[ SECRET POST #2882 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2882 ⌋

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Comments

Canon ships you're not into?

[(Anonymous)]

Since yesterday everyone was asked which juggernaut ships they're not into, I thought today I'd ask what canon ships you just don't have an interest in/didn't really work for you.

Mine:

Harry/Ginny
Mako/Korra
Thor/Jane

Re: Canon ships you're not into?

[nanslice]

Harry/Ginny
Squall/Rinoa
Lydia/Aiden
Heero/Relena
Zechs/Noin

Re: Canon ships you're not into?

[(Anonymous)]

Nathan/Audrey from Haven.

Re: Canon ships you're not into?

[(Anonymous)]

sakura/sasuke

Re: Canon ships you're not into?

[(Anonymous)]

Han/Leia

(I honestly greatly preferred Luke/Leia and would have preferred they not be made siblings.)

Re: Canon ships you're not into?

[(Anonymous)]

Danny/Sam

Re: Canon ships you're not into?

[othellia]

Ugh, like everything. For starters:

Harry/Ginny & Hermione/Ron
Aang/Katara
Jack/Sam (Stargate)
Anna/Kristoff
Xena/Gabrielle
Apollo/Starbuck

Re: Canon ships you're not into?

[(Anonymous)]

spock/uhura

Re: Canon ships you're not into?

[aboutelle]

Tony/Ziva (NCIS) & Kensi/Deeks (NCIS: LA)

I hope one day I'll find out why I absolutely despise these two pairings but shipped Beckett/Castle (and Remington Steele/Laura Holt) from the first episode. They have kind of the same dynamic of he keeps hitting on her although she said no repeatedly until she changes her mind, which I hate with a fiery passion and I feel like the biggest hypocrite.

Re: Canon ships you're not into?

[(Anonymous)]

Ranma/Akane. I just loathe it.

Chakotay/Seven. So forced.

Rose/AnyoneTen. What a whiny pathetic child she was.

Re: Canon ships you're not into?

[(Anonymous)]

Inuyasha/Kagome
Miroku/Sango

Re: Canon ships you're not into?

[cabler]

Korra/Mako
Katara/Aang (what is it with Avatar and boring main couples?)
Thor/Jane (in the MCU- in the comics I'm fine with them)

I'm sure there were more I just can't remember right now.

Re: Canon ships you're not into?

[fingalsanteater]

Harry/Ginny
Korra/Mako
Thor/Jane
Finn/Clarke
Spock/Uhura
Sam/Jack (stargate)
Chakotay/Seven (ewwww)
Lyta/Byron (Babylon 5)

Probably a bunch more.

Re: Canon ships you're not into?

[(Anonymous)]

Everything in FMA. I dislike Ed/Winry, I just don't see Al/Mei, and I don't even like Roy/Riza anymore.
(I'm disappointed in myself.)

Re: Canon ships you're not into?

[(Anonymous)]

Oliver/Felicity from Arrow. Ugh.

Re: Canon ships you're not into?

[(Anonymous)]

Luna and whoever it was she ended up with. I had been rooting for Luna/Neville (in fact, for the first couple of years after I read the last book I was for some reason under the impression that they did end up together until I mentioned it to someone and they were like "wtf are you talking about?" and I read the epilogue again and realized that I completely imagined it)

Re: Canon ships you're not into?

[dreemyweird]

I might've given X-Files a go if I didn't know that Mulder and Scully get together in the end. As it is, nope, no chance.

Re: Canon ships you're not into?

[(Anonymous)]

My definition of canon might be loose for a few answers.

Gou/Either Mikoshiba brother.
Shinra/Celty
Yuuri/Wolfram (They're engaged, it counts right?)
Tsuna/Kyoko (Normal. I didn't get anything special out of their dynamic at all and it's typical "loser has shallow crush on most popular girl")
Shuichi/Yuki -Gravitation

Leonard/Penny & Sheldon/Amy. They are so mismatched. Especially S&A. No chemistry, just so forced and so unhealthy.

Ryan/Marissa (The OC)
Chandler/Monica
Ted/Robin.
Castiel/Meg
Kate/Jack (LOST)
Rory/Dean, Rory/Logan
Chuck/Blair
Lucas/Brooke (OTH)
Isaac/Allison
Clarke/Finn (The 100)
Emily/Daniel (Revenge)
Luke/Noah (ATWT - cancelled. blechg)
Harry/Ginny
Jeff/Annie

Re: Canon ships you're not into?

[(Anonymous)]

Everything in Sailor Moon. Even Haruka/Michiru. In fact, especially that since it's the ship everyone else is obsessed with.

Re: Canon ships you're not into?

[queerwolf]

Most. There are only a couple that I've ever actively shipped, like Logan/Veronica from Veronica Mars. Most of the time, I either don't care, don't like the pairing or wish the canon wasn't focused so much on them.

Re: Canon ships you're not into?

[(Anonymous)]

Everything in Naruto. Not even because I ship other ships. I would have preferred "endgame pairings" to stay out of the picture altogether, whichever they were.

Re: Canon ships you're not into?

[feotakahari]

Pick any JRPG where the MC has a single canonical love interest, and odds are I'll hate the pairing. Not usually the characters, mind you, just the pairing. JRPGs, especially ones from the 90s, really have a thing for "Here's the main character, and here's a beautiful woman! They want to boink from the moment they meet for no readily apparent reason, but they'll spend the whole game not admitting it!" For some specific examples:

I spent the entirety of Luminous Arc 2 building up the MC's relationship meter with his childhood friend. Turns out that makes them really, really good friends. The default love interest is an obnoxious tsundere who has zero chemistry with the MC. (Thankfully, I accidentally unlocked the path where he dates a redeemed villain--at least they feel like they have a reason to be together.)

Grandia 2 sets up romantic implications for the MC with both a charming priestess and a villainess with poor impulse control, and never resolves who he ends up with. As a character, I like the priestess, but I never figured out what attracted her to the MC. Everyone just kept saying they were like a couple, and eventually they started to become one. I don't like the villainess as much, but again, they feel like they have more reason to be together--he basically gave her a purpose in life beyond serving the main baddie.

Trails in the Sky gives the MC and her (yes, her) love interest a background: he was raised like her brother for years. This gives them incredibly good chemistry as a brother-sister bash duo. I feel like that gets in the way of the whole "romance" thing--yes, I know Japan has a thing for "they're not blood siblings," but it still feels incestuous and out-of-place.

Re: Canon ships you're not into?

[(Anonymous)]

Tony/Pepper -- even though I loved them as friends, they just don't click for me as a couple. I've seen it work in fic though, so it might be something about the chemistry between RDJ and Gwyneth Paltrow that blows it for me.

Clark/Lana

Anakin/Padme -- Hi, awkward age difference and negative chemistry!

Re: Canon ships you're not into?

[iceyred]

Aang/Katara
Ichabod/Katrina
Gansey/Blue

Re: Canon ships you're not into?

[nightscale]

Castle/Beckett.
Oliver/Laurel(Oliver/Felicty as well but I'm not 100% sure if they've canon yet? I've seen a few gifsets that indicate they might be).
Jane/Lisbon(and this is a weird one because I actually ship it, but I never wanted it to be canon, and then it was. Argh).
Harry/Ginny.
Ron/Hermione.
Korra/Mako.