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[ SECRET POST #2109 ]

⌈ Secret Post #2109 ⌋

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I don't need him to love anyone. I just need him to hate-fuck their brains out.

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Moving on, nothing to see here.

I honestly do not get people that ship only canon ships. (Or ships that seem like they could turn canon.) Whatever floats your boat, I guess, but branching out is what makes fandom for me.

Oh, and you're kind of an idiot.

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Prove it.

Love them? No.

But if he rapes them? I'll buy it!

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Well yeah, it's called fandom for a reason.

Ugh, it annoys me so much when people pull up that whole "pedophile" argument to bash a ship -_-#

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"people who ship snape with anyone besides lily disgust me and oh yeah btw i ship him with james"

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Well, he's a very dutiful adult, and somehow the idea of him being sexually interested in a student just seems like the sort of thing he'd find horribly wrong. Like, they're his job to teach and protect and they're all annoying mouthy little idiots, and if you suggested the notion to him he'd just give you a disgusted glare and say something about how no, no he does not.

But hey, everyone's got their own views on the matter.

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It's been so long. I kind of missed these trolly Snape secrets.

I remember back in the day when all the characters where still way underage I thought I'd try and read some chan (that's what they called underage fic in the HP fandom). It was Snape and a 12 year old Blaise. And, it was creepy as hell. I couldn't finish reading it. Now, that was a fic about a pedophile. But, the majority of fic at least ages the characters to 16.

The whole canon vs. fandom thing? Yeah, deal with it. Most of us aren't delusional and can distinguish between canon and fic.

So, let me get this straight. You are disgusted when anyone ships him with anyone other than Lily, but it's okay for you to ship him with James because it's a 'guilty pleasure'? And this isn't hypocritical douchbaggery bullshit how?

People like you disgust me. Either say and believe something with conviction and stick to it, or keep your moronic judgemental asshattery to yourself.

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I don't ship Snape with anyone, but if Draco, Harry and Hermione were over seventeen, Snape wouldn't be a pedophile.

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I think Snape/Any Student ships are very weird.

That is what I think.

I can't really imagine Snape with anyone tbh. I do find the tension between him and Harry kinda interesting (and the whole *spoilers* thing about Harry being a walking memory of Lily and how Snape wanted to look at his eyes before he died....yeah). Oh yeah, and the Half-Blood Prince film made me ship Snape/Draco a leeetle bit. But in general, I don't really get Snape ships lol (like especially Snape/Hermione - wtf is that?).

Soooo it's ok for you to ship James/Snape, but everyone else has to stick with Snape/Lily. Sorry, no Snape/Lily is creepy as fuck to me, and I don't give a fuck what anyone else ships.

Gotta admit I still prefer Sirius/Remus/Snape, I regret nothing.

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Sorry you have the wrong comm. Ship-shaming is 2 doors down, to the right.

I wonder what you thought before the whole Snape/Lily thing was revealed.

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fenm - 2012-10-11 23:28 (UTC) - Expand

Poorly worded, OP (perhaps "I don't get people who ship him with his students" would have been better) but I ultimately agree and don't really get how 99% of the fandom seems to want to ship him with whichever student they identify most with. I understand that Alan Rickman's hot, but the prevalence is strange. Snape is a douchebag. Why the sexual obsession?

But to each their own, and I seriously don't care if you ship him with Lily, James, Harry, Hermione, Dobby or the Giant Squid.

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I just feel obligated to comment with this icon here is all...

You told 'em. I bet every non Snily fic/art is being deleted RITE NAO.

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Wizards live to be two hundred or more years old. A twenty-year age difference is nothing, anon.

(Now, if you object to shipping him with people he's in a position of authority over, or shipping adults with teenagers, or shipping Snape with annoying brats he hates, that's more reasonable, I suspect he'd agree with you on that one.)

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Wait, so what's your objection to pairing Snape with characters who are closer to his own age? Do you have a problem with other people shipping Snape/James, or Snape/Sirius, or whatever?

Why does shipping Snape/James have to be a guilty pleasure? So you like the pairing. There's nothing wrong with that. It's not like Snape/Lily is canon (unless you count unrequited love as being enough to make a ship canon).

Snape/anyone just grosses me out. I feel bad for whoever they're shipping him with. He's a bitter, cruel scumbag with no sense of hygiene, they could do SO much better, all of them.

Snape/Lily is my least favourite ship. I don't judge the shippers, unless they seriously think she should have forgiven him for calling her a Mudblood and discriminating against her behind her back for years. He is fucked up.