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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2022-08-02 05:40 pm

[ SECRET POST #5688 ]


⌈ Secret Post #5688 ⌋

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[personal profile] fscom 2022-08-02 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
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Inspired by #2: what's your favorite Chuck Tingle title?

(Anonymous) 2022-08-02 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't need to have read them to have a favorite title! But favorite actual story if you've read them.

Re: Inspired by #2: what's your favorite Chuck Tingle title?

(Anonymous) 2022-08-02 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm a fan of Buttception myself

Re: Inspired by #2: what's your favorite Chuck Tingle title?

(Anonymous) 2022-08-02 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Helicopter Man Pounds Dinosaur Billionaire Ass (A Novel)

Re: Inspired by #2: what's your favorite Chuck Tingle title?

(Anonymous) 2022-08-02 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I literally cannot choose. It's like the humor is cumulative. Each one seems to make the entire lot funnier.

I Have No Butt And I Must Pound had me loling, but then immediately following that we get Not Pounded By The Admittedly Handsome Sentient Firework Display Because He Really Freaks Out My Dog, and the loling only intensified.

Also, I just saw he has one titled Absolutely No Thoughts Of Pounding During My Fun Day With This Kind T-Rex Because I'm Aromantic And Asexual And That's A Wonderfully Valid Way Of Proving Love Is Real, which I genuinely appreciate.
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Re: Inspired by #2: what's your favorite Chuck Tingle title?

[personal profile] dancingmouse 2022-08-02 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Either Pounded by President Bigfoot or Scary Stories to Tingle your Lesbian Butt.

Re: Inspired by #2: what's your favorite Chuck Tingle title?

(Anonymous) 2022-08-03 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
"Bigfoot Pirates Haunt My Balls" because it's just,,, somehow even more absurd than most of his titles.

"Slammed In The Butt By The Prehistoric Megalodon Shark Amid Accusations Of Jumping Over Him" - I've actually read this one. There is, indeed, shark fucking.
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Re: Inspired by #2: what's your favorite Chuck Tingle title?

[personal profile] kallanda_lee 2022-08-03 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
Pounded in the butt by my own butt!

Which websites have the least ammount of drama and/or are the most chill?

(Anonymous) 2022-08-02 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Inspired by Secret #5.

Re: Which websites have the least ammount of drama and/or are the most chill?

(Anonymous) 2022-08-02 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think it is specific websites per say, but more specific fandoms. My fandom on Tumblr is pretty calm, but other fandoms get really crazy on there.

Re: Which websites have the least ammount of drama and/or are the most chill?

(Anonymous) 2022-08-02 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Knitting tutorial sites.

Re: Which websites have the least ammount of drama and/or are the most chill?

(Anonymous) 2022-08-02 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I assume you mean communities?

I don't think I've ever seen ASMR drama so it's probably fairly rare and the Youtube comments are always full of uwu wholesome.

Re: Which websites have the least ammount of drama and/or are the most chill?

(Anonymous) 2022-08-02 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
blocked. blocked. blocked. all the websites are blocked. none of them are free of drama

Re: Which websites have the least ammount of drama and/or are the most chill?

(Anonymous) 2022-08-02 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Certain YouTube channels are pretty chill with the comments full of people just vibing and being positive.
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Re: Which websites have the least ammount of drama and/or are the most chill?

[personal profile] dancingmouse 2022-08-03 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
Not websites, but certain parts of the Metal Gear and Transformers Fandoms are pretty chill.

Re: Which websites have the least ammount of drama and/or are the most chill?

(Anonymous) 2022-08-03 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
my facebook stitching groups

Re: Which websites have the least ammount of drama and/or are the most chill?

(Anonymous) 2022-08-03 11:13 am (UTC)(link)
askamanager.org

Vent

(Anonymous) 2022-08-02 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Vent here

Re: Vent

(Anonymous) 2022-08-02 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Spent an hour at the pharmacy. They were training someone new. I had rewards to pay for most of my stuff and was going to put the rest on my card. She hit cash. So then they had to call a manager, refund the rewards onto a card, and start again. Only the computer wouldn't read the rewards after. So we had to switch to the other side of the store. The whole thing took so much longer than necessary. I get that mistakes happen, but it shouldn't have been that complicated to fix.

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(Anonymous) 2022-08-02 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Bummed out over how expensive my favorite protein shakes are getting with each price hike. Sigh.

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That's not what a Latte is, but okay.

(Anonymous) 2022-08-02 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, so preface: this is very trivial, and I'm not actually mad about it so much as I'm just baffled and maybe very, very minorly annoyed.

I went to Coco Fresh Juice & Tea earlier, which is a bubble tea chain, and I ordered a brown sugar pearl latte. I didn't try it until I got home, and then discovered the drink I'd been given was just milk. So I took it back, because it was an expensive drink and Coco is only like eight minutes walk from my house. But when I got there and clarified that I'd ordered a latte and I'd gotten milk, the girl on till was like, "Yeah. That is a latte. That's what you ordered."

I'm fairly good at (politely) asserting myself as a customer, so I gently pushed to have the drink replaced and they did it. But I just...?????

By definition a latte is steamed milk with espresso. If there is no espresso and you call it a latte, you are going to confuse so many people!

I am by no means a bubble tea expert (I'm not a novice but definitely not an expert either), and under most circumstances I would cede that maybe I was just ignorant of the finer points of Taiwanese beverages. But the latte (or cafe latte if you wanna be traditional) is a beverage of Italian origin, and it has a definition, and if you are calling it a latte when it's just milk and no espresso then that is...not a latte.

I am just so bemused by this.

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Re: Vent

(Anonymous) 2022-08-03 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
I'm just tired. My body feels tired. My brain feels tired. And everything hurts.

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Annoyed that I couldn't rest on my day off because I had power problems and had to get them addressed. I moved around a lot of stuff so the guy could test outlets and such and I'm fucking sore today. (I haven't been lifting weights much these last few years). I'm sore and tired and I came back to some stupid shit at work that I don't even know how to address even though they're not big things but everyone is busy and I should just be jumping on issues anyway. Except I resent being at work after not having rested well on my day off, nevermind the crap I don't know how to fix. But I should be fixing crap anyway and should know how to fix it and I can't muster up the fucks to do so. Then I feel bad because I'm a bad worker and other people have worse jobs or no jobs at all. I just want to not be such a fucking failure this week or the rest of the year.

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What are you enjoying this week?

(Anonymous) 2022-08-02 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I love working with markers, man. There is just a kind of wonderful zen to it.

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