[ SECRET POST #2192 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2192 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 032 secrets from Secret Submission Post #313.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 - posted twice ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

07. http://i.imgur.com/qSMvp.png

[(Anonymous)]

Please tell me he actually said that. Lie if you have to.

[(Anonymous)]

Why am I laughing so hard at this.

[(Anonymous)]

'white privilege' - i am so sick of reading that shit, fuck you! come live my life and tell me how privileged you feel

(sorry that it actually has nothing to do with the secret or Nick Fury. I just woke up grumpy)

[(Anonymous)]

Pretty sure it feels great.

[(Anonymous)]

oh man

[(Anonymous)]

if you are living in a white-majority country, then yes. you've got white privilege. deal with it.

maybe you're not privileged in other areas. maybe your life really is difficult. but don't say your life is difficult because you're white.

if you're not living in a white-majority country, that's different and i apologise. but i'm tired of seeing white people complain that white privilege doesn't exist just because they're marginalised in other areas.

[(Anonymous)]

"White privilege" doesn't mean "life is easy." It means "life is easier than it would be without that privilege."

http://whatever.scalzi.com/2012/05/15/straight-white-male-the-lowest-difficulty-setting-there-is/

In the role playing game known as The Real World, “Straight White Male” is the lowest difficulty setting there is.

This means that the default behaviors for almost all the non-player characters in the game are easier on you than they would be otherwise. The default barriers for completions of quests are lower. Your leveling-up thresholds come more quickly. You automatically gain entry to some parts of the map that others have to work for. The game is easier to play, automatically, and when you need help, by default it’s easier to get.

Doesn't mean you can't lose. Doesn't mean you can't struggle, can't die. Just means the whole damn game is a little (sometimes a lot) easier than it is for people working with other arrangements.

[(Anonymous)]

Look, I found an angry white person who has no fucking concept of what "white privilege" actually means!

[(Anonymous)]

Yes, but do you think you'd be better off if your situation was exactly the same in every respect except for your skin color? For some people, that's all white privilege is; it's not that they lead amazing fun lives, it's that their lives would probably suck a bit more if they weren't white. This is true of most sorts of privilege-being able-bodied, or male, or whatever. It doesn't always make someone's life better, it just prevents that life from sucking just a little bit more.

[kallanda_lee]

Thanks, OP, now I'm thinking about Nick Fury's dick.

[(Anonymous)]

me too. and genuinely, OP, thank you.

[insanenoodlyguy]

Best thread of discussion in thread.

[dazzledfirestar]

Welcome to the club. We'll get you started on a ship shortly. ;) LOL

[(Anonymous)]

Oh man, this is going to go downhill so fast.

Popcorn, anyone?

[(Anonymous)]

Reason number 6786732 why I absolutely love Samuel L. Jackson.

[exposedlikeanerve]

I wonder if you know that Jackson!Fury is based off of Ultimate!Fury which is actually based off Jackson himself? Kinda puts a damper on your whole white man morphing into a black man thing there.

Nonetheless...

*sets up camp and grabs some popcorn*

[insanenoodlyguy]

Nothing in the canon states he didn't USED to be a white man.

[gobbledigook]

What did he win by giving up his left tit/moob?

[(Anonymous)]

Well, Sam Jackson is definitely an enormous dick, I'll give you that.

[(Anonymous)]

So he gave up his "White privilege" for "fucking more white women privilege".

[math_camel]

To whom did he make this trade? Because God saw fit to grace me with a spare eye.

But no really, I will accept anything that allows Fury to keep his Cold War Spy-ness in movie canon. Anything. Except that the damn durty commies wouldn't spot the one black guy in Siberia apparently.

[intrigueing]

I would pay an entire ticket price just to hear SLJ say those two sentences on a big screen :D

[fuchsiascreams]

inb4 all the SJWs come swooping in to call you a racist piece of shit.

[(Anonymous)]

not all black guys have giant dicks, that's a bullshit stereotype.