[ SECRET POST #593 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #593 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 09 pages, 215 secrets from Secret Submission Post #085.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 2 3 4 - not!secrets ], [ 1 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 3 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

113

[theminitank.livejournal.com]

113- I plan to as well. I'm also seeing Brideshead Revisted to make sure that Matthew Goode can pull off Ozymandias. I'm actually more concerned about the latter, since Goode seems like a miscast, and Ozymandias is my favorite character.

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[opal-skies.livejournal.com]

You're not alone!

117, 151

[(Anonymous)]

117. Yes.

151. Really? I find the complete opposite; books are easy to lose yourself in, but audio stuff means I have to concentrateconcentrateconc- oo! A bee! Shit, I've just missed ten minutes of exposition.

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[luthienaogondor.livejournal.com]

178.) I like him more in Sleepy Hollow, too.

189.) Uh, I like Comic!Joker, too. It's not just looks. >.>

112, 198

[kateorman.livejournal.com]

112. I'm late to the party, so I'll bet you've had plenty of abusive responses by now, same as all the other folks who've posted similar sexeh secrets about the Joker.

Whatever you read here, the fact is: lots of men and women have fantasies like that. It doesn't mean they want to be mistreated in real life. Remember, a fantasy of rape or abuse is the exact opposite of real rape or abuse, because you are in control of everything that happens at all times. That's true whether it's just inside your own mind, or a game you're playing in the bedroom.

Your kink is not unusual or wrong. Enjoy it.

198. Do you realise some of the bizarre shit people think about to achieve orgasm?! Pretending to be Ianto or Spiderman or IDK Jigglypuff isn't even in it. Srsly, fandom, borrow some of those books of real peoples' sexual fantasies. I promise you, you will never feel weird about yourself again.

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[glemsydoodles.livejournal.com]

Thanks to Buffy, somehow "bitkuh" has become my most-used insult in the past year. Sometimes I meet people who even get it!

[galamb-borong.livejournal.com]

162. I want TWO.

168. Uh... nasty visual, but go you and your self-confidence!

No, I'm not being ironic. I don't have the self-confidence to ship myself with fictional characters, even ones I'd really like to have sex with in real life.

[jukebox-hero.livejournal.com]

101. Are you nuts? I live in America and still miss out on a ton of stuff because I don't live in Japan.

118. As long as I can smack you back.

134. L.O.L.

157. Now I'm gonna start shipping Allelujah and Dante. XD It'd be really hot, actually. *ponders*

165. Same here.

185. Ahh, so there's a term for that. Though I like to refer to myself as mechasexual. XD

189. I LOVE YOU IN A NON-SEXUAL WAY.

190. He doesn't do anything for me, either. I thought I was weird because of it.

196. All I can think of is Jasmine in Aladdin saying, "I am not a prize to be won!" I haven't watched that movie in years. Strange how stuff does that. :D

[misfitloser2112.livejournal.com]

A-fucking-men to your response to 101.

I've actually considered moving there, because it'd be easier.

[(Anonymous)]

Way to misunderstand Darwinism, moron.

[bad-luck-bird.livejournal.com]

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Hawt. What's that from?

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[kisaraginights.livejournal.com]

What is that from?

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[keekum.livejournal.com]

i wrote my honors thesis on paradise lost my senior year of college, and i turned down two guys by claiming i was involved with john milton.

in a way, i kinda still am.

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[darkfreakoid.livejournal.com]

O_o...

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[thrives.livejournal.com]

this is maybe my favorite secret ever

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[(Anonymous)]

I'm sorry your mom made you go to church so often instead of sitting at home playing video games.

If you're going to be anti-organized religion, at least stop being so petty and bitter about it, seriously. I'm spiritual but not religious, because I buy the beliefs of my faith but dislike the organization. There's a lot of people out there who are the same way.

Your secret reads like you have a grudge against all those mean Christians who you went to church with. And your parents for making you go to church in the first place. I mean, seriously, there's a difference between atheist and (mad at god) Atheist.

Re: 187

[(Anonymous)]

EVERYONE WHO CRITISIZES CHRISTIANITY IS BITTER AND SOUR

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[velvetalchemist.livejournal.com]

120: Me too.

125: *giggle*

130: WOO! Another Space Cases secret!

151: You're not cheating. I am a HUGE fan of audio books, even though I'm a voracious (sp?) reader. Thing is, I've found it's hard to read while sewing/crafting/cleaning/etc. :) Besides I've loved being read to ever since I was a wee lass.

156: I think I love you.

181: You will never know how long I stared at the picture, mulling the secret over in my head before I finally realized what it was from. I will never unsee that now. Thanks. ;_;

194: AAAH! I love that movie so hard. I'm known for my Sally Peep impersonation. ;)

200: GO FOR IT. It's not like you need to share it with anyone. :) Write for YOU, and to hell with what anyone else thinks of it.

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[viedma.livejournal.com]

(Why do I get the feeling half of the secrets this post were made by one troll with a hallucinatory sense of humor?)

? How is Not!Fandom not fannish? (is cornfuzzed) Also, good icons.

132 made us laugh so hard we scared the cat. Good on ya!

[yuumeko.livejournal.com]

128. FUCK YES. Fuck all those Joker secrets, Neuro is the psycho for me.

163. CLUB CARD!

167. Same. Really, anything would've been better than the lack of closure with Sai.

168. Lol, when did not being involved in your own fantasy mean you were insecure? And what made you think shipping was all about the sex?

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[(Anonymous)]

101: I so know how you feel! All the fun shit is happening in America. Big cons, famous mangaka actually attending there, anime on tv, easier access to merch, all my fandomfriends being online when I'm asleep. Heck, they even have a YAOIcon there! *wants to go baaaad*

189: Couldn't say it better myself <3

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[dried-frog-pill.livejournal.com]

THANK. YOU.

[frakalakalaka.livejournal.com]

120. Urg fandom is the only thing that saves the manga for me. I don't know how anyone can watch the show anymore considering all the filler. But fanfiction treats Kishimotos world much better than Kishimoto himself.

161. ASKJGJAKSDLA; AGREED ANON AGREED.

187. LOL. Okay!

194. OMG it has a fandom?! XD Still?? I really don't think anyone will pick it up though..it was pretty craptacular. Not that I don't have it on dvd and watch it at least once a year♥

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[bluerosefairy.livejournal.com]

First of all - AIEEEEEE CARNIVALE SECRET! AWESOME!!!

Second? Yeah, I admit it. I ship it, too.

Dude, when you have seen the show and unabashedly ship Justin/Iris, very little about Carnivale can squick you. There are creepier pairings.

[(Anonymous)]

168. Mostly because I'm voyuer. Imagining myself with my lustobject-of-the-moment just feels awkward. I'd much rather watch. Yes, even in RL.

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[optical-nerve.livejournal.com]

133.) fff I love how you talk.

155.) I want to see this movie, goddamn.

168.) I know the idea of people getting off on others having sex is rare and weird. The porn industry is so small, after all. Wait--can you lick your own dirty 'nads yourself?

183.) Indeed. It's so awesome.

184.) YAY EROICA!

185.) Transformers did it for me.

189.) He's cute but the Joker personality is also fascinating. Then again, I don't apply this simply to Heath's renedition, either. Even then lol I wouldn't hit it. I'd fap to it AMIRITE? Anyway. And hey don't use Crispin Glover as an example. I find him hot, too!

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[childings.livejournal.com]

We can't be the only people on F!S who noticed that, can we?

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[(Anonymous)]

113. Totally different characters. If someone can play Romeo do you instantly assume that he can play Tybalt too?

Re: 113

[(Anonymous)]

Someone who's a great actor playing Romeo is more likely to be a great actor playing Tybalt then a shit actor playing Romeo would be.