[ SECRET POST #559 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #559 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

livelongnmarry - fandom auction type place! For a good cause.
doctorwhy - A daily webcomic featuring the life and woes of our favourite (tenth regeneration) Time Lord.
fandom_of_one - An LJ comm for obscure fandoms!

Secrets Left to Post: 04 pages, 82 secrets from Secret Submission Post #080.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 2 3 4 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 1 - repeat ], [ 1 - take it to comments ], [ 1 - posted twice ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

126 160

[cleartempest.livejournal.com]

126: I like them too...

160 WHO IS THIS HOTTIE???

163

[(Anonymous)]

163. I agree that he can't act but what puzzles me is people who say he "is obviously a great guy" or that he "seems so nice" or whatever. Every story I've ever heard puts him as total dick IRL, but whateva.

130, 134, 139, 151, 161, 167

[sylveraven.livejournal.com]

130 - The Saint-Germain novels! Oh god how I love these books! Anytime I meet someone who claims to be a fan of vampire novels, who hasn't read these books... I buy them a copy of Hotel Transylvania. Because seriously, it's one of the greatest books I've read. I read these books when I was in middle school, and I still re-read them at least once a year. They're all so amazing.

...I chose French as my foreign language because of Hotel Transylvania. (I got my French name from Dark Shadows, though. Je m'appelle Angelique. Je suis une folle fanatique du vampires.)

134 - You know, it's funny, but almost everyone I know/have met online is female. I'm actually usually really surprised to find out that someone is male.

139 - I was given that card by a friend of mine in high school, when he was trying to teach me to play Magic. I still have it in one of my wallets. I think it's one of the most beautiful Magic cards I've ever owned.

151 - BIG WOLF ON CAMPUS LOVE! Me, I'm more of a Merton Dingle fangirl. But Tommy Dawkins was a very pretty werewolf. I'm kind of glad he ended up being allergic to the glue, so they had to go for a slightly less hairy version than was used in the pilot. It looks good on him.

161 - Is that Xellos from the new Slayers opening? I can't wait for him to show up! He's been one of my very favourite anime character since I first saw Slayers Next.

167 - Jeff Goldblum is an amazingly attractive man. Will Smith isn't bad either, but I do agree with you. I'm also very very glad that Michael Crichton decided to undo Ian Malcolm's death in Jurassic Park so I could see him again in Lost World... even if it was a terrible movie. I've seen it more than once, solely because he's in it. Of course, I also sat through the Wicker Man remake more than once because it had Nicolas Cage, so maybe I'm not the best person to judge attractive men.

[legit.livejournal.com]

166) HELL to the YES.

168) Ehh, I only like his voice really, sorry OP.

[poisontea.livejournal.com]

101. ♥!

LIKE A LOT

108. For some reason, this sorta makes me sniffly. Despite calling yourself "the worst friend ever," I think it's epically sweet. I'm sure they wouldn't think you were a bad friend at all.

109. Why do I get the feeling you're a troll...? If only because 1)LIKE HELL IS SHE A HAG. I don't even know who she is but she is neither old nor ugly. aksjfhkaf what. And 2)it'd be better if more people did what they do because they love it, instead of just for the money. If she doesn't want to retire from... whatever she does, so what? Hate her that much? Ignore her. Gaspshock.

110. No real thoughts on this secret, but for some reason, the lefthand picture makes me laugh a lot. XD; God dammit. Ship makes no sense but argh!

121. This secret is love ♥♥ Go you!

123. I would, uh... suggest getting out of fandom, then. If what other people do to enjoy themselves ruins what you enjoy. I'm not even saying "crai moar," I'm being totally serious. Instead of you hating that other people are doing what they love to do and making yourself miserable, cut ties and be a fan privately- it's the only way to keep what you love secret and safe.

125. God DAMN do I want to get into voice acting, for anything, but I have no idea how to break into it. ;;

129. You are very, very, very, very obviously not alone, OP. You may have noticed. XD

130. DO WANT SAINT-GERMAIN FANDOM YESPLZ. *^*

131. Hahaha, I kinda do the same thing. Only songs can be multi-applicable for me. I tend to see most songs as fan-AMVs in my head- and not just with canon scenes. That's where I get a lot of fanfic ideas from! XD

132. ... Hilarious secret is hilarious. Oh my god. *dies laughing*

133. I don't see why fandom is such an ugly, hateful hellhole, myself. If you're enjoying yourself in fandom? Well, some of us want you here, at least. :> ♥

134. See, I have never gotten this, because 90% of the fandom people I meet on the internet are girls. XD;; I'm sorry you're in the part of fandom that's mostly jerky guys, though. Ouch.

137. I loved the first two seasons but don't think either actor is particularly swoon-worthy? =X I mean, cute, yeah, but not OMG IT'S... whatever their names are.

138. Riiiight. Because now that you don't like a character, it's impossible that anyone might like his character for good reasons, ever! Omg better look down on anyone with a different opinion than you, they're obviously retards no matter what they say!

Guess I'm just a squealing fangirl who thinks he's just so cute and angsty and want to feed him cookies and wipe away his bishie tears. Despite the fact that I love his character for the fact that whatever angst he has, he moves past it by being kind of a dick. :> A DICK WITH SHOULDERS LIKE A FUCKING LINEBACKER, MY GOD, STOP WRITING HIM BEING OVERPOWERED FANDOM IT DOESN'T WORK.

139. ... I can believe it. :|

142. GD it I think I've seen this around enough that I really need to watch it sometime. XD;;

109 OP

[(Anonymous)]

It's kinda hard to ignore her hagginess when every fan is thrusting her haggy cunt in my face.

[poisontea.livejournal.com]

144. Not really. Sexism is sexism, whether it's in real life or in fiction. It's just that in fiction, it's possible to posit and overwhelming matriarchy that's just as bad as the patriarchies we've gotten for so long in the real world.

156. Yeah, that's always been retarded for that reason. XD And more than that, no one should not be allowed to do something just because of their fucking nationality. Thank you very much and good night, if it's being done for fun? I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK WHO DOES IT AND NO ONE ELSE HAS A RIGHT TO EITHER.

160. ... That picture is indeed semi-hot.

165. ... Are these yaoi fangirls who inexplicably bash people for liking yuri, by any chance? D: I SUPPORT YOUR SHIP, SIRMADAME, AND YOUR MAKING AN R.O.D. SECRET.

166. I have a feeling "A Boy And His Frog" made you or would make you cry.

167. I see no reason at all why this should be a secret. |D

174. Man, I was late to the party on that one and it STILL made me headdesk with the dumbassery of it all. Whether you were guilty of the first deletion or NOT, way to throw a fucking fit instead of setting an example, mods. Jesus, would it have been that hard to be professional at all?

175. Right, because once a character has their One Twu Lub, once that one is dead, they can never love again! Never! Ever! How disrespectful! Hell, you're not being openminded at all. Why don't you worry less about respecting fictional characters and more about being slightly respectful of people who just happen to like something you don't. Gasp, realizing your opinions are just opinions. Even if you were "right" and they were "wrong," it wouldn't make them terrible people. Sheesh.

not!secret #3: Haha, sadly, though I rather liked A Spell For Chameleon, I just cannot stand most of the rest of the Xanth books. They are really just not for me, they can't hold my interest at all and I don't like them nearly as much as most other things. (Just because of that cover I might need to try On A Pale Horse, though!)

not!secret #4: Wait, this doesn't exist yet? What the fuck, Internet, you have failed me hardcore. And dammit, OP, now I kind of want, just for the hell of it.

[minato-arisato.livejournal.com]

A Persona 4 secret this early? Hmm.

[iamsmall.livejournal.com]

104. Holy crap, I *still have that one!* Now I need to find it, omg. I had dozens of TLK cards. <3

111. Courtney Love was involved. Is it really surprising?

114. YES.

139. ..Now that I think about it..

166. Me too. Meeee to. <3

169. It may be PA but WHO CAN BLAME YOU?! Tycho is arrogant, arrogant love.

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[fuckineyeshield.livejournal.com]

I saw this secret and it was like reading my own mind.

[velvet-mace.livejournal.com]

109) Are you trying to sound like a pedophile?

117) I've always gone for the sidekicks. I don't know why. Maybe it's because they make good damsels in distress (especially the male ones).

120) I never understood why so many people think you can only ship people in stable, long term, loving relationships. All my ships are walking disasters, doomed to failure, with the happy ending implied when they break up.

133) All fandom requires is that you participate in whatever capacity feels best to you (everyone loves comments!) and you don't be too much of an asshat. Everyone who counts knows that we aren't all single, fat losers. We come in all ages, shapes, employment and marital statuses -- as anyone who so much as glances at a convention can tell.

163) I wonder sometimes if the critics of his acting have paid any attention to the general level of acting of every other character on the show. They are all pretty much equal -- better than community theatre, less than movie ready. You have to just swallow the camp, because it goes with the alien babies and brain rape. Now I can believe you just aren't thrilled about his manly tears, but that's just a taste issue.

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[(Anonymous)]

110 - Why haven't you read the books? Or seen the movies? At least the latter doesn't take much effort. Just coincidence, or are you abstaining for a reason?

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[(Anonymous)]

Eh.. If she's a hag, then I'm dead and six feet under. I'm not a fan, but I don't see anything wrong with her continuing to work at her "old" age. Take Kylie Minogue for example. Or even Madonna. Maybe you don't like them either, but at least they still make music their fans and non-fans can enjoy. Ayumi still has the face/body for it and as long as she can keep making money, why not? There's no limit to that stuff.

109 OP

[(Anonymous)]

You don't exactly seem to get it, Ayu-fag.

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[demikkusuu.livejournal.com]

101. THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT? A PENN JILLETTE SECRET? I LOVE THIS COMM MORE AND MORE.

[(Anonymous)]

109 Maybe if certain non-fans like you would stop shoving their hate into the fans' faces, they would stop shoving her in your face? This is coming from someone who loathes her music, especially her "lives", FYI. Just let her and her fans do their thing and ignore them all.

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[ghn-hitokiri.livejournal.com]

You're not alone!
That show ROCKS.

Go LIVE ACTION SAILOR MOON!!!

My own N!S: I like it better than the anime.

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[e-corgi.livejournal.com]

I don't think you could go far enough as claiming automatic superiority. I'll agree that most Edgeworth fans are total idiots, but you may be generalizing a bit too much. I personally think he's much more interesting with pain, that's really what gives him his personality and some magical Phoenix sweeping him from his misery off into the fluffy clouds reeks of idiocy.
Also, some rare fanfic can totally rock the heterosexual Edgeworth. I think you're just looking at the loudest, stupidest of fans.

That being said, I scarcely dipped the tip of my toe into fandom before deciding it wasn't for me, so you wouldn't really be seeing much of my view when you look at fandom.

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[o-melody-nelson.livejournal.com]

That's because it was created by Courtney Love. And she's...Courtney Love.

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[postal152.livejournal.com]

135. I think when you get attached to one pairing, sometimes you fall into the "omg twu wuv" thing, and sticking one half with someone else just doesn't feel right. I'm not saying they both don't make great couples, I think both pairings are adorable and pretty hot, and they both have different interesting dynamics, but I only ship one. Actually, I'm that way with all pairings - if someone's already paired off in my mind, my brain files them under "Taken." :P *shrug* I'd be willing to read fic of the other pairing, just wouldn't be crazy about it.

141. I feel you. I've been trying to decide what to do about it, but I mean... I can't imagine not being in fandom. :/

145. OMFG ME TOO!!!! I wasn't going to comment at all tonight, but I saw this secret and knew I had to. Good lord, seconded so, so hard. He was all big and strong and sexy, why'd he have to change into a silly girly-looking man? xD Not that I mind girly men (quite the contrary) but dude - the Beast was way hotter as the Beast. I remember watching it as early as first grade and being disappointed when he transformed. I'm not even a furry fan or anything.

#117, #119, #158

[viedma.livejournal.com]

#117-- Great secret. I know just what you mean.

#119-- I could've written that secret, especially after my fandom started something cute called "Rape Thursday fic." As Tom Servo would say, You take everything good and...you rip my heart out! (*glub glub*)

#158-- You're alone.

Re: 156

[poisontea.livejournal.com]

Fai D. Flourite from Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicle! Also spelled Fay, or Fye. XD He spends a great deal of the series being Flamboyant Smiley Noodly Magician Man, and then Clamp beat him with the angst stick. He's a lot of fun! XD

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[frecklegirl.livejournal.com]

HOLLLAAAAAAAAA~

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[(Anonymous)]

maximum lols. but she is the only source of wank we have so you've got to admit it can be entertaining.

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[very-verydanger.livejournal.com]

Yes and also yes.

Oh God yes.

[ironjill.livejournal.com]

153. A-fucking-men. And Druid love on top of it!

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[(Anonymous)]

God I hate that guy. You know he trolls threads at the ann forum? He needs to quit and find a new job unrelated to anime because it's clear he's sick of it.
There's no need to make the hobby unpleasant for the rest of us.