[ SECRET POST #4730 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #4730 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Caillou]


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[Supergirl]


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[Yuri!!! on Ice]
















Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 13 secrets from Secret Submission Post #677.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

04. https://i.imgur.com/6a7QBII.png

[(Anonymous)]

...Alphinaud is 16, Estinien and Aymeric are 32. Can we not ship someone IN HIS TEENS with the two full grown adults? HE IS LITERALLY HALF THEIR AGE.

[(Anonymous)]

plz take your gay hat off-brand southern baptist purity politics thoughtcrime fretting back to church

[(Anonymous)]

What a ridiculous overreaction. Finding a ship between a 16 y.o. and a 32 y.o. distasteful is not "southern baptist purity politics thoughtcrime fretting" ffs

[(Anonymous)]

I wasn't aware that a sixteen year age gap in which one of them IS LITERALLY BELOW 18 STILL AND STILL DEVELOPING is fucking purity politics. Go away, this lesbian is grossed out by how people ignore that one of them is a LITERAL TEENAGER AND A MINOR.

[(Anonymous)]

Wow. Seriously?

[(Anonymous)]

purity politics is a real thing that's about how young women are forced into horrible/cruel practices in order to preserve their 'innocence'.

stop making it to mean people not liking your weirdo kinks for the love of god.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm no fan of the ship(s) either, but "we"? There is no "we" here. Anon has their ships and you have yours. Stop trying to dictate people's ships.

Haven’t we had Hannibal/Will shippers here before?

[feotakahari]

I mean, it’s not like “has a completely messed up ship” disqualifies you from posting here.

Re: Haven’t we had Hannibal/Will shippers here before?

[(Anonymous)]

I don't know the characters in question so I can't comment on the messed upness, but as a Hannibal/Will shipper, from what I've seen of the Hannigram fandom is that it's very much acknowledged that the ship/show is 15 levels of fucked up and not 'HEA' or anything that anyone should aspire to in a relationship.

Re: Haven’t we had Hannibal/Will shippers here before?

[(Anonymous)]

The irony is that, age gap aside, they actually have a very healthy emotional dynamic going on in terms of being supportive of each other and respecting each other. The only thing that potentially makes it "messed up" is the age thing.

[(Anonymous)]

Holy fuck, you guys are on fandom secrets now? Are you aware that ten years ago, you would have gotten baffled reactions from absolutely everyone in fandom for saying this? Fandom has always been a place where ships that would be bad for real are treated normally, and ships that are fucked up even in their fictional state are also treated normally. My goodness, where did you lot even COME from into fandom?

[(Anonymous)]

Who the hell cares what people 10 years ago would have said? It's right or it's wrong, regardless of what people 10 years ago thought. I just don't get this kind of weird "you don't even believe in fandom" shit. Make the argument for why you're right.

[digitalghosts]

I am puzzled why everyone thinks Alphinaud is 16 since he is about 19 at the end of Shadowbringers. He is 16 in Heavensward but I would not be very certain of it as could be anything around that if we would have taken his starting age as 14. In pure theory, he is 14 in base game, 16 in Heavensward, 17 in Stormblood and 19 in Shadowbringers. That does not account for the fact that Eorzea has slower time flow than other dimension and he could be in his 30s by the time patches end. Otherwise, I do not care who ships anyone with whom and just wondered where does the age even come from.

[(Anonymous)]

Well I for one am here for that

OP

[(Anonymous)]

Thank you <3 I just really love the idea of Alphinaud getting properly pampered and doted on, haha. That's a two-man job.

[(Anonymous)]

because not everyone ot3's, next.

[nanslice]

I'm 100% here for this tbh.

OP

[(Anonymous)]

It's so nice, isn't it? The mental images of fur and fireplaces is so strong and so delicious :3

[(Anonymous)]

Nice to know you ship a sixteen-year-old with thirty-two-year-olds.

[(Anonymous)]

This but unironically.

[nanslice]

Thanks! I think it's pretty nice too.

[(Anonymous)]

Just add in the WoL and I agree with you lol.

OP

[(Anonymous)]

Ahaha, I'd be down with that too depending on WoL. Not mine for sure (due to the Big Gay Catgirl thing lmao), but I'd be open to others'. More sexy doting for Alphinaud! More!

(Actually now that I'm thinking about it, Estinien does tease Alphinaud about fretting like a war wife whenever WoL goes away from him... hm 🤔)

[(Anonymous)]

And here I thought the comments were about shipping wars. I prefer Aymeric and Lucia.