[ SECRET POST #417 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #417 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

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Comments

1

[xspin.livejournal.com]

HOW CAN A MAIN CHARACTER BE POPULAR I DO NOT UNDERSTAND.

[doxinator.livejournal.com]

7. Argh. Agreed.

46. MAMA GONNA MAKE A CHEF OUT OF YOU

72. Nnnnnoooo, actually, I really dislike Phoenix/Edgeworth and love Phoenix to death. And Mia, for that matter.

[jblankbluth.livejournal.com]

1. Jesus ain't got nothing on L.

6. I don't get the pi--OOH, I GET IT. Lawl.

7. And homies over hos?

13. IS THAT KENNETH THE PAGE? IS THAT KENNETH THE FUCKING PAGE? WIN.

19. EVA drove you to depression? Shouldn't it work the opposite way?

25. SNAEP KIELS DUMBLEDORE. D:

30. I hate her. She's such a Mary goddamn fucking Sue.

31. Coolio. Two EVA sekkrits.

38. *snort*


43. So? Who cares what some people think the message is? Just enjoy the show. And it goes without saying that KChen is cuter than everyone. But I don't understand what your problem is about the subtext.

52. RUFL.

72. ...I stopped playing the games after Mia died. D:

75. Amen to that.

#72

[militarypenguin.livejournal.com]

But....(spoiler)

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[megu.livejournal.com]

Dude, Sylar won't kill you unless you have a power. Do you watch the show?

Re: 41

[cazrolime.livejournal.com]

I see your point, but that police dude he pinned to the ceiling didn't have a power. Molly's mother (presumably) didn't have a power. Alejandro didn't have a power...

Etc.

:)

5, 16, 20, 26, 38, 59, 72

[rosehiptea.livejournal.com]

8. You rock. That is all.

16. I loved that show growing up! When I watch it now I still kind of like it, and they did have a nice loving family. But when I read the books, reading about all that hard work cured me of wanting their lifestyle.

20. I was going to make fun of it for being about red coats and blond hair but it works on an odd sort of level. Hmmmm...

26. I can see where he gives reality some tough competition.

38. Aw... but he's never going to stop, is he?

59. I always figured that was more about censorship and stylization than artists not having a clue what parts look like. (Just like people don't really have eyes like that and so forth.) Maybe I'm giving humanity too much credit.

72. I don't hate Phoenix at all (and I'm not even a Phoenix/Miles fan that much; I just think Phoenix is cute.) But I loved Mia and I was thrilled she was back in the third game. So I can't really disagree entirely.

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[jukebox-hero.livejournal.com]

1. I don't get why he's so popular, either.

11. Man, I thought I was the only one that thought that!

50. I think we all do. *sigh*

Play Portal, dumbasses.

[zettosan.livejournal.com]

12 + 42 - You guys are both stupid for not playing the game. It's one of the most brillent shooters that has come out in years, and not playing it is a massive disservice to yourself. The Orange Bawks is also one of the greatest values ever. Get over that the "CAKE IS A LIE XD" thing annoys you. If you don't, you'll be missing out on one of the greatest games ever.

Re: Play Portal, dumbasses.

[yummycoffee.livejournal.com]

Zettosan speaks the truth!

[kefanii.livejournal.com]

70. *squints at picture through the filter*

♥ Some people still care, I bet you'll find that's true when you do release it.

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[yummycoffee.livejournal.com]

So...you hate it because it creeps you out (even though you've never even played it)? :|

Re: 12

[(Anonymous)]

My brothers forced audio soundtracks onto me. I was traumatized.

And yes, I know it's ridiculous.

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[ryuutchi.livejournal.com]

27. Harry Dresden rocks so hard. And there's a new book coming out in April too! Don't feel guilty, mousie, the Dresden Files are AMAZING.

37. You know, when I watched that movie as a little kid, I was totally shipping Don Pedro/Beatrice. But you are SO RIGHT.

72. Seriously. Mia and Edgeworth are great lawyers and Phoenix kinda sucks... I would do a lot to be able to play as Mia or Edgeworth more often.

[yuumeko.livejournal.com]

12. FANBASE =/= GAME. Please don't let a fandom ruin something for you, its still a fun game.

52. ROFLMAO

[horriblematzo.livejournal.com]

25. Virgin! ah!!! (Harry Potter gives up magic and becomes an accountant! And Snape decides to become a ballerina with Voldemort as his agent!)

[mydarkseclusion.livejournal.com]

41, 56: Are you ever going to shut up?

59: What is that supposed to be? A papercut?

[mydarkseclusion.livejournal.com]

Also.

1. L as Jesus. Lawl.

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[artemekiia.livejournal.com]

21. The only reason I call her Ahiru and not Duck is because I started watching the fandubs first and they didn't translate the names, so think about that before you just judge people :/.

34. LAAAAAAAAWL. It was bound to happen eventually XD;;;;.

61. AMEN.

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[punanamine.livejournal.com]

Hah! 85% of the yaoi created is just as absurd and full of fail as the hentai. Clearly created by women who know nothing about male bodies.

"Men" capable of multiple orgasms?
"Men" whose asses lubricate like va-jay-jays?
"Men" who weep during sex?

Uh sure.

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[relmneiko.livejournal.com]

Yah, I kinda figured that. It's just more obvious when you look down and go, "THAT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE".

Hentai just makes me laugh 90% of the time, though. In the last one I read, the chick's nipples randomly started lactating during sex. WTF?! I can buy a guy having multiple orgasms more than I can buy that.

[anogete.livejournal.com]

5 - OMG! American Gothic! That is one of my favorites. I didn't even know there *was* a fandom.

[dragonessasmith.livejournal.com]

Wow, today is the day of me thinking I know who posted stuff for once. If I you're all who I think you are, hi and hugs to 25, 49, and 51! :D

[(Anonymous)]

Not 25, but you might be right on the others. ;)

[(Anonymous)]

21. Nine pages of comments has taught me that there are NO LOGICAL ARGUMENTS IN SUPPORT OF THIS SECRET WHATSOEVER. :/

34. Yeah, uh, Batman was always boring.

72. But I LIKE Feenie. :x And I don't like Feenie/Edgeworth slash, at least not the mediocre excess ALL OVER FANDOM (seriously people, there are other characters). But Mia is indeed teh win.

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[faceup.livejournal.com]

1. Word. I think L's awesome, but his absolutely insane popularity baffles me. It drives me crazy when people say "DEATH NOTE SUCKED AFTER CHAPTER 57 D;KLFSF"

28. GANT! <3 I'd be very happy too! A bit scared too though, because who knows what evil he's capable of...*hides in corner*

66. Another Gant secret! :o He too creeps me out a bit, but I still like him~ :3 I remember it took a while for him to grow on me though...

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[relmneiko.livejournal.com]

ARE YOU ME?! SERIOUSLY. I can't stand the Skullknight forums or any other part of the fandom aside from the (tiny, tiny!) livejournal part. I thought it was just me being a crazy man-hater and slash fan (yeah, the guys aren't exactly down with Guts/Griffith).

The tininess of the female fandom for Berserk makes me sob. Not to mention that I ship Farnese/Serpico like a maniac and there are two damn fics on the entire internet for them... THAT I WROTE. ARGH. The brief time I spent on Skullknight made me feel really unwelcome there, though. :/

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[carnality.livejournal.com]

No more goddamn "What I'd do to sylar" fucking secrets.

How the hell are these secrets anyway?

No.
one.
cares.

OH LOOK I'M USING A SYLAR ICON LOL

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[(Anonymous)]

21. I can't respect people who don't call her LIGHT YAGAMI :/

Re: 21

[militarypenguin.livejournal.com]

TODAY'S WINNING COMMENT

[(Anonymous)]

34. Oh geez, I should've figured people would be bitching about this. What is the BIG FUCKING DEAL? Hasn't Batman been redone and reimagined in tons of ways already? What's so bad about him being redone in the anime style for once? It's only going to be a short set of animations meant to bridge the first and second Batman movies anyway. It's not like they're doing an entire running series about it.

And if you actually watched the video commentary on the series, you'd see that this project is the result of western artists wanting to cooperate with Japanese artists. I fail to see what's so bad about that. Should artists from two different cultures never cooperate or anything? It's not about pandering to weeaboos, you idiot, it's about exploring different ways of portraying a character.

Here's a tip:

#34

[hangingfire.livejournal.com]

Not to mention that Batman's already been done as a manga. No, really. (http://manga.about.com/od/imagegalleries/ig/Bat-Manga--Preview-Gallery/)

[xfwee.livejournal.com]

59. She has her legs open, and that's what he thinks he'd see XD That's just kind of scary D:

#14

[radiopowered.livejournal.com]

14. If loving Balls of Fury is wrong, I don't want to be right.

Dear god I've never been so damn HAPPY to see a movie like that, and I'm very notorious around most of my friends for liking "quality" films. I feel like such a loser. D:

I hope Christopher Walken, Thomas Lennon and Patton Oswalt are never in the same film again, otherwise another poor audience will have to deal with me barely containing my squeals of glee like a 5-year old on Christmas morning.