[ SECRET POST #3500 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3500 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eghk9bVNN9M ]


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[Impractical Jokers (R-L): Joe, Q, Sal, Murr]


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[American Gods]


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[Pretty Little Liars]


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[Doctor Who]


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[A Game of Thrones, Littlefinger/Sansa]


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[Brie Larson vs. Alison Brie]














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Comments

confession thread

[(Anonymous)]

tell me something you've never told anyone else

Re: confession thread

[(Anonymous)]

for whatever reason, i always assume anyone i meet is a virgin unless i have evidence to the contrary.

i never mention it or anything, but there's been so many times i've done a double take in my head like "oh yeah why wouldn't they have been plowed ten ways to sunday before haha"

Re: confession thread

[kallanda_lee]

I'm the opposite, and found out someone I recently met is a virgin, and I'm mentally like "wow".

Re: confession thread

[(Anonymous)]

I still feel like a failure even though I'm very close to having the job I want and taking the path I want in life. Even though I've complete college and graduate school. But I still feel like a failure. And I'm terrified that I'm going to fail my interviews and won't get a job and will end up living at home for the rest of my life.

Re: confession thread

[morieris]

You're doing wonderfully, especially in this day an age. It's hard, I know, I'm still looking, and I have those fears too. But you've gotten much farther than you think, especially if you're close to going down your career path!

Re: confession thread

[(Anonymous)]

I suggest you look into some research on self-compassion. Try Kristin Neff's TED talk on Youtube to start, or her website/book. In college I hated myself so hard for not being good enough--despite my extremely high GPA and other successes--that I was diagnosed with depression and regularly went to therapy. After I figured out that all my self-hating talk was making my life hell, I started practicing self-compassion techniques like mindfulness and self-comfort, and I'm now completely free of depression. (Still got some anxiety, but seriously, zero depression.) Your perception of your own life is as important as the reality of your life. You are the one person who can be there for you at every moment of your life, so why not learn to be a good friend to yourself?

Re: confession thread

[(Anonymous)]

when my terminally ill grandmother was in hospice during the last months of her life, she asked me to help her commit suicide. I didn't do it because I was afraid and didn't want to let her go.

I regret not doing it.

Re: confession thread

[lb_lee]

Aw, OP. That's such a tough situation to be in. And it's a very difficult thing to ask of somebody! I think it's very human to be afraid and to be unable to do it, and I say this as someone who's planned for similar events.

I'm sorry it's causing you regret and grief.

Re: confession thread

[(Anonymous)]

Sometimes when I'm alone and I fart, I'm disappointed if it doesn't smell.

Re: confession thread

[(Anonymous)]

you're not alone

Re: confession thread

[(Anonymous)]

Lmao you win, anon

Re: confession thread

[(Anonymous)]

I want to be a Drag King (not a Drag Queen, Drag King.)

But I don't think there's ever going to be much of a place for me anywhere even if I do it. Everyone cares about Drag Queens more.

Re: confession thread

[(Anonymous)]

The general (read straight) public cares more about drag queens, but there is a healthy drag king community out there. They just aren't as mainstream marketable tbh - but they are out there and I am sure you could break in if you tried!

Re: confession thread

[(Anonymous)]

oh nooooo!!! Drag kings are excellent. I haven't been to one in years but at least one of my sexual awakenings was a drag king show.

I can't guarantee there's a scene wherever you are, but believe me not everyone is about the Drag Queens.

Re: confession thread

[(Anonymous)]

One time my best friend and I were walking together after a church event and she saw a bag of candy/toys left over from a children's activity sitting on the ground. She took a piece of candy or a little picture of Jesus or something and told me not to tell.

I never told.

Re: confession thread

[(Anonymous)]

I'm a 33 year old virgin cis woman and I'm still trying to figure out my sexuality through the fog of being utterly terrified of intimacy. Not just sexual intimacy--I don't trust anyone. Sex just adds another layer of terror. I think I'm probably bi or pan sexual and romantic, but every time I'm attracted to anyone, I immediately short circuit it by thinking they would never be attracted to me in a million years, and if they were, something must be wrong with them. The few times that I've picked up on someone being attracted to me, I've never been attracted back.

Honestly, my non-existent sex life usually bothers me less than my lack of friends (seriously, brain, you're not important enough for the whole world to be out to get you!) but my hormones are acting up today and I'm horny. Oh well, at least masturbation has never been a problem.

Re: confession thread

[(Anonymous)]

I'm uncomfortable with straight men as drag queens. It feels kind of like blackface to me.

Re: confession thread

[(Anonymous)]

I flirted with a cop to get out of getting a ticket


god I feel so dirty.......

Re: confession thread

[sachiko_san]

I'm scared I'm gonna be too old when I finish school for mechanical engineering since I started going back only a couple of years ago and I'm stuck in community college and the summer an winter semesters are too short for me to take the more difficult classes I need to transfer.

Re: confession thread

[feotakahari]

The more I come to terms with my gender identity, the more my username, derived from a male name, feels like a nail jabbing into my foot. I've considered switching from Feodor to Fiorina, but I don't want to give up all the readers I've gotten under this name.

(Weirdly enough, I don't have this problem with Martin White, my "professional" writing name. I guess the Feo identity is a lot closer to my everyday life than White is.)

Re: confession thread

[(Anonymous)]

I have an interview tomorrow morning for an on-call position at my job (if I get it, woo more money), and I'm nervous as hell even if I think I'm super qualified and should get it.

Also one of my co-worker's is applying as well and she's asked me before if she gets it if I'll come on-site if she gets called in (as opposed to on-call issues we can remote in to deal with) and I want to say no because I don't want to be 'on call' while she's getting paid the on call rate just because she doesn't want to leave her kid in the middle of the night to drive 45 minutes into work.

If she can't/doesn't want to leave her kid (which is fine) then she shouldn't be applying. Is she going to split the pay with me if I have to go in for her? What if I'm away? I feel like she'll be annoyed with me for not being available to her. :/

Re: confession thread

[(Anonymous)]

I've always been on the overweight side. I decided a while back that I'd lose some weight for the sake of my health, and it came off me in "good" ways: my waist and face slimmed up a lot, while keeping my boobs and butt, etc

People started treating me differently. My guy friends started being attracted to/"jokingly" hitting on me. My girl friends went on about how unfair it was and how jealous they were of me. People in general were taking me *noticeably* less seriously. The praise at how "well" I had done just made me feel like shit. I *hated* it.

I put all the weight back on intentionally. Everything's back to how it was before, and I am so, so much happier this way. I'm never doing that again.

tl;dr: I'm a million times happier as a fat woman than I was as a slimmer one. Even if it takes a few years off the end of my life.

Re: confession thread

[(Anonymous)]

I always cover up my phone when I masturbate because I'm afraid a hacker is going to remotely turn on the camera and watch me.

Re: confession thread

[(Anonymous)]

The old VA of The Outsider from Dishonored recently said he was never asked to reprise the role and simply was replaced without any explanation. He said this on reddit with a "transphobic" username.
Confession: I really don't care if he's transphobic or not (and I don't think an old username is enough evidence anyway) - he did a great job with the role and I hate that he was replaced by that rat-faced Penguin actor whose voice I hate.

Re: confession thread

[(Anonymous)]

It was 102 degrees yesterday and I think my air conditioning is broken but I'm too embarrassed by my messy apartment to call maintenance until I've cleaned. But I'm too hot and overwhelmed by the mess to clean.

It's not as bad as my parents and sister's house, which is just wall to wall stuff with a carpet of clothes, junk and trash, but this isn't the way I wanted to live.

But it's also the way I grew up. We could never have people at the house, because mom was too embarrassed too.