under a blanket I'll even lift the covers up so the odor can waft out. I know it's weird but idgaf.

Re: Nonfandom secrets!

[(Anonymous)]

Once I shat in the dorm showers and stuffed my shit down the drain.

It was cathartic.

Re: Nonfandom secrets!

[(Anonymous)]

This is a really stupid thing, but it's been driving me crazy.

I have a huge pet peeve for loud eaters and my mother is the worst. If I ever said anything about it she'd kill me, but GODDAMN, that woman couldn't eat quietly if her life depended on it. All the smacking and slurping and chomping... ugh. Just thinking about it makes me nauseous.

I swear, she can chew on a marshmallow and make it sound like she's trying to eat a cow whole. And she always wants to eat together and I just sit there wishing I could tape her mouth shut.

Re: Nonfandom secrets!

[(Anonymous)]

I think a few of my online friendships are about to implode. A lot of things have been making me uncomfortable for a while now and I probably should have already walked away a long time ago. I just hope nobody is badly hurt, but I know it's not going to end well.

Re: Nonfandom secrets!

[(Anonymous)]

I think less of people that know me well and still have a high opinion of me (parents excluded, because that's just kind of a parent thing).

Re: Nonfandom secrets!

[blueonblue]

I'm going back to California after being away for a very, very long time and I think I am making a huge mistake.

Re: Nonfandom secrets!

[(Anonymous)]

I'd love to trade my sex drive for the ability to focus.

Re: Nonfandom secrets!

[(Anonymous)]

I have no idea how to cross slightly-busy streets without a crosswalk. I just end up pacing on the sidewalk until all the cars are gone. (The pacing is so drivers won't think I'm preparing to cross the street.)

Re: Nonfandom secrets!

[(Anonymous)]

Fandomy, but I am way too lazy to make it an actual secret.

There's a character in my current fandom that I felt I could relate to. Until a really fantastic RPer of the character mentioned that one of his headcanons is that the character is clinically depressed. Now I can't unsee it and I feel monstrously guilty and awful about thinking we were similar, because I am not depressed and what kind of shitty person equates 'sometimes I get kind of sad and feel lonely but I smile and do something else to try not to dwell on it' to 'smiling to cover up the crushing weight of despair and isolation on the inside'?

Re: Nonfandom secrets!

[(Anonymous)]

I won't ever be comfortable calling myself bisexual until I've actually had sex with a woman and realize I want to do it again. But I have no such doubts about my attraction for men, or calling myself straight, even though I've never had sex with a guy, either.

I don't know if this is because I'm just naturally more attracted to men than women and therefore more confident about it, or because I don't want to be one of those people faking bi just for attention and chickening out at actual sex, or I just don't want to commit to dealing with the reality of homophobia (and bringing a girlfriend home to mom one day) without explicit confirmation. Or all three.

Re: Nonfandom secrets!

[(Anonymous)]

I am writing my first-ever smutty fill for a meme prompt. It is the first time I have written anything remotely smutty since I was a virginal fourteen-year-old writing about ~*hawt gay vampiers*~. I'm terrified that I'm going to fuck it up and it's just going to be ridiculous and awkward.

Re: Nonfandom secrets!

[(Anonymous)]

I have trust issues the size of the grand canyon. I secretly fear that everyone I get close to will leave me for someone they think is better, or is only with me while wanting someone else they know because I'm a rebound. I never tell anyone about this of course. I just suffer in silence and pretend everything is okay.