[ SECRET POST #2660 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2660 ⌋

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Are we going to pretend that these two white straight rich ladies are persecuted now.

[insanenoodlyguy]

They arne't rich while you aren't because they are white straight ladies.

They are rich while you aren't because they are better then you and Yahweh loves them more.

[(Anonymous)]

I always interpret Judaism as "we are G-d's chosen people - He chooses to shit on us more than everyone else." Which brings privileges like kvetching about being Jewish and G-d and being Jewish in the rest of the world. Whether or not it's true in this modern age is another argument, but historically, everyone does like to shit on the Jews, right up until the 1960s.

[(Anonymous)]

*snerk*

[(Anonymous)]

It's good to know that I can be a dick to anyone who isn't actively being persecuted.

[(Anonymous)]

Are you going to pretend that Jews don't have a history of being screwed over by pretty much everyone?

[(Anonymous)]

Where did I say anything about the Jews

[insanenoodlyguy]

If you refer to "two white rich straight ladies" in this particular thread the rest of us are going to assume you mean the two white rich straight jewish ladies in OP's picture.

[(Anonymous)]

Yes, the two ladies. Not the Jews.

[(Anonymous)]

THANK YOU.


WE'RE STILL SHAT ON IN 2014.

[(Anonymous)]

Gonna just hop in here and say that skin color does not a white person make. Judaism is a separate race that happens to have many pale-colored people.

(Man, I wish I could find that article that states that genetic testing of two Jews from different sides of the world -- a different practices of the faith -- found more in common between them than a "white" Jew to his white neighbor.)

[(Anonymous)]

Judaism is a separate race

wat

[ill_omened]

Whilst they're tremendously oversimplifying they're not entirely wrong.

(I mean we'd have deconstruct what race actually means, but lets set that aside)

Genetically they're a fairly isolated community, certainly more so then average which has all kinds of affects on genetic drift. Reason you see in more orthodox communities things like tay sachs which for all intents and purposes don't exist elesewhere.

[(Anonymous)]

Uh, the which Jews, the ones living in Israel? The American diaspora? The Spanish? The ex-Ottoman?

[(Anonymous)]

Hey, stop stating facts. We can't have that here.

Some Jews are pasty-looking, therefore they are exactly the same as WASPs and other "white" people. That's how Americans understand it, therefore it must be true.

[(Anonymous)]

Religion is not a race.

[(Anonymous)]

But "Jewish" is an ethnic group in addition to being a religion (where do you think the whole "you're not Jewish if your mother wasn't" thing comes from?).

[(Anonymous)]

And "Jewish" doesn't just refer to someone's religion. Cheers!

[(Anonymous)]

Tell that to Hitler, Stalin, and everyone else who tries to destroy us as a people, and not as practitioners of a certain religion. Guess what, a non-practicing Jew? Still a Jew to the rest of the world including other Jews. This has been established the hard way many times for thousands of years.

Not to mention that our genetics are actually quantifiabley different from "white" peoples'.

[(Anonymous)]

Right, you are special and unique race even if you are pasty.

[(Anonymous)]

>everyone else who tries to destroy us

Shhh, you are not oppressed, I promise.

[insanenoodlyguy]

Don't worry. Your peoples lust for our white women assures that will be fixed in due time (and then the true secrets of those little hats will at last be ours, inherited by our shared children!)

Awww yus

[insanenoodlyguy]

I was hoping one of you would show up.

Re: Awww yus

[(Anonymous)]

I think there might just be the one. With a loud mouth.


(Who is also me.)

Re: Awww yus

[greenvelvetcake]

I'm pretty sure it's just one person replying to themselves.

is it you, noodles?