[ SECRET POST #2330 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2330 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 068 secrets from Secret Submission Post #333.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Explanation

[lunabee34]

This is a convention that I am pretty sure derives from Victorian magazines and newspapers in which they wanted to print material about real people and real places without opening themselves up to legal or other censure from those people. So you could just print "Viscount F_____" and everybody knew who you meant but you had plausible deniability about the identity of the person you were gossiping about. The convention of redacting names and places was then adopted by novelists.

[kallanda_lee]

Came here to say this. Black widow isn't really muscular in the comics,either.

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah no. You obviously haven't read the comics at all if you think her main feature there is her boobs. Not that comics artists don't annoyingly emphasize her boobs all over the place for ~fanservice~ like they do with all female superheroes, but that doesn't magically negate the very complex and strong characterization she generally gets in the comics from the writers.

[cuteanimalpics]

Hello everyone, sorry I haven't been around; there's been a ton of school stuff recently, and I'm afraid I might have to take a temporary hiatus.

I will try and show up, and post when I can, but I'm not 100% sure what that will be. Sorry about that!

[(Anonymous)]

They more often than not look like the Wraith wigs from Stargate Atlantis. They are kind of funny.

[(Anonymous)]

After years of Bleach and Gainax and DeviantArt, I look at this pic and I wouldn't have even noticed their boobs were abnormal if you hadn't said so. :|

[(Anonymous)]

Also, it's probably Yorkshire. Nuff said.

[insanenoodlyguy]

>Getting your opinion from ONTD

Yep, that'd be the problem there.

[mekkio]

Thank you. She's a spy. She supposed to not stand out as a super fighting spy. If she looked like Ms. Universe Bodybuilder, she would stick out where ever she went.

[(Anonymous)]

It just fills me with irrational frothing rage that they refuse to dye anybody;s FUCKING EYEBROWS TO MATCH THEIR HAIR

[(Anonymous)]

Except OP, like many of us, would pay for it if the option were available, and DOES pay for it when it finally becomes so. This is corporate shortsightedness, not individual fail.

[queerwolf]

Where I discovered JLM. I'll always think of this movie for him too.

[(Anonymous)]

She looks like a doll there. Pretty but breakable.

What a coincidence, lol

[(Anonymous)]

I submitted a secret yesterday that is basically the exact same as yours.

Guess I'm not the only one who was transfixed on him during Star Trek XD

[(Anonymous)]

Um...not sure if troll, but...You don't have to be built of bulging muscles to be able to do the stuff Widow did in the movies. You can be tough and strong and still sleek. Different kinds of body types, different muscles, etc.

And I'm pretty sure ScarJo did a lot of the stunts herself? Obviously not the super superhero stuff but yeah, she's pretty tough.

[(Anonymous)]

Don't blame me because you feel guilty for stealing.

Re: because in mcu wolverine is totes 5'3", right?

[mekkio]

Hugh Jackman still looks like Wolverine despite the height difference. Aside from the height, they are built the same and have the same look.

[(Anonymous)]

I don't think a price- even if it is 0, i.e. "free" - can be applied to something that can't be purchased. With that in mind, can you clarify?

[(Anonymous)]

When one of your boobs is bigger than your entire head it's time for a reduction.

[(Anonymous)]

Mmmmm me too OP. Me too.

[(Anonymous)]

Calling troll.

If you're sincere, keep in mind that more than half of her job is being a spy. Overly muscular women, unfortunately, stick out quite a bit, which is the opposite of what being a good spy is. Particularly when it seems like she's put into roles where it's not expected that she'd have an outward appearance of strength.

She's fit, and she probably has the benefit of the Soviet version of the super soldier serum to increase her fitness past what her appearance would be. (I don't think we know that for sure MCU; I usually just go with it when I'm writing her)

Re: because in mcu wolverine is totes 5'3", right?

[(Anonymous)]

Wolverine isn't in the MCU.

Also, I'm slightly amused at the fact that a male superhero was sexualized for the movie adaptation more than any of the female Marvel superheroes.

[(Anonymous)]

SA

Not sure why I diverted this to talk about Medieval hair extensions. My weirder nerdly habits are showing.

[(Anonymous)]

What the fuck are you talking about?

[(Anonymous)]

One unfortunate shortcoming of most shounen manga. :\