[ SECRET POST #752 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #752 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 14 pages, 340 secrets from Secret Submission Post #108.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 1 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[greyelveneyes.livejournal.com]

Ha!

154 = WIN! :D

[georg-vanlunden.livejournal.com]

102. Even contemplating Kakuzu and Hidan together makes me want to curl up into the fetal position. Not because I disagree, but because any relationship they had would be terrifying beyond the scope of my feeble mortal mind.

105. Oh Captain Freakshow. You know he'd use tools on you, strange, frightening sciencetools not meant for those kind of close encounters but that he uses for sexy-time anyway because he's just. That. Weird... only to eventually forget he is in fact doing sexy-time and start treating his lover like a lab specimen. And I mean the whole deal, talking out loud to himself, taking notes, interrupting to clean utensils, and when he realizes what he's doing: "Oh wait I was supposed to be doing sexy-time now, sorry about- alas, it seems the subject has expired. Who would'a thunk it!"

And then he makes that weird smiley-face where the eyes are rolled back and the mouth is cracked open and Nemu, who was made to sit and take observations (because it's not a scene involving Mayuri if as many minds as possible aren't scarred), plays the laughtrack she has been indoctrinated to play whenever he makes that face.

I don't know what it says about me that I think this would be played for laughs. Mayuri not only warps bodies, but also one's sense for what is moral and just it seems.

114. Penises are a fandom now? Can I be the comic relief? Or would that be my penis that is the comic relief... never mind, I'm good with any part of me being comic relief. I like the funny characters.

118. Bianca was Hungarian? Well, considering I last watched it dubbed in Swedish and when I was nine or so I suppose I can be excused for not knowing, but I really never knew.

136. Oh god, ME TOO. I keep expecting to see a cat or poor grammar following that kind of text, and some strange little part of me is always confused when there is none.

141. As someone who has not seen Chicago but find this line intriguing for some strange reason, what is that implication?

152. ... But under what circumstances or conditions would you ship it?

154. GUTS!Baby makes everything better, even F!S. Fight on, you adorable little ball of spirit you.

141.

[killerqueen42.livejournal.com]

The song Cell Block Tango is composed of the "six merry murderesses of the Cook County jail" and why they killed their husbands/boyfriends. One says "... but he was always trying to find himself. He went out every night looking for himself, and on the way he found Ruth, Gladys, Rosemary... and Irving. I guess you could say we broke up because of artistic differences. He saw himself as alive... while i saw him DEAD!"

117, 168

[such_heights]

117. HAHAHA oh god I really sympathise. There's a couple of my favourite ships I just can't read smut for, it feels so wrong! /o\ we're kinda pathetic. *g*

168. I APPROVE OF THIS IDEA. 110%!

112

[(Anonymous)]

AMEN!

107, 109, 112, 114, 118, 129, 130, 140, 154, 159, 162

[masterfedora.livejournal.com]

107: I have nothing to add to your secret I just want to declare my love of Joe. Joe! Love! Probably my favorite of the chosen.

109: Admit it anyway. Anybody who defriends you for it, isn't worth having on your f-list.

112: Why can't we love both?

114: I usually don't even know who in fandom is male or female half the time. Am I supposed to care?

118: False eyelashes are weird and Miss Bianca is love. I completely agree with you OP.

129: I'm not actually bitching about the negative reaction but I do think it's immature and stupid. I'm not a Tennant hater, I love Ten. However Doctors leave it's part of the show. Hating on the guy who hasn't even had an episode yet is just moronic.

130: Well I said Awwwww...that should probably disturb me.

140: That's hardly a horrible thing OP. Plenty of people OT3 that and plenty of people would hit all three of them.

154: Your secret is you enjoy wank? It can be entertaining when you're not really part of it can't it?

159: I actually love this idea and can totally see it.

162: Woody is awesome but that is a terrifying picture of him. Seriously WTF?

112 OP

[(Anonymous)]

More power to you if you do :|b

120, 109, 129, 162

[lackadaisydilly.livejournal.com]

120: Eve Myles is gorgeous. This, I figure, is the best time to ask... it's been bothering me. *clears throat awkwardly* This makes me feel very stupid but, uh, what is CF? And why does she love it?

109 & 129: Great minds! Or 'fools seldom differ' if you actually hate Matt Smith. But you're wrong to. Hah! We'll see who the fools are in 2010... Bring it on. I have pom poms and I am not afraid to be fierce with them.

162: Same here. Even used to play RPS with my best friend and he would be Buzz and I'd be the bendy dog thing because we couldn't decide who should be Woody and thus fought over the role. It should have been me though.

Re: 120,

[schtroumph-c.livejournal.com]

I think it means Cardiff.

[jaclynhyde.livejournal.com]

106. Weird obsessions and messed-up crack pairings are the best part of fandom, man.
112. What's Penelope from?
116. Oh, hey, it's out? So, worth watching or no (I loved the pilot)?
123. It's a meme. It happens. (Percentage of people who will respond to this secret only with "This." is...)
124. DUCKY ♥
129. I've never once heard anyone say he's better than Tennant (which is a moronic thing to say before he's even started). Are you sure about that "most"?
141. Heh.
160. YOU ARE NOT ALONE. I adore Mantis way too much.
162. I had a crush on Buzz
168. Oh god yes.

Holy crap, nothing not posted?

112 OP

[(Anonymous)]

Criminal Minds :)

154

[quadruplify.livejournal.com]

I appreciate your spunk. Now wipe it up.

123

[quadruplify.livejournal.com]

So you're calling people sheep just because they like saying certain slang words? My my, aren't you a little *~*speshul snoflaek*~*!!!

101

[serenity-winner.livejournal.com]

I have to ask- why do you think she deserves a happy ending? I honestly don't understand. I'm not trying to argue with you about wether or not you can like her or whatever, just so you know.

Re: 101

[annwyd.livejournal.com]

The OP didn't say anything about her "deserving" a happy ending. Just that they really liked her and wanted to see her have one. I think that's a notable distinction. I doubt anyone can argue that Nena deserves a happy ending (at least without some really tortured logic), but I understand where they're coming from in wishing she at least got to have a kickass death, because as terrible a person as she is, I like her as a character.

[cidrunsfunny.livejournal.com]

111. This comic is disgusting adorable, and really pretty cool. It's seriously fine to like it and not like hetalia, you shouldn't worry about it. (!o.o)/ They both have pretty different pacing, styles, etc.
114. Not totally related, but, I actually only have like 2 or so other girl close fandom friends, and about 11 male ones. No idea how the cards got dealt this way, but- Er, I actually kind of feel like I suck up to the ladies more, in terms of fandom junk, and agreeing...
149. Seconded, WITH MY WHOLE HEART. I'm not sure why, but man, is that wolf one cool guy! HE JUST GIVES YOU THE COURAGE TO FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT!

[georg-vanlunden.livejournal.com]

Just out of curiosity: the baby in 154 versus Courage Wolf: epic fight, or should they team up to become a team of righteous beatdowns upon the unworthy? Because whenever I see that baby I get ridiculously pumped.

[wineyjacques.livejournal.com]

160. But you can't NOT love Gigaville Mantis! :(((

#166

[missfoxie.livejournal.com]

Omg ILU.

[killerqueen42.livejournal.com]

115. What'dya mean, there's not enough fap material for ya?;) (stupid pun is stupid)

118. Ugh, yeah that was pretty disturbing. The sequel where the bird has to get a shot, however, fucking scarred me for life. Ahhh Disney Nightmare Fuel...

125. And this is why I am jealous of people who get to live in cities with public transportation. When I do visit one and I see a particularly lovely gentleman, I simply ship him with myself;)

130. Awww, that actually is really cute.

132. What the devil is with all the Nazi fetish secrets lately? Not that I'm OMGOFFENDED! but... perplexed, in that it kinda came out of left field. o_0 While the fetish baffles me in general, I find it LESS baffling for a Jewish person to have it. (I'm Jewish myself btw).

144. Ugh, yes, I guess every Oscar season has to have the obligatory Holocaust movie. I do wonder if over time the Holocaust will cease to be a horrific tragedy in people's minds and more just a backdrop for an Oscar-worthy drama.

159. YES! That would be epic.

[(Anonymous)]

132. Why is it less baffling for a Jewish person?

[chiyo-no-hikari.livejournal.com]

118. She scared me so much as a kid. I actually had a math teacher in elementary school who looked JUST LIKE HER, right down to the red hair and fake eyelashes. It was a terrifying experience. (Also, Bernard is absolutely the reason I adore shy, slightly plump, utterly sweet men.)

159. OH GOD now I can't un-think it.

168. Hee. That would be awesome.

[almightyspaz.livejournal.com]

I have nothing to say except that your icon has me rolling.

[uozlulu.livejournal.com]

145. To be honest even on those I and most people I know can't tell what album that is without standing on top of you.

116, 156

[missfahrenheit.livejournal.com]

156. Is it wrong that I remember, and totally loved, their Eurovision entry?
116. HOLY CRAP BEING HUMAN GOT MADE IN TO A REAL PROGRAM AM OFF TO CAVORT WITH IPLAYER.

Re: 156

[miiko-ashida.livejournal.com]

156. Of course not! It was a terrific performance (and personally I think they should have won >.>), even if hampered by voice problems. ;__;

(I almost like it better than the recorded version, actually, and definitely more than the music video!)

[xine-ishiguro.livejournal.com]

104. ...what?

131. What is this from? I'm seeing them everywhere now and I'm so curious. D:

155. Oh hai, me too ;D

159. ...HOLY SHIT, HOW DID I NEVER NOTICE THIS?

131

[schtroumph-c.livejournal.com]

Torchwood.

[mickiekins.livejournal.com]

140. THIS SECRET DESCRIBES ME PERFECTLY, only different ages.

148. i'm sorry but I LOL'D.

RE: 148

[gershwhen.livejournal.com]

I don't even get it... it was the BRITISH Invasion, why would he be Mexican?

[ibaly.livejournal.com]

107. HAHAHAHA, great now I have Canada with Joe's whiny voice stuck in my head:

"You guys are completely making me lose my appetite! I mean, come on. Jellybeans and cherries on eggs????"

117. Wow, judging from the hundreds of comments of the post with the doujinshi, I thought I was the only one.

140, 154, 162

[boombangbing.livejournal.com]

140 - I see nothing wrong with this. Original OT3 FTW. \o/

154 - THAT KID. I LOVE THAT KID. SO CUTE.

161 - ...yes. Sorry.

140, 168

[alaraose.livejournal.com]

140: First OT3 ever. I was five.. :|

168: Galaxy Quest fake!fandom would be epic. Too much work, but if someone showed up and did it I'd lurk so hard.

168

[squoctobird.livejournal.com]

questarians

[culf.livejournal.com]

115. What comm is this? A lot of the drawings look familiar.

126. EWW, EWW, EWW! Mental images of Bill O'Reilly naked! Ewww!!! Cannot unsee!

126

[jesidres.livejournal.com]

AGREED. AAAAAAAAAAAGH.

Keith, I think I could handle quite well. Butbutbut...

BRAIN BLEACH PLZ.

114

[(Anonymous)]

114. Ugh, seriously. I'm in a slash fandom, and fangirls tend to act this way around one of the males on my flist. Yeah, he's a nice dude and he sometimes posts about funny things. I enjoy chatting with him on occasion.

But he also has a whole 'verse where he ships HIMSELF with the fandom slash pairing. o.O And the fangirls are all, "Oh so cute! Haha! I <3 it, write moar!" When we all know if a female fan were actually shipping herself with a slash pairing, the LOLs and shouts of Mary-Sue would be falling from the rafters.

[omg-its-gackt.livejournal.com]

148. Wait-- what? When was Paul McCartney ever Mexican? I must be missing something here.

[jaclynhyde.livejournal.com]

It says so if you play Revolution 9 backwards.

113.

[pellnell.livejournal.com]

Cry moar.