[ SECRET POST #792 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #792 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 18 pages, 450 secrets from Secret Submission Post #114.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 2 3 - not!secrets ], [ 1 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 3 - too big ], [ 1 2 3 - repeat ], [ 1 - posted twice ], [ 1 - empty comment ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

151.

[kazzisato.livejournal.com]

Wait wait wait... YOU DID IT ASWELL?! Oh my god i suddenly don't feel so alone in the world. I also got blonde highlights cause of her xD!

109, 116, 117, 139

[heather.livejournal.com]

109. CHILL. If Merlin were meant to be taken seriously, he wouldn't be wearing tube socks.

116. LOL. Don't be an asshole.

117. I loathe blanket-statement secrets like this, because you don't know what's in the head of every slasher/feminist/whatever, but I will agree that the putting down of female characters in some of the slashier fandoms is exasperating, when I see it.

139. You're not alone. >_>

109, 116, 117, 119, 135, 158

[arcadiaego.livejournal.com]

109: You can't have watched *that* many versions then. Just think of it this way - 90% of the versions and adaptations in existance aren't authentic to the early written down stories, or to Malory. Most of the filmed versions are just pretending to sound "old fashioned". (Which usually seems to mean 'very very British'.) So Merlin isn't any more a load of crap than anything else. Especially because there isn't one 'authentic' version of the Arthurian myth.

116: You're an idiot.

117: I don't think it's a fannish practise that diminishes or ignores the presence of women so I shall continue in my slashy ways, thanks.

119: Classical literature =/= Les Miserables, but I get your point.

135: Secretly I think this too but that may be because I'm still being fucked in the brain weekly and most of my friends have escaped.

158: J.J. Abrams didn't kill him.

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[nirejseki.livejournal.com]

119. I agree with the OP generally, but I'm wondering - how is Les Miserables not classical literature? Unless you're using the term "classical" in terms of Greek/Roman classics rather than the "classical" as in meaning the great works of literature...? Because in the 'great works of literature' list, Victor Hugo's Les Miserables is definitely on it. What do you mean?

105 & 116 & 160

[ridsey.livejournal.com]

105.wait what there's a plot? unless there's some creator's commentary i am unaware of i thought it was unabashedly just PWP? (and hot at that mmm)

... reading the comments, what the fuck is wrong with you guys, seriously? it's a pretty, dumb porn comic. i don't... understand why you are so angry.

116. wow good job now everyone is going to check it out and know about it.

160. it is easiest to love someone without knowing them. /looks at all fandom love at misanthropic characters, including self.

Re: 116

[pkbitchgirl.livejournal.com]

116) Makes me wonder if it the OP was a member of the production team trying to pique peoples' interest

[(Anonymous)]

#142 - You were BORED during that anime? People like you are why I want to be disowned from my culture. Go watch some Pokemon or something, kthxbye.

[mechanicaljewel.livejournal.com]

117. I get what you're saying. But likewise, I'd say that most (if not all of the time) my pairings tend to be of the "These two are hot, and they're really good in their scenes together. Let's see them apply that chemistry to sex!" Is this "ignoring" the female characters in favor of the males? Well, yes, technically. But it's also a formula that can be applied to het and femmeslash pairings as well. But that's just me.

135, 158

[crackedkatana.livejournal.com]

I have...two words.

135. THIS.

and

158. THIS.

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[(Anonymous)]

I find it ironic that those two secrets are in the same post actually. I didn't stop watching Lost, but I really wanted to, and I like the show a lot less now.

[princess-mizzie.livejournal.com]

158. Me too.

171. I'm taking Japanese next semester. A lot of my friends in my dorm think I'm stupid for taking it since it's 5 days a week and that it's completely useless. And when I tell some of my other friends that I'm taking Japanese, they automatically assume it's because I watch anime. I tell them "Screw you. I'll do what I want for my own reasons." Only in nicer words.

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[marumae.livejournal.com]

116-...you do realize that I have to go find this and watch it now right? *is an American*

139--But...but...they're so pretty *______*.

140-Speaking of pretty who is this, may I ask?

Re: 140

[ibroketuesday.livejournal.com]

That's Castiel! He's shiny!

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[captain-katze.livejournal.com]

112 - Fransizka would so top. (dammit, did I spell her name wrong again? I always do this...)

151 - Ohhhh man. The nostalgia. <3 It burns. But it's that good kind of burn.

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[hustle-rose010.livejournal.com]

I don't care for Starfighter either way, but honestly it fails even at being a PWP because it isn't even hot.

Cain: I'm going to fuck you. *gives Abel 'instant scar' that could only be made by raptor teeth*
Abel: *wibbles*
Cain: *sucks on Abel's balls through his leather pants*
Cain: *wibbles*
Buttsex ensues.
~To be continued~

I mean...what? Nothing about that is even remotely erotic. If you want to draw porn, leave the shitty dialogue and random space backdrop out of it.

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[hustle-rose010.livejournal.com]

*Abel is the one wibbling the second time, of course

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[cefferis.livejournal.com]

142 - You're a fucking idiot who did indeed miss the point.
Good job....

[velvet-mace.livejournal.com]

105) Wut? Okay you don't like yaoi. Don't read the webcomic. Problem solved.

114) Your OTP is canon. I don't really understand why you are ashamed to admit you like the show as already written.

109) You wanted the show to be spoken in Old English? Or is an 18th century lexicon necessary to believe that something isn't modern day.

116) We ruin things simply by watching them. Wow, we are so much more powerful than you Brits. USA totally ROCKS and we got the mind powers to prove it! Yea!

119) Any criticism that holds up averages and statistics as the the only proper way to go is auto-fail in my book. We aren't here to read generic realism. We are here to read a story.

130) You know if that's what it takes to make you feel relevant and important in your fandom.

153) Oh yes, yes they DO! <3

116 OP

[(Anonymous)]

Nah, you ruin them with your godawful fandoms :)

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[nakotaco.livejournal.com]

116. gj, OP, you just told a significant portion of the wankers in America that it exists

120. Grammar, motherfucker, do you know it

130. lol too bad for you, man

135. I dropped it! About two-thirds of it was that I was in a show and was never home, and never got to catch up with it, but the other third was that I was sick of never getting answers. You can only do so much WHOA ISN'T THAT CRAZY shit before it gets old.

158. I haven't either. He was my favourite )8

NS!2: ........................I think you're mistaking "pairing" for "two major cast members leaving."

too big 1: Yeah, me too. There ARE some sane Zutarians out there, guys...

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[xenafox.livejournal.com]

130. WORD. "Fans" who have not touched the original game can gtfo in my opinion.

151. Ahhh lol!! Harvest Moon secret, that wins!

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[pkbitchgirl.livejournal.com]

Which game is the original game? I've never played any FF game and I'm afraid the old ones are either
1)obscure and unavailable
2)available but are expensive classics that I can't afford

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[izzyheartoreos.livejournal.com]

114. Hey, me too. Me too.

126. ... that makes me want to have one of their cakes EVEN MORE! If only I had the extra cash for it. Damn! (Not to mention that just made the show 10x more entertaining to me, as if it wasn't already)

142. People like different things for different things. You find it boring, woop de fucking do for you.

150. Me too.

155. I'm mystified at how Kishimoto will resolve that sub-plot. If he doesn't nail it right, I'll agree with you, but for the time being I'll wait until I see it. Not that I don't think you have a point, but if Sasuke doesn't rejoin the team then it'd be kind of making all the things that make Naruto... Naruto, seem kind of... well, pointless after all this time.

160. I'm sure there's quite a few reasonable meta essays you can read comparing the two so you can better understand the development behind NaruHina.

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[(Anonymous)]

Hinata has had feelings for Naruto ever since the beginning. Naruto, being the lead male manga lead, was clueless about it. KibaxHinata is cute, but Hinata never had feelings for Kiba (I don't think Kiba had any romantic feelings for her either)

Hinata was the only person to love Naruto as who he was, before he proved himself. That's why her being stabbed by Pain made him break the seal and go into a six-tailed fox state.

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[(Anonymous)]

Yea, too bad she never actually did anything to help him back then. Standing around, watching the person suffering and just thinking to yourself "Oohh man, that person is suffering so much, how dare people not care about him. But lulz, I'm too shy to actually do something..but at least I acknowledge his pain, so I'm good!" Isn't any better.

Hinata was the only person to love Naruto as who he was, before he proved himself.

And who did Naruto recall in his flashback as the person who loved him first and actually DID something to display that love? Go read the manga and find out. Cause it ain't hinata.

[kimberweeme.livejournal.com]

101 - I totally agree! I was so excited when I read he was hosting (because I loved him at the Tonys) and thought he did an excellent job. He's such a classy guy!

139 - I, um, do the same thing. *facepalm* To be fair, there was minor flirting!

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[princesskraehe.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure people now use the word 'weeaboo' to mean 'person who takes an interest in anything Japanese to a degree beyond my personal comfort level.'

It's retarded, anyway (http://pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF071-Weeaboo.gif). Go take Japanese.

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[kisarazumama.livejournal.com]

You rock. in any language.

[cherusha.livejournal.com]

101 - Jon, is that you?
139 - Ben Daniels is in L&O UK? Damn, now I will have to see it.

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[(Anonymous)]

102. In response to your secret, I actually tried to find fic. I failed, but now I want it, too. I'm almost tempted to write it myself except that I don't know anything at all about Ewan.

Re: 102

[(Anonymous)]

DO IT. PLEASE.

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[sulwen.livejournal.com]

138. I'm totally with you on this one. Mmm...I love everything Dean does, but torture!Dean might be my new favorite. He can cut me up any day of the week!

Re: 138 OP

[(Anonymous)]

Hahaha, torture!Dean is definitely my new favorite. "Death Takes A Holiday" is going to be fucking awesome... :)

117, 127, 150

[kisarazumama.livejournal.com]

117: So if I don't use it as an excuse for demanding better female characters, it's OK? fine. Because I very much doubt Kazuya Minekura is gonna change the way she writes women, and I do not care, because her guys are The Perfect Matches for each other. Sheesh.

127: I'd have more sympathy for you if the panel you chose didn't look like the work of Don Heck...

150: ME TOO.

127

[(Anonymous)]

127. So you you can't feel bad for someone that something loved was removed with no warning because they used a graphic that you think might be by someone that you don't like?

Anyway, they probably only picked it because it's a very popular panel for being unintentionally gay and hilarious http://www.alternateversion.com/home/uploads/Comics/Batman_panel_-_Robin_what_have_I_done_to_you.jpg

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[sillygichan.livejournal.com]

150) Aaaawww♥

156, 158

[(Anonymous)]

156: But they are like a sea of sapphires with reflections of the sky on a clear day. People seem to get over-the-top when it comes to describing eyes in fic. You know, I don't think I've ever seen eyes bluer than this guy's:


158: I did stop watching. But I came back again once the sting wore off. Darn you, Lost.

Re: 158(op)

[(Anonymous)]

Did you end up missing him as much as I did?