[ SECRET POST #417 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #417 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

If you resubmit secrets, please mark them as resubmissions. Like add "this was too big last time" or something, or it might get shoved into the repeats. Kind of can't really remember 600+ unique secrets a week gdhtkjdfhf

Secrets Left to Post: 10 pages, 250 secrets from Secret Submission Post #060.
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Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[shampoo.livejournal.com]

5: i recognize that one in the bottom right corner. it was on BBC or something, right? and the dude's name is like. azrael? *dumb, can't remember* i remember wanting to watch it on demand but never getting around to it.

30: i fucking love thirteen. it's not that hard to say. and the whole cameron-clone thing is retarded. SHE isn't a cameron clone, house TREATS her the way he treated cameron. people need to start separating that.

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[ladycolete.livejournal.com]

It's Hex and it was Azazeal. Unfortunately the series ended.

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[(Anonymous)]

1. Every fandom has its weirdly popular characters like that, I guess.

11. Uhhhh... in AC, maybe. Before that? Pfffffft, ahahahaha no.

21. Except by that logic we should start calling Kaiba Seto "Torrentman Seahorse" and Tsukishiro Yukito "Snowrabbit Mooncastle" and Ishida Uryuu "Raindragon Stonefield," too.
To sum up, you're an idiot.

25. Y...you've actually managed to avoid spoilers this whole time? Whoa.
Just don't read the epilogue, 'kay?

26. UNF, AURON. I'd go straight for that.

30. Am I the only one who doesn't think she's a Cameron clone? Sheesh. (But yeah, I definitely like her 'cause she hasn't tried to jump House and has no past relationship stuff with him, unlike... well, just about any other recurring female character except CTB.)

34. That is not Batman. I refuse to believe it.

41, 56. Oh, it's you again. DIAF.

43. I'm sorry to hear that, especially because it's a great message that more people need to get.

59. Ugh, true. Though weirdly enough, it's when their boobs are as big as their heads that I really get disgusted. (Especially when they're on characters who have CANONICALLY SMALL BREASTS, HELLO DUMBASS.)

61. This? YES. This is me with CCS pairings. I ship Shaoran/Sakura like burning, but the sex is a loooooooooong way off there.

63. That show sucks with the canon pairings, it really does. *waves sad little Harry/Tom and Doc/Nine banners alone in the corner*

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[wao.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, Torrentman Seahorse. Actually that sounds kinda nice. TORRENTMAN! Now you've got me thinking of all sorts of unnecessary things...

[corydrane.livejournal.com]

16. omg I love that show! I used to watch it ALL the time :D

26. ♥ Me love Auron long time.

[loticae.livejournal.com]

IN SOVIET F!S, AURON LOVE YOU

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[tadashi-chan.livejournal.com]

1. He may as well be.

10. You better not tell me you ship that kid from Kingdom Hearts and that other kid from Avatar. No way.

20. See my comment to #10, except substitute the names, obviously.

25. Wow, is today your first day on the internet since July 2007?

38. You may be in the 3% of the living female population that watches Pokemon that may be attracted to Brock. Congratulations.

59. Wow, that's pretty bad.

[deaaaaaath.livejournal.com]

10. it's Aang and Clonexas, a clone of Roxas.

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[drunky-pinja.livejournal.com]

....I'm not the only one who slashes Altaïr. ;3;
AND YES TO THE HOMOEROTIC SCENES. They were THERE in the game, I swear to God, they were.
(See my icon? Altaïr searchin' for LOVE man, LOVE.)

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[zettosan.livejournal.com]

Or someone to play stabby with. I heave't played the game BUT I REALLY WANT TO. I heard Jade's game feels SOOOO GOOD.

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[author-by-night.livejournal.com]

I highly doubt you'll see this, as we're now on page ten, but just in case... I sort of wonder if it's not that big site (even though the HP fandom is far from small - unless you meant our corner of fandom, in which case it's very possibly the site I'm thinking of), feel free to talk to me. Even if it's not that site, feel free. I'm going through that too.

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[blue-bah69.livejournal.com]

guy signing in -- i was just talking to a friend about yaoi and we were discussing how 99% of the time the dick is wildly out of proportion or in the wrong spot or upside down. so i guess the moral is, anatomy textbooks.

[dia-aren-marie.livejournal.com]

75. OH MY EFFING GOD BUST-A-GROOVE/MOVE FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

I remember when the official site was still up. They even had a portion where Shorty or Strike from the second game would 'teach' you how to dance.

Damn it. Now I want to dig up my copies and... learn to dance too. D:

(I wonder if this game is why I want to dance so bad. lmfao.)

59 - RE: THIS IS WHAT A REAL VAG LOOKS LIKE

[(Anonymous)]

(http://imageshack.us)


YES, THIS IS MY OWN VAGINA.

Re: 59 - RE: THIS IS WHAT A REAL VAG LOOKS LIKE

[zettosan.livejournal.com]

Teehee. Vaginas look squishie. :3

[happy-cupcake.livejournal.com]

75. You have all my ♥

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[(Anonymous)]

15-No matter that Lost isn't great, I stopped watching it because he refused to play Gambit in X-3: The Last Stand, claiming the characters were too similar, and because of it Gambit was cut from the movie.

20-Ed's way too sensitive about his height to ever get with Vash.

etc- I'm guessing you like the love/hate relationship, lol

n!f 2- lol

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[llivla.livejournal.com]

11 I agree that Cloud's multiple complexes are so much fun; AC and some of the side games his dialogue IS that he sees her larger than life; I've always loved this ship. And Sephiroth/Cloud because Daddy Issues are <3, but no one ever writes that. D;

26 IWTS; Edward is overrated and Auron would kick his ass in ten seconds.

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[marcman2020.livejournal.com]

1. I guess they just like him cuase he's cute *shrug*

9. WOW that's scary... but your opinion? ^_^;;;

19. Evangeleon strikes again! Atleast you found another anime to cancel out the affect

20. Well they do have things in common... both wear red, both blonde, both professionals in what they do (Alchemy and gunmanship), both don't want to kill, etc

23. and now snapesnogger strikes again... sad...

26. I'm sure you'll find one that's like him ^_^;;;

31. wow... awkward... no offense

34. ... THAT'S BRUCE WAYNE?!?!? WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT?!?!?! I'm not going to judge it based on style, but damn that looks wrong -_-

36. Go for it! Come on and get that pairing known, you can do it! =D (btw, what anime is that? I'm interested)

38. Wow... never thought anyone would ever feel that way about Brock... Well, Maybe if you were in the PKMN universe he'd go for you? ^_^

46. The sad thing is that becuase of you saying that, I find her sexy -_-

49. THat's so pretty! =D I'd love to see it (I'm a man and I love pink, I don't care what anyone says)

59. Nope, can't say I have seen what a vagina looks like other than a few medical books I read... and I'm afraid to look at real ones becuase I always end up seeing those stretched-out porn star vagina's (AND YES, I KNOW, I SUCK)

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[(Anonymous)]

It's not an anime. It's a game called RosenkreuzStilette.

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[(Anonymous)]

I'm not the OP, but THANK YOU!!!! <3

[koyuki]

11. Actually, it's not very unlikely that guys would go for girls like their mothers because of something like the mere exposure effect. =\ Which might be why wives don't get along with their mother in laws -- they're too similar.

But I like Cloud/Aerith. ^^;; I'm sorry it squicks you?

21. Okay, I'm not even remotely involved in the fandom - but what the hell is wrong with calling her Arihu? Yes, in fairy tales people have funky names (because a lot of my characters in my original stories do) but Arihu is her name in Japanese. You're implying that it's incorrect simply because it's not in English, which just makes you seem ridiculously culturally biased.

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[crimsonobsessor.livejournal.com]

28. Do you live in California? I know I'd be a poor substitute, but I could come into your store with my Gant shirt on. XD

66. More Gant love! I'll never be able to play that case without mentally inserting 'Moonlight Sonata' into those long stretches of silence.

72. Wasn't the point of [T&T spoiler] the fact that Phoenix was on the same level as Mia? Mia is an amazing character. Phoenix is an amazing character. Through the course of the three games they both grow immensely, and are fleshed out into very complex people. Why does one have to suck for the other to be cool?

But then, preference is preference. Personally, I adore Mia. I adore all the characters. I also absolutely love Phoenix. And not because he and Edgeworth are infinitely shippable. That's just an added bonus. ♥

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[(Anonymous)]

@ 28, little anon answers as a negative.
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I live in a place where we only have one lollicup in the entire state.

**woewoewoe**

[flauta-de-pollo.livejournal.com]

17. she should just be her own model
32. BIZOOOYYYY
46. this is why i love fandom secrets HAHAHAH BEST SECRET
59. well, honestly anime faces aren't realistic at all so i dont know why anyone expects realistic dicks/vaginas in hentai
66. AHHAHha GOD I laughed at the angle of the picture so much
ironically this image makes him so much less frightening
In general, as a rule, all phoenix wright baddies scare the shit out of me, yet intrigue me
72. why the hell would anyone like a slash pairing if they didn't like both of the characters? i personally like phoenix and think miles is a fag

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[(Anonymous)]

She'd be damn good at it, too.

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[inuyatta.livejournal.com]

11 - You're right...it doesn't make much sense. Oh well. You might see her as his mother figure (over Tifa? Srsly? O_o), but Cloud doesn't.

I'm sorry the ship squicks you. But points for the pretty picture. :3

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[lanjelin.livejournal.com]

Hey, we don't actually know how Cloud sees her!

Sorry, but it's a pet peeve of mine; we all have our interpretations, but none of them can be proved (well, except that he cares about all his friends, of course).

In my mind, both Aeris and Tifa are sort of mother figures to him, but a few years back I shipped them (Cloud/Aeris, and then Cloud/(Tifa). Nowadays I ship Cloud with Vincent (And Aeris with Zack; I have no ship for Tifa at the moment). My preferences have changed back and forth over the years, and I like the way a case can be made for pretty much any pairing in this game.

Heh, sorry, just felt the need to ramble a bit!

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[roko-epsilon.livejournal.com]

D: NO YOU MUST WRITE THEM that sounds awesome.

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[(Anonymous)]

15. God, I hate Sawyer. He's so skeezy and he looks so...gross.

[sthestampede.livejournal.com]

4. I'm a female Berserk fan (and I mention that because of the lovely Berserk art in he background of your secret). I've found quite a few others too. I honestly don't find it intimidating. It doesn't matter to me who likes what, I know what I like and that's what matters to me and I'm going to have fun with it.

12. I'm completely there with you. A friend of mine keeps trying to get me to play it, but I'm honestly too scared to. I laugh it off like a joke, but there's something so disturbing about those cheerful whatever-robots giggling about how they're going to completely destroy you. The game feeds on my irrational fear of robots with emotion.

22. If I was a guy, I'd tap that into next week too. She's my best character in Isuka. XD

OP of 12

[(Anonymous)]

Thank you. Yes, it's just... really, really creepy like that. The unsettling feeling that something is wrong under all that perkiness.

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[rosevixen.livejournal.com]

25. ...wow, good for you. I found out the end within, like, 5 hours of its release and I don't even read the books. How you managed to avoid it I have no idea.

46. I lol'd.

54. Stick in a CD and tell them to shove it, they'll love it. Push the Rilo Kiley like there's no tomorrow!

72. Yay for the Mia love! I have a serious girl-crush on her. Not yay for the Phoenix hate, as I love him like woah as well. So no hatin'. :[ (You can hate on the Edgeworth slash, I still don't see it. Am I blind or something?)

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[(Anonymous)]

no there's been a ton of secrets about people not getting P/E. (personally, i'm not sure if they mean "don't see it" or "don't like it")

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[ibroketuesday.livejournal.com]

Heh, is this "JJ Abrams' shows suck, but the guys are hot!" day?

[zoom-gas.livejournal.com]

54. <3 <3 YAY RILO KILEY YAY

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[effexxorwrites.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD, WE GET IT

You want to bang Sylar. Congrats. But seriously. Do you need 7 different secrets with the exact same filters and fonts that describe about how 'omg i liek sylar! rotfl, i don't care that he'll kill me! he's hot!'

KNOCK IT OFF. No one cares.