[ SECRET POST #5441 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #5441 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 35 secrets from Secret Submission Post #779.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

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Name the fandom. And repeats, etc.

(If you think something in this thread is a troll, please ignore it! Conversation is fine, but OT wank makes stuff harder to keep track of in this thread. Thanks.)

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01. https://i.imgur.com/DgMlmJm.png

[(Anonymous)]

I’m starting to get that way with things titled like “12 things science has found under ice”. Half the time I already know which 12 things they are, the other half barely holds any new information since the discovery. It’s kinda frustrating that nothing has moved beyond point A in like half a decade, and sometimes it’s doctored photos that have been through some rando’s photoshop.

[(Anonymous)]

This is going to get worse and worse as AI gets better at scraping reddit and social media for stories. It's already doing it

[(Anonymous)]

I don't mind it as long as it's entertaining and well presented, what I really dislike is when they take it way too seriously. (But I also dislike it when they do nothing but mock it as obviously fake, even when it's obviously fake...)

[(Anonymous)]

So you want an account of some idiot who saw a shadow or heard a scary noise and they were real scared, The End, but 100 years ago.

[(Anonymous)]

There is so much content that to make anything new-ish you basically only have reddit posts. Otherwise you have to follow a professional (a la Lore).

[(Anonymous)]

Ugh yes to all of this. I don't want some rando's bad short fiction, I want specific dates and names. (Once went on a ghost walk and had a similar experience. "A woman died in this house and they say she haunts it til this day" -- okay, when? Who is the woman? And who is "they"? I like ghost stories, but this city has been around since medieval times, you're gonna need to be a little more specific.)

[(Anonymous)]

Personally, I'm annoyed that mysteries are now synonymous with true crime.

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The "scraped from Reddit" stuff is objectionable, but I feel it's a bit unreasonable to object to someone describing their fictional story about a ghost as a ghost story. What else should they call it?

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[(Anonymous)]

what makes you think she didn’t pull a Hera w/ Hephaestus and just birthed them on her own?

[(Anonymous)]

Unknown parent? Totally a Palpatine clone. That is just the way the world works now.

[(Anonymous)]

My favorite crack theories from back in the day were that she held an earthbending tournament to get only the strongest stock OR that she bended them herself out of solid granite because everyone else was having kids, so why not

[(Anonymous)]

My shipping heart always thought one of them was a result of a fling with Zuko, and so long as it's never expanded upon I can keep believing that to be true :)

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[(Anonymous)]

But what's the point? Even an adaptation in name only should try to take something from the source material, even if it's only thematic or aesthetic. At this point, where you get rid of the basic conceit of WOT, you're just asking for a completely new different fantasy series. Which is fine, not everything has to be for everyone, but it's just kind of baffling why you would even call it an adaptation then.

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[(Anonymous)]

Woobification and leather pantsing doesn't seem to be as bad as it used to be. Unfortunately, nobody is writing particularly good villains right now either. Tv shows need to man up and write a proper mustache twirling, scenery chewing, Evil Overlord List Ignoring, puppy kicking, kitten throwing, bad guy.

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In my reading of non-fandom textual porn, I associate pieces with exact inches on a penis, plus weight and build of the penis owner, with by-men-for-men gay porn.

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[(Anonymous)]

It's probably not how you're envisioning it OP, but I would absolutely love a movie where Clark Kent is doing his investigative shit and the entire time he's having to avoid giving away his identity in increasingly humorous ways. I like him as Superman just fine, but I also think seeing him do the whole 'how do fellow humans' thing could be a good concept for a comedy.

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NS, NF, etc.

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Hot spicy bad take!

[(Anonymous)]

I had a hot spicy take that I was gonna post here, but I forgot what it was. Please leave your own hot spicy bad takes in the comments below:

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