[ SECRET POST #2634 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2634 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Lady Gaga]


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[free!, attack on titan]


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(Panic! at the Disco)


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[Anarky]


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(Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.)


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Comments

sexy tmi thread go

[(Anonymous)]

go

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[the_missing_y]

Just over 7 inches hard. ;)

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[sarillia]

Every person with a penis who has announced their size to me (for reasons I'm still not sure of; only one of them had a reason to think he would be able to use it with me) has claimed to be 7 inches.

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[(Anonymous)]

I really like to hit my spouse. And I really like it when he responds by hitting me even harder and forcing me to submit to him.

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[kallanda_lee]

Well as long as it's actually consensual on a meta level...

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[cassandraoftroy]

If there's been negotiation and a safeword in place, then have fun.

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[(Anonymous)]

I want to like porn, but I never find the guys attractive. I don't like big dicks and I don't like really manly/muscular men, so even porn that's supposed to have hot guys isn't attractive to me.

If I try to find more "girly" looking men, I just get humiliation kink stuff, and I don't care for that either.

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[(Anonymous)]

I finally bought a vibrator that I believe an anon here recommended years ago.

But I have no batteries.

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[the_missing_y]

I think that was a twilight zone episode...

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[(Anonymous)]

The battery on my favourite one ran out and I haven't had chance to get a replacement.

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[(Anonymous)]

I hate being broke and not able to buy a decent one. I just have cheap ones I got off of Amazon. And they really don't do much of anything.

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[(Anonymous)]

I have the opposite problem. I bought a rechargable vibrator and just when I need it to make the 'final push over the top' it goes ZZZzzzzzz.....

4 hours to recharge :(

Not acceptable.

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[chardmonster]

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[kallanda_lee]

10/10 would bang

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[kallanda_lee]

I just wish I got laid more. I'm cursed with always finding partners with a lower libido than me.

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[(Anonymous)]

So I had a dream where I was having sex with a man and another woman walked into the room. And then the two of us started doing it, and I wouldn't go back to the man until he begged.

Really not sure what to make of that particular dream, but its the hottest dream I've had in a long while. Like, orgasmed and still needed a cold shower in the morning to manage to go about my day hot.

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[(Anonymous)]

I ordered a couple sex toys online a couple days ago and I still feel kind of weird about it. I know I'm not supposed to feel this way but I still can't get over my guilt about masturbation and sexual things. Thanks Catholic upbringing.

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[(Anonymous)]

I really just want my boyfriend to pin me against a wall or spank me. Or both idk. But I'm pretty new at being sexually active (and so is he)so I'm still pretty shy about expressing that kinda stuff.

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[(Anonymous)]

Does anyone else get... bored when they're masturbating or fooling around with someone? Like, I keep on doing this thing where everything starts off well, I get a bit hot but not to an unbearable 'I have to keep going til I get off' level - and then I get kind of bored/tired, and give up. Like, it all seems like too much effort and I really really like sleep. Also would take cuddling over sex any day of the week.

I don't know what's wrong with me.

Anyone else like this?

Public orgasm lol

[(Anonymous)]

But I don't think anybody knew at the time. I'm a girl btw.

I lined myself up with the jacuzzi jet in a hot tub in Las Vegas and had a huge, enjoyable orgasm with my face buried in my forearm. There were a ton of people around. I did it just to see if I could. Quite a thrill!

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[(Anonymous)]

I miss having a partner who enjoys getting fucked up the ass with a strapon...so there's that.

Let's talk about big cocks

[(Anonymous)]

I hate big cocks. As in getting fucked by them. I've had experience and they're not fun.

Most porn makes me want to cross my legs and wince. Average sized cocks are much sexier, but I'll even take the weediest little cock in preference (I actually have a porn kink for those).

What I really like are cocks that do the big banana bend, or those with heads much bigger than the shafts. Those ones feel great going in and out. But apparently they're not popular in porn?

PORN LIES. WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT.

Also, have a link to a porn blog I like:
http://gaysexistheanswer.tumblr.com/

I don't like having sex with people but

[(Anonymous)]

I really enjoy masturbating. Sex with other people has never done anything for me but by myself it's more of just a fun hobby. I don't think of anything while I do it and there's nothing that really "turns me on." But sometimes I'll be bored and think "hmmm, I'll go masturbate." It's not like there's a "need" or anything I'll just think "well I can't think of anything else to do right now so why not." I don't need to have an orgasm and sometimes I'll stop before I get to that point but even without one it's still fun. I've never been sexually attracted to anyone and I don't even think I've ever felt horny. I've really wondered if I'm asexual but I'm pretty sure they don't enjoy masturbating this much. And it's not like I'm attracted to myself or anything weird like that either. I guess I'm just a total freak of nature.

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[(Anonymous)]

The other day in another TMI thread someone posted about masturbating for ten hours and not reaching orgasm.

And then immediately afterward I tried to go masturbate and couldn't cum (although I gave up after 45 minutes).

Fuck you anon. Fuck you.

You want TMI, I'll give you TMI

[(Anonymous)]

Once, after having sex with a girl who was on her period, I found a chunk of her uterine lining stuck to the head of my penis, under my foreskin. It was about three-quarters of an inch long, and purplish-red; it looked like a tiny leech on my dick.

She was actually much more freaked out about it than I was.