[ SECRET POST #499 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #499 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 18 pages, 445 secrets from Secret Submission Post #072.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 1 2 3 4 5 6 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 3 4 5 6 - too big ], [ 1 2 3 - repeat ], [ 1 2 - posted twice ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[custardpringle.livejournal.com]

10. . . . what how O_o

20. HAHA YES EXACTLY.

35. a) HP hasn't been a nice fandom in as long as I can remember. b) You're still a jerk.

58. *hugs*

70. Is it official Make Rude Assumptions About People Day? Did I miss an announcement somewhere?

74. . . . never mind, not even touching that one.

80. I don't know the fandom (SPN?), but that always bugs me most when characters with pets die :< also, that's a gorgeous cat.

tb!3. I can't decide whether that's awesome or terrifying. Or both.

70.

[vivalanaomi.livejournal.com]

Every day is Make Rude Assumptions About People Day in F_S land, you vertigo-suffering, rabid aardvark. Who is currently burning my favorite rhubarb pie!

[gaignun.livejournal.com]

77) FUCK YES LOCKE. ♥ I mean, I like the other guys just fine and think they are win, but LOCKE IS BY FAR THE BEST.

[ryuutchi.livejournal.com]

16. That's okay. I'm convinced you're an idiot.

63. Dude, it was a stupid backstory because not all kickass women (or, hell, sociopaths) have some sort of trauma. And if they DO have trauma it doesn't have to be fucking sexual abuse. Except, because it's TV sexual abuse is the only motive an awesome chick is allowed to have.
I liked it better when she was just being mean and amoral because it made her life easier when dealing with idiots.

74. Racist secret is racist! :(

80. ... I didn't think of that. D: I hope she has someone who takes care of the cat while she's off hunting down priceless artifacts to sell. Poor kitty.

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[goonies-nsd.livejournal.com]

I hope she has someone who takes care of the cat while she's off hunting down priceless artifacts to sell
Or... you know... while she's busy being meat-hooked IN HELL.

[tonko-ni.livejournal.com]

55. It's socially acceptable? People at my last job all got the same "okay... she's a little strange" look whenever I mentioned anything about online fandom. (God, I need to make flash cards explaining fanfiction and whatnot.)

62. Haha, on the fic comm that I found there's more Speed/X incest fic than not, so you're not alone (though I myself don't ship that :/ so I'm sorta grumpy about the lack of other stuff)

67. It's not that big a deal. I mean, in the sense that I don't think anyone would be too shocked. Like--all the women who write slash/yaoi know how that is--can't have m/m sex when you're not a man, after all, so it's all about learning how to write it the harder way. That said, kudos, because sometimes I'm reading a nicely-progressing piece of fic that's heading for sex and you can almost see the exact point that the author hasn't actually gone past in real life XDDD so GOOD JOB!!! Research is important!

[haleysings.livejournal.com]

07. Jane Austen? She was actually way more realistic than most of the writers of her time when it came to relationships...

09. I lived in India for a while...it's tough, all the beggars there, because you can't help them. It's like you have to become a little heartless or you go mad.

10. ...Oh my gosh that's creepy. Is that the same actress? Because they look a lot alike. O_O;

14. Bingley is awesome, too. I'd actually be happy with either, I think. (Although I'm probably more likely to do well with a Bingley...)

17 & 18 aren't showing up for me...

30. Poly! ...Boy, I feel ilke I missed something, though, I don't know how the two are related. XD;

32. ...Why is Naruto so cute as a girl? O_O

33. LOL. XD; I'm...fond of writing death scenes, so I can see myself doing something similar...

55. ...Fandom is socially excepted? News to me!

3, 51

[jukebox-hero.livejournal.com]

3. Yuugiou rocks! Any line in that show can be made horridly perverse, and I love it. XD

51. I lose respect for people that make "I lose respect" secrets. If you're gonna lose respect for someone based on an opinion they have of a fictional television show, you're not the type of person that deserves respect from anyone else.

[vore.livejournal.com]

50. Who wouldn't! I'd like to lksfjklsdf...yes.

61. Oh god me too, I fucking bawled my eyes out after finding out what happened. I just want to give him a big huglkjfkld poor James D:

69. OKAY, I SPAZZED BECAUSE IAWTC! Mhenlo is fucking hot.

[(Anonymous)]

69. SWEET. FINALLY SOMEONE WHO AGREES~ Srsly. Mhenlo is waaaay pretty. And hot. Very, very hot. *sizzles*

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[rainbow-cnxn.livejournal.com]

42) Best thing about BSG is 3. Yeah, I know. Cry moar. ;_;

46) One on the left is LittleKuriboh. No clue who the guy on the right is.

58) I really shouldn't laugh, but I am. Sorry!

64) 4chan threading is kinda retarded. If you really want some help, I could guide you through.

N!S 1) Oh holy fuck. O_O

Re: 42, 46, 58, 64, N!S 1

[rainbow-cnxn.livejournal.com]

46) Wait, is that Randall from xkcd?

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[theohsocurlyone.livejournal.com]

4: Why d'you feel that it's inevitable?

41: OH, HELL YES. Tennant + Barrowman + kilts = yum.

55: That's definitely not the same for everyone, but I've only been involved in fandom for a year or so, and I've found that I spend way too much time on the internet, and the dependence does sometimes worry me.

Still, it's a lot of time, but it's acceptable. I'll know when it gets really bad...

[antler-action.livejournal.com]

74. ...the fuck? Yeah, uh, that is kind of racist. Just a little.

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[cakewaltz.livejournal.com]

.. WHAT. D:

[kay-kitty.livejournal.com]

07. Dude, me too.

[(Anonymous)]

n!s6. Because real girl gamers don't get help. Ever.

01. ASS-SPIDERS D:

02. Word.

32. Oh god, I can just imagine.

50. I wanted to hit it more than Saucekay.

52. OH GOD LOL

64. So, can I take you to the bar?

71. OH GOD SO CUTE

[(Anonymous)]

But how does bear know what apples is.

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[sukuhov.livejournal.com]

14) OMG I love you ♥
35) Uh, lol? (I wanna watch the movie because MUHAHA CEDRIC AS EDWARD?! but I did not enjoy the Twilight books. Mostly due to Bella's character and WTF with vampires sparkling. I don't really care that the books are popular, even if I do like Harry Potter. :| What?)
65) Uh ditto :D;;; OOPS?

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[wandersfound.livejournal.com]

Lol at you for thinking that the only people who don't like Twilight are HP fans. I know plenty of people who just hate Twilight because they think it sucks, not because it's "kicking HP's ass" (which it isn't). Also... HP, a nice fandom? Wow. Sorry, I like Twilight, but I'm sick of people thinking it's the best thing ever written. Because... it's not.

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[clevermoniker.livejournal.com]

ITA a million times over. I like Twilight mostly for the lulz, and have introduced many friends to it in hopes they'd laugh with me. Imagine my shock and horror when one of them thinks it's the best thing ever and is well written.

[chiyo-no-hikari.livejournal.com]

35. For the love of god, PLEASE be a troll.

43. I listen to a lot of weird stuff too, but I think you should be proud of it! People like what they like, and anyone who gets too weirded out over something as trivial your musical tastes probably isn't that great of a friend to begin with.

48. I respect him as a chef, but I'm sorry, the whole concept behind Throwdown just makes me dislike Flay. Also, I too would like to punch him in the face for the cutting board thing. (It doesn't help that I'm an Alton Brown fangirl)

[chiixhideki.livejournal.com]

43. Hey, I'm not embarassed~ I dare to be different. I'm obsessed with Ayumi Hamasaki, and have gotten a few of my friends into her! 8)

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[(Anonymous)]

OMG, that's almost sort of sexy.

Ever since I saw it a second time I keep catching all the slightly subtle homoerotic moments, I'm a horrible person.
Robert Downey Jr's nice ass might have something to do with it. Un.

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[clevermoniker.livejournal.com]

35. TWILIGHT IS SRS BZNS!!!1 Wow. Are you 15?

55. Fandom is socially accepted?

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[(Anonymous)]

So you take an image...you post it to 4chan...and then you respond. It's pretty easy to reply to any thread, you don't even need a username or anything like that.

(also you broke rule 1 of the internet)

Re: 64

[(Anonymous)]

(no they didn't. rule 1 & 2 are "don't talk about /b/)

[sanae.livejournal.com]

45. The only reason I played as much Clannad as I did was Sunohara. I hated everyone else which eventually caused me to stop playing, but... SUNOHARA.

[sanae.livejournal.com]

Also: This secret post has taught me that Bela is dead. I don't know who Bela is, but she's dead.

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[timidity.livejournal.com]

16. LOL YOU KNOW MY SECRET SIDE JOB?

24. Dude, I went and saw that at the O2 stadium in London. Amazing venue. Shittiest musical I've ever seen in my entire life. Even worse than the stupid film.

30. I love the Die Hard films. First and fourth more than the second and third, but I like them all. ^^

32. I think I'd've kept reading Naruto if that was the case. xDD

71. Wtf is that. I keep seeing secrets about it, but I have no idea what it is. >>;

Not 71 OP

[(Anonymous)]

71. It's Mamegoma.

[laserdragon.livejournal.com]

62. Come, friend, let us ride in my hand basket together! Actually, no, I don't ship it ship it. I like it just the way the show was, with Speed having a massive boycrush on X and X is like "Uh... awkward. X8|"

65. I bet he would program the robots to top.

65 OP

[wiltingflower.livejournal.com]

Yes, and that's why I ship it. >D

[misty-days.livejournal.com]

35. Lol, you have got to be kidding me.

46. Playing childrens card games as stick figures.
Hn... is the current world able to handle such epicness? D:

61

[immoral-cascade.livejournal.com]

61. :( Poor James. I think there's a difference, though, between what he did and what the other characters you mentioned have done.

Also, HELL YES ROCK ON SPEED RACER SECRETS. >D I love that freaking movie. Younger!Rex Speeder is foxy.