[ SECRET POST #780 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #780 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

101.
[Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure]


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113.
[ShakespeaRetold; The Taming of the Shrew]


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114.
[Bones]


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118.
[Torchwood]


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119.
[Skins, Freddie]


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120.
[resized]


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121.


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122.
[Nintendo Power, Nester comic]


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123.


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124.
[the lonely island, jorma/andy]


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125.
[Are You Afraid of the Dark?]


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129.


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130.
[Bill Hicks]


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131.
[Dollhouse]


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132.
[Dr. Horrible]


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133.
[Merlin]


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134.
[Pride and Prejudice]


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137.
[Roger Bart]


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138.
[Demon Knight]


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144.
[Candy]


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145.
[Knights of the Old Republic]


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146.
[Dr. Who]


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151.
[Rockers]


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152.
[Soul Eater]


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153.
[Scrap Heaven]


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154.


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155.
[Avatar]


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156.
[Erin Kelly, Loving Annabelle]


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158.


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159.
[Joe Biden]


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161.
[Bleach]


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 13 pages, 320 secrets from Secret Submission Post #112.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 2 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 - doing it wrong ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

127

[frostedpopcorn.livejournal.com]

OH GOD YES.
QED.

[fail-cookie.livejournal.com]

118: I really hate when people change the characters' personality to fit them into Seme/Uke roles. I mean, wtf? You don't have to whine and cry all the time to be a bottom in the bedroom department. Buuuut I don't really find porn hot or anything.

119: He does have personality :| I liked him before because he seemed responsible, which is something that the Skins cast needs now and again. But idk even though he was such a miserable sadsack last episode, I still like him, like how he's sick of being a doormat to Cook and how he was clowning around with JJ. I thought we saw a different side to him then. But in this fandom apparently not having an over the top personality like the rest of them=boring. And I don't even think he's hot.

But this doesn't have to be a secret, half the fandom agrees with you.

152: Kid's my favorite and I love Liz, but how can you hate Patty!? D:

161: Sorry I'm laughing to hard to even comment. That picture...pffhahasnort.

175: I'm neutral to the book itself but augh a group of my friends 'discovered' it and think it's an amazing piece of literature and that they're so edgy and cool for reading it. It's like, 'hey you could borrow this new book I'm reading, it's really good!' 'no, I'm reading Twilight' Like it's omgsospecial. Luckily they're not so serious business to stop being my friend over it though, that really sucks OP.

109

[dizzy-whore.livejournal.com]

Um, but, Ben's a Christian, or certainly believes in God anyway. And if the show was 'forcing religion' down the audience's throats, why would Locke have all the not-so-subtle allusions to Christ?

So, yeah, agree.

104

[ms-erupt.livejournal.com]

104. Haha. I didn't realize that until I was an adult either. My younger brother was like, "...You didn't know that?"

124

[runawayblue.livejournal.com]

B-but where does this leave Kiv!? Haha jokes.
SHIP AWAY ♥ TLI(and SNL *cough*) are totally shippable, ha ha!

124 (OP)

[(Anonymous)]

hahaha, trust me i ship ALL of it when it comes to those three, but for some reason i ship jorm/andy really fucking hard.

it's good to know that i am not alone in shipping TLI, though xD

#127

[lirren.livejournal.com]

Quit being so provincial and go do some research on homosexual relationships in Japan. The seme/uke dynamic wasn't invented by fic writers. Just because you don't act that way doesn't mean that no one does.

As for slash and yaoi being for fag hags, all I can say is yeah, it is. What's your point?

[georg-vanlunden.livejournal.com]

101. I can not agree enough. If more people were excellent to each other like Bill and Ted, the world would be a far more righteous place.

102. Yeah, just a little.

110. Who be the fellow on the left?

115. And here I thought Zuko couldn't get any more adorable.

116. You may hate the fans, but I gotta say I love the fan who came up with that Xzibification of it. Any chance anyone has a link to the full one?

121. Interspecies slash at that age? Man, some of us started young.

122. Well then. I need to see this. I truly, truly do now.

138. Does that woman have no arms, or are they just not visible in that frame?

151. I think I need to know what this movie is about. Especially if those rockers fight crime or something as over the top and straight out silly. I do so hope it is a silly movie.

152. Personally, I kind of think you're supposed to.

155. As much wank as this may stir... preach it, person who I assume is a brother. Aang has ALWAYS been more mature than Zuko, in my eyes.

161. Yeeaah... a Devil-man ripoff? Really Kubo? Is that all? Me, I'd like an owl-form for him... or maybe a moth-form. Or some kind of insectoid or bird-form would have looked better than just a pair of devil-wings.

170. Dude, share the name of this fandom with us. Is it still Watchmen, or is it something older than Watchmen? I just really like that costumedesign, 's all.

174. Truth to be told, I think there's always going to be an argument. Because the way I see it, Kefka was the first Final Fantasy big bad to really have a personality. Zemus, Exdeath, Chaos, hell EVERYONE from the older games are basically just douches who want to end creation one way or another. Kefka was the first one with flair. With style. And to the fans who stuck with Final Fantasy and then saw what they think is his righteous thunder get stolen by Sephiroth, well... that's always gonna smart. I personally tend to stay away from those discussions because I can't judge Sephiroth: I grew up with Kefka and didn't even PLAY FF7 until Advent freaking Children came out! I can't in any way give an honest opinion about Sephiroth, my view is simply too tainted... withhowmuchofamomma'sboyheis SORRY. Sorry, I really am. I'll just... stop writing now.

[merchendiver.livejournal.com]

151

They are silly. It is a silly movie, though there is no crime fighting. But it does have it heart wrenching and sob worthy moments.

[vivalana.livejournal.com]

103. “Trust in yourself and you can achieve anything!”

105. Um… Firefly is pretty old. It’s fairly likely that it would have been canceled by now. Or, knowing Whedon, Jayne would have been killed off anyway (in a SHOCKING! MOMENT!)

117. For me it wasn’t about Tim telling Steph off. It was that weird, “Don’t let me see you in that costume ever again.” If it was her Robin costume, it would make sense. But that Spoiler persona is hers, and not Tim’s, to take away. Tim is speaking with an authority he just doesn’t have.

Plus his hood is damn stupid looking.

133. I like Merlin, but I found that the way Gwen was sidelined, in the episode where UTHER KILLED HER FATHER, for Merlin’s dilemma and Morgana’s angst really problematic. I want to have more Gwen action, but I feel that this will likely come in the form of Gwen/Arthur hints, which will help turn parts of the fanbase against her.

Already I hear her being called a Mary Sue (admittedly on TWoP, which is always nuts), even though she usually gets less to do than Morgana.

BUT! So far the Merlin fandom has been really excited over Gwen and Morgana, so maybe this will be one of the better ones.

143. I don’t blame him for executing Felix at all. However, I think it’s bullshit that Sam (who’s actually one of my favorite characters) shot Gaeta’s leg off and suffered no repercussions (that I can see). Hell yes, Adama plays favorites.

168. Olbermann is obviously biased, but could you let me know in which ways he is prejudiced? I’m honestly curious, as I don’t have Fox News and MSNBC, so I rely on Youtube clips.

133

[eviinsanemonkey.livejournal.com]

People call Gwen a Mary Sue? The hell?

I'm so glad I've never actually seen all this Gwen hate/exasperation I hear about...I'd rip someone a new something.

127

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

127. Doesn't everyone prefer reading switch anyway...? I mean, no one is always gonna top or bottom. :perplexed:

ETA: Also, I think you're more referring to "yaoi" than "slash". At least, in my experience. :shrugs:

Re: 127

[fail-cookie.livejournal.com]

Personally, I'm always impressed the most when someone manages to write a character in a series who believably has a preferance to bottom or top without having to change their personalities for it ;)

It's pretty rare though ^^' And of course switching's good too.

[ppierrot.livejournal.com]

104. Whoa, what is this from?
118. Aaaaa, I couldn't finish reading because of the terrifying manip. Brr.
161. Those wings look...kind of construction paper-ish. I kind of miss the art style he had at the beginning of the series. Screw Art Evolution.

[trinity-destler.livejournal.com]

Back to the Future Part II

127, 129, 159, 168

[likespring.livejournal.com]

127. I agree that there's a lot of yaoi/slash out there that conforms to seme/uke / femme/butch stereotypes and is nothing more than weepy heterosexual erotica novels rewritten with one of them looking like a dude. I don't even like women written that way. BUT, there are plenty of stories (some written by gay men! or lesbians, or transfolks of any orientation, and even some straight women, I'm sure) where the characters stay true to themselves and even a lot of stories where legit gay issues come up -- and it may not be perfect to everyone but it's certainly handled more realistically than the average yaoi you're going to find on Fanfiction.Net, so let's not judge everything on that. Every fandom has its pocket of annoying idiots, but that doesn't mean they represent the whole. WHEN ARE PEOPLE GOING TO GET THIS.

129. What fic are you reading? All the ones I've read mention pubic hair. Granted, in those cases it's mostly femslash, but I recall the het I've read mentioning it too.

159. oh who doesn't.

168. Yeah no. Keith may be arrogant (lord knows he is), and prejudiced, but Bill O'Reilly is the hate-spewing bigot, and there's a difference.

Re:129

[(Anonymous)]

129. Yeah, the het fics I read don't exactly skimp on the pubic hair.

120

[ruriruri.livejournal.com]

Paraietta was my favorite but alskjgds I loved Yun, too. Simoun is such an underrated show.

[phantom-roxs.livejournal.com]

157: I've been a Who fan for a while and only recently was finally able to admit that I think Matt Smith is adorable/hot. You're not alone with being scared of people killing you. We can hide together in a hole somewhere. :]

109, 159

[gogogidget.livejournal.com]

109. Because the Biblical names, allegory, themes of forgiveness v. being (lol) lost, and HUGE STICK WITH SCRIPTURE ON IT weren't Christian?

OH I almost forgot about that whole thing with Charlie trying to baptize Aaron and Jesus Hurley Christ. That totally wasn't Christian in nature. Not at all. Though I do like the idea that once Ben does something the writers are trying to shove it down your throat. I guess the glazed ham industry is booming right about now.

159. It might be because I have LOST on the brain right now but GODDAMN Joe Biden looks like Christian Shepard.

159

[matitablu.livejournal.com]

High five! I'm glad I'm not the only one who can't unsee the Biden/Shephard senior resemblance :-D

[agentphillips87.livejournal.com]

101) I can't ship them either, but that's partly because they remind me so much of me and a guy I used to be best friends with

104) Well he does make a very pretty girl...

111) Rik Mayall is a sexy bastard, but I always liked Vyvyan better than Rik

169,174

[the-flowergirl.livejournal.com]

169.OMG a capsatla secret! I know you! That video was awesome.

174. I like Sephiroth and Kefka, but Kefka would kick Sephiroth's ass, hands down.

169 OP

[(Anonymous)]

8D You just made me feel awesome! ;D Thanks for watching~

173

[(Anonymous)]

Oh god, me too. I wanted to like it, I really did, and I still pretend that I do so I don't look like one of the crazy elitist old fans, but I honestly can't stand the new series at all. Well, the first series, with Nine, was fairly decent, but the other ones I haven't liked much.

[got_swagger]

105. I totally see where you're coming from, OP.
168. A-FUCKING-MEN. They're both out there (but I do like Bill O'Reilly because of his "word of the day" thing - seriously, they're usually great and I'm a word-collecting whore) and very arrogant and opinionated.

127

[astrokittie.livejournal.com]

I love you for this. I am neither male nor gay, but I feel that the vast majority of yaoi and slash is such a horrific insult to the gay community. Ugggh.

Re: 127

[malik-chan.livejournal.com]

Someone didn't catch the memo.

Yaoi was made by women for women. There's a reason the uke acts the way he acts and there's a reason it's only men. A little research might help you.

118.

[evewithanapple.livejournal.com]

o.O Is that pic Photoshopped? Because if not . . . damn. *whistles*

Re: 118.

[kijikun.livejournal.com]

Its a 'shop.

149

[suckingthelemon.livejournal.com]

I SAW HIM IN CONCERT :P

127, 157

[(Anonymous)]

127. So because slash does to men what porn of all sorts does to women you hate it? Cry me a fucking river. Oh, and saying m/f relationships are seme/uke doesn't earn you any points either.

157. There's plenty of people that only watch Doctor Who because they find Tennant hot, so don't think you're that strange. And hopefully you'll actually like the show when you start watching.

Re: 127

[savvy-sleek.livejournal.com]

Agreed.

101, 104

[tenth-bananas.livejournal.com]

101. Thank you so much for reminding me that my slash goggles aren't on as tight as I thought!

104. Nine years? Wow. It took me about 9 seconds.

[annwyd.livejournal.com]

116. I disagree. Lovecraft is a mediocre writer with some really fantastic ideas that totally hit my happy place.

(I'm not a fan of Tool, I'm not bipolar, and I try not to talk about my home life online.)

121. M-my childhood.

135. M-my heart. I hope you find him, OP. I really hope you find him. He looks so much like my old cat.

155. I don't...see what that has to do with the male gender. What? (Also, since the show is about their parallel journeys of maturity, arguing over which one is "more mature" by the end strikes me as kind of silly. They're both as mature as they need to be for that moment in time, and will keep improving.)

173. I haven't seen old Who and I've seen less than two seasons of new Who. I know new Who has race and gender problems. But are they really that much worse than old Who's?

[(Anonymous)]

173. Yes and no. Old Who could be very, very fail at times with race. But New Who can be just as fail. Turn Left (2008) is almost as bad as Talons of Weng-Chiang (1977), and Mind of Evil (1971) treats race better than both. And given RTD's remarks on how 'hilarious' the racial stereotypes in Talons are, I'm not sure it's unintentional. As far as gender goes, you need to remember that Old Who spans decades. But while there was fail there (during JNT's reign especially), there was never the systematic removal of agency from female characters like you get with Rusty, and Old Who female characters were awesome straight from the beginning (see Barbara, who's the real hero of her seasons).

But it's not just that they both can be fail, it's that New Who is written in the early 21st century, and it still manages to fail more than parts of Old Who.

118.129.142.147.

[graziaplena.livejournal.com]

118. ... You mean, that's not a manip? Looks like one.

129. I take it you don't watch porn? :) I think fewer women are hairless than porn or fandom smut would like to believe.

142. I love this secret. Mostly because I too have been called handsome, and I think that's a fine thing to be. :D

147. That's my favorite movie EVER (the book is very good, too), and I would just about die if I stumbled upon a fandom full of shitty incest fic. DIE. Or want to kill. Either one.

Re: 118.

[velvet-mace.livejournal.com]

It's a manip. I've seen all of torchwood, there is no scene like this. Plus, apparently Ianto's neck is broken in this picture.