[ SECRET POST #5581 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #5581 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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[Murder Most Misfortunate]


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[Moon Knight]

















Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 36 secrets from Secret Submission Post #798.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

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Name the fandom. And repeats, etc.

(If you think something in this thread is a troll, please ignore it! Conversation is fine, but OT wank makes stuff harder to keep track of in this thread. Thanks.)

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01. https://i.imgur.com/uOUt3Jp.jpg

I don’t have the guts to post this off-anon

[(Anonymous)]

I once read what I thought was a hilarious black comedy involving deeply, deeply messed-up content. I later read about an author with that name being convicted of child molestation.

[lumy12]

I love that you became friends with them, OP! I think a lot of people would have just been like "are they for real???", had a good laugh, and then ceased all interaction.

[(Anonymous)]

I am always afraid to comment on certain fics for just this reason. I love some that I think are hilarious but I always have a shadow of a doubt that they are serious.

[(Anonymous)]

This is a great story!

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02. https://i.imgur.com/bJJ8yj8.png

[(Anonymous)]

Does it help to know that the music video for "Underground" is movie-canon?
Jareth was a singer-actor who became the Goblin King.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qga12-bAS4A

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, the whole "it was all a dream/in the character's head" trope used to be really common in fantasy movies that were partially set in the 'modern' world. If it wasn't just straight up in Middle Earth or in a ye olde dragons and knights setting it was as if they HAD to include some way to cop out of the fantasy elements. I always hated that crap, so I'm glad that its not so common anymore.

[(Anonymous)]

It's a Wizard of Oz Homage. But I want jareth to be real too

[segnung]

I think he was real.

I also want to find more Labyrinth fic to read after these recent secrets.

[(Anonymous)]

I think he was the only one who was Actually Real, and, like something Truly Fae, gave her what she wanted. He pretty much outright says as much. She wanted him to be a villain in her fantasy. So he was the villain.

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03. https://i.imgur.com/xDvJO5a.jpg

[(Anonymous)]

Do I even wanna ask?

[(Anonymous)]

Ugh, I am totally with you. I love de-aging fics… give me all of that processing-suppressed-childhood-trauma and nurturing-inner-child goodness. But I have no interest in age play. Eventually I got used to always excluding those tags.

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04. https://i.imgur.com/89ehRwz.png

[(Anonymous)]

I love this secret, especially because you included Klaus and Dorian!

But I don’t think I’d include Edgeworth and Phoenix myself. Edgeworth is definitely plenty uptight, and as introverted as he can be while on and off the job. But I think Phoenix is too down to earth to count as roguish/playful/sunshiny most of the time, although he’s probably an extrovert. Compared to Edgeworth he comes off a little more strongly. But I’m having trouble reconciling that with the Phoenix you control and see the thoughts of, the Phoenix who has to keep Maya & Pearl grounded while they’re investigating. He gets kookier after being disbarred, but he seems to become pretty much the old Phoenix after getting his job back.

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05. https://i.imgur.com/xGbIk9F.jpg

[(Anonymous)]

That seems valid.

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06. https://i.imgur.com/ecpnR7b.png
[Murder Most Misfortunate]

[(Anonymous)]

Relatable.

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07. https://i.imgur.com/jtHlQQk.png
[Moon Knight]

[(Anonymous)]

I'm sorry to say, but we already know he's not okay. In the same episode, we learn that Marc was in the pet store to replace him.

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NS, NF, etc.

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Fantastic Flops and Who Saw it?

[(Anonymous)]

So did y'all watch the final movie in the Fantastic Beasts trilogy? No you didn't, that is why it is just gonna be stuck at a trilogy. It absolutely tanked. Has any writer in history trashed their own legacy so completely as she who must not be named? And it is such a shame that she went mask-off, and also that she couldn't write for shit, because the first movie in this trilogy was ace (well, up until weirdo Johnny Depp showed up) and just lovely with Redmayne and Fogler being a great double act.

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