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All the posters here get dropped on an island.

Who is the one person that walks away alive?

Anon.

Not me.

Anon wins on account of superior numbers.

Are we a hivemind (think soldier ants) or "there can be only one" (think Highlander)? This is very important.

Re: Battle Royale

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(Anonymous) - 2013-11-19 01:35 (UTC) - Expand

Certainly not me.

I'm a wuss....I'd be dead in a day or two.

It depends. Is this like Hunger Games shit where trees burst into flames? Because I am a pretty good hider. I would no problem hiding until most everyone else is dead and then killing off the remaining ones while they sleep. I grew up in the country, I know how to hunt/fish/eat plants.

actually in battle royale there were areas that were off-limits at certain times so if you were in one while it's off-limits, you'd get blown up (or whatever, I don't recall exactly). so it's not possible to stay in the same area the whole time; you do have to be moving around which in turn creates more opportunities to be spotted.

me

Definitely not me. I'd probably be toast within five minutes. No, my money's on Case. Couldn't be too much harder for him than modding this comm.

Something about the idea of Case dominating in a battle royale situation is really funny to me. All the frustration that must come from dealing with stuff sometimes, just coming out all at once.

Case, maybe?

you can't kill anon

it would be the least exciting game ever. no one would know who or where anyone was. the game would be comprised of people shouting at each other and trying to make them feel so bad they'll log off.

it would be like Hunger Games + mafia

best game ever

I'm a two meter man trained and experienced in use of force, and reasonably athletic.

I would have the edge right up until I realised I'd need to hunt and shit to survive, and take the cowards way out.

Then people like me would have no problem eating you! :D

Avoiding the brain of course.

Pretty sure that, as long as you can hit whatever target you're shooting at, hunting will be nbd ill-omened.

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(Anonymous) - 2013-11-19 05:27 (UTC) - Expand

Fingalsanteater actually enjoys the entire situation. She finds violence stimulating and intriguing. She survives through sheer pluck.

Nursejoy also survives, though. She either wins over or seduces anyone who comes after her because she's so nice.

Re: Battle Royale

leikomgwtfbbq - 2013-11-19 03:48 (UTC) - Expand

Me and Chardmonster team up then at the end I trick her into killing me.

I'd be one of the first dead.

I don't know, but I think it'd be a fight to the death between the shrill tumblr SJWs and the fedora-wearing whingers from /a/ who like to use this place as a proxy.

While they murder each other, the rest of us eat coconuts and build a raft.

That's not how Battle Royale works

insanenoodlyguy - 2013-11-19 01:22 (UTC) - Expand