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[ SECRET POST #696 ]

⌈ Secret Post #696 ⌋

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107-how is this even fandom O_o that's just some random nude picture found on the internet and labeling it as cosplayers posing nude.
In all honesty that's discriminating too.
There are some people out there, possibly cosplayers who do nude photos for artful purposes too and post them.
Did you not even think about that before you started to discriminate without thinking out more of the facts through?

And let's also not forget about the japanese and their cosplay porn. They make money hand over fist in that industry.

You and me both!

I understand, my friend. I'm a couple years older than you and I never got the talk. Neither did my sister and she's pushing forty. We figured it out though.

And yeah, fan fiction is sometimes pretty helpful on that...

128 - LOL! I'm sure it sounds so much better too.

Sherlock Holmes secrets make my dayyyyy! :D

That kinda put a smile on my face. So much so I did ah... Googling.

"As for 大丈夫 daijōbu, the meaning in Japanese is “OK, in good shape” referring to one’s physical / psychic condition (i.e. not “OK” expressing the speaker’s agreement).
I believe that this meaning has to do with 丈夫 jōbu = “strong, solid, durable”, or (less frequently) “hero, warrior” and, metaphorically, “husband” again.
丈standing alone, read “take” has a meaning of “height, length, measure”. while read “jō” has two less frequent meanings: “an old unit of length of about 3 m” and, as a suffix, “a title of respect attached to the stage name of kabuki actors”. "

http://www.omniglot.com/blog/2006/05/09/word-of-the-day-%E5%B4%8E-qi/#comment-1200

I hope that helps...

170. Avantasia is love :D!

158. Seriously! It just goes to show it was written by someone with no concept of breasts. They're not that hard to figure out, folks.

154. Ooh, she is beautiful!

130. LoL WHUT. At least you're honest.

114. Heh yeah, Giles rocks, but I don't think I'd want to get involved in him, if I were Buffy. Look at the terrible things that happen to dudes she likes! Then again, it might have prevented that season 7 bullshittery.

108. YAY!!!!!

GOLDEN GIRLS FTMFW!!!!

I threaten people with Shady Pines on a regular basis. I can't wait to be a Golden Girl.

Same here, actually. Which is really weird to think about, but... yeah.

103. Lol, I guess they do look kind of similar…

107. People do that?! Gross…

111. Haha, whateves, man. If you had fun then fuck everyone else!

117. Awww… :’(

120. I fucking love that show! Bummer, though, dude. I’d probably stop watching it, too.

124. Fuck yes! I love this secret.

133. Lol, Golden Girls. That makes me so happy. I hated that show, but still. Hahaha.

149. Hahaha, oh, I love XKCD secrets. My cell phone still doesn’t ring, though…Sorry, Randall.

158. 48DD?!?! Christ…most girls don’t usually “blossom” into that.

thank you both for brightening my day

169. That dude creeps me the fuck out for some reason. Not his personality, just... All that body hair and he still looks like a 14 year old boy.

101. I never got the talk, either. :| What I didn't learn from school, I learned from novels, then supplemented with fanfiction. Sob.

102. FUCK I JUST RE-LISTENED TO THAT SONG YESTERDAY. Oh god that song, I love it so. IDEK why. |DDD

107. ... I can agree with this. >: I don't even have a problem with people showing nudes/etc to people they know/trust/feel comfortable with, or with nudists, but that kind of thing just has so much potential for squicky crap and negative repurcussions.

109. Awwww, I like it. It's cute. :3 *no connection to the comm or band, whups*

111. I'm not ashamed of the stuff I wrote when I was younger, either, and I don't regret any of it. Hell, I don't even hate any of it, when I think of it as a kid writing it. If I wrote it now I'd be a little ashamed of myself, and it wouldn't be anywhere good compared to my skill level (or what I'd like to think my skill level is), but for the age at which I wrote my horrible crack and Mary Sues and stereotypical OOC pairingfics and songfics, they certainly weren't that bad.

114. I think she was just way too strongly thinking of him as a father figure, romance or attraction wouldn't have occurred to her canonically even if it was a possibility. I bet it could be written really well, but you're right, it wouldn't have worked in the show at all -- Buffy even trying wouldn't have made any sense unless they really worked at it.

118. ... people say that? Wow. Comic strips srs bsns.

(That said, I love Calvin & Hobbes, but I haven't liked Garfield in a LONG LONG LONG time. I do, however, think Garfield Minus Garfield (http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/) is one of the best things on the Internet. SO. |D)

119. That song was amazing. I was actually really, really impressed. :>

122. There's a good chance he thinks it's hot. |D Plus, you know... if you're only loving and obsessing over fictional girls, they're not really a threat at all. It'd be ridiculous if he was getting jealous or pissy over it.

123. I hate elitist fans in anything, period full stop. D:

125. ... OH FUCK YEAH. ♥ *prays they don't screw it up*

129. This. It's not even so much "IT'S AN ESCAPE I DON'T WANT TO DEAL WITH IT," it's just like... what the fuck do these people expect us to do? Just sit around in the dark crying for a few days and not enjoying anything, just because something horrible happened? There is more to life than the stuff that doesn't matter much, but the stuff that doesn't matter much, the stuff that makes people happy, is still an important part of life.

134. You're not! It's really sensitive/nice for some people (especially women, I think), but it can also be sensitive/irritating, or just have no effect at all. Depends on the person -- and really, probably just the technique, too.

137. You shouldn't worry so much -- people that get pissed off because of the existance of a character with a certain trait, without considering anything else about the character, are being ridiculous. I have some transgendered OC's too. And some genderqueer and genderfluid characters. I think a strong desire myself to be genderfluid helps, but you shouldn't have to be transgendered to write a transgender character, as long as you're doing your research and doing it right.

I'm trying my best, at least, since these characters are some of my favorites. Thanks for the encouragement.

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139. I don't get it! But that is an awesome picture. :D

141. She sounds like an interesting character. I don't see what's so bad about loving a character of that description~ Also, yeah, there are a few animes that are like that for me (though I doubt any fictional story could get rid of my distaste for religion).

143. Good for you! 'Bye.

146. God I need to see that movie. DDDD:

149. ... Have fun being an elitist over something that doesn't matter and you have no reason to feel strongly about, I guess?

150. You're not an idiot for that. D: But man I would hate to have to do that.

153. Yeah, it's kind of pathetic. Relationship =/= two hot bodies sans personality doing the sexy together. If their genders were the only reason you were into the pairing in the first place, then you weren't really into the pairing.

154. ... Holy crap she's hot. *A* Do Want.

155. And you shouldn't! It's some people's trigger, apparently, because they can't get over the idea that it's kind of voyeuristic and imposing personalities and actions upon actual people, instead of fictional people who can't be affected and who you don't have the potential to creep out. But hell, if you have ever fantasized about a hot actor or actress or person in your school and thought about how they'd be with you, then you have no room to talk, really.

Don't be ashamed of what you love unless it's actually hurting people. ♥

157. I love traps and reverse traps! Though you might wanna specify "straight girl" just to be more clear. I'm a lesbian and that picture = unf. >_>

158. I know absolutely shit about bra sizes, but could they maybe just be referring to the girl's bra size? (It would still annoy me because randomly describing "SHE BLOSSOMED INTO A BEAUTIFUL SKINNY GIRL WITH HUGE BREASTS!" annoys me on principle, as does fixing "imperfections" like anything less than straight/curly/pick-your-preference hair, or implying that a girl can't be hot unless she switches out her glasses for contacts.)

159. Repeat, and still a douche.

160. EVEN IF YOU ARE, I BET IT'S FUN TO BE YOU. XD

161. HAHAHAHA

god that would make series hilarious.

"BIG HUSBAND?!"

"B-big husband..."

|D;;;;

165. They're the same person. You can't take Madara away from Tobi or Tobi away from Madara without screwing up both their characters. Without the other, they lack depth. Completely. The fact that they're the same person means that each makes the other interesting.

169. ... HE LOOKS LIKE HE WANTS TO TAKE ME TO A GAY BAR. W-wow that shot. O_____o

Actually, the problem is that they are referring to a bra size. What the Secret Maker was talking about is is writers who think that 48-DD just means big breasts when they intend a slim figure. The 48 part actually refers to the band-size, which is measured under the breasts (around the ribs). So a girl with a 48 band size is... less than slim, with rather average breasts for her body—the cup size is determined by the difference between the bust (measured over the fullest part of the breast area) and the band.

Problems with defining beauty by silhouette aside, it's just bad research.

148. Sppaaaaaaaaced! This shouldn't need to be a secret. The End was perfect :-)

Just so you know? If all your sex ed comes from badfic, I'm pretty sure there's at least one thing that needs correcting:

Hymens do NOT work that way.

I'm still not entirely certain how a hymen works, though I did look up more information and yeah, it's nothing to do with what any fanfiction/story says or implies it is. Nothing. Why does almost every story get that wrong?

Re: 101

sarolynne.livejournal.com - 2008-12-02 05:01 (UTC) - Expand

Re: 101

trustyoursins.livejournal.com - 2008-12-02 07:58 (UTC) - Expand

SO. MUCH. LOVE. Thank you; I was getting really close to making my own Avantasia or Edguy secret...

Np, it HAD to be made XD

They need more publicity, dammit XD

Re: 170 OP

(Anonymous) - 2008-12-03 02:46 (UTC) - Expand

Re: 170 OP

(Anonymous) - 2008-12-03 19:12 (UTC) - Expand

Best. Daydream. Ever.

101 - Haha, don't feel too alone. I'm nearly 22 and my parents have yet to discuss any of that stuff with me - they probably figured I'd find out on my own... which I did. Via fanfiction. XD It's not that bad a way to learn the basics!

103 - Hoshit, you are so right. I KNEW I was getting Francis confused with somebody else! XD

147 - Battles between plastic, toy dinosaurs always bring a smile to my face! Especially when accompanied by Wash's wonderful narration! :D

156 - Well, I can completely understand that! Two of the sexiest men around doing the "bump n' grind"? Oh hells yeah..

OMG. You are my hero. XD

YOU ARE PURE AND UNTAINTED AND I LOVE YOU.

I wish I could say the same... One would think that being in love with Zelda and elitist against Twilight would prevent such nonsense, but hey.

So... what, you have like three friends?

I'm actually terrified for you, with all the misinformation that abounds on the internet... D: Not that most parents can give the talk well, as mine didn't even try, but...

Please be careful. D: D: D: Drop by

fanficrants sometime to read about the misadventures of what /doesn't/ work in sex. c_c

YEAH! THAT'S ME AND MY BUDDIES IN 50 YEARS!! XD

That picture always gets me rolling on the floor laughing.

I showed it to my roommate and her response was "Hello there gay porn star Daniel!"

HAY ANYONE WHO WANTS TO USE THIS ICON CAN HAVE IT!

LOL.

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