[ SECRET POST #499 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #499 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 18 pages, 445 secrets from Secret Submission Post #072.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 1 2 3 4 5 6 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 3 4 5 6 - too big ], [ 1 2 3 - repeat ], [ 1 2 - posted twice ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[solesakuma]

07. For me it was different: when I read her, I finally found someone who had the same warped ideas about relationships I have!

14. I'm a girl yet I want a Lizzie to my Darcy. But I'm short, blonde, not exactly handsome and I don't make 10,000 a year. XP

20. WORD. She's such a Mary Sue but... awesome.

26,46

[adoricrack.livejournal.com]

26. I prefer them either way: as friends only, RikuxSora, SoraxKairi, RikuxKairi, or all three of them together. So..I guess you're sorta not alone? But I do understand what you mean by one of them feeling a bit weird hanging around if the two of them are dating. There's so many fics out there that have two of them dating and the other getting jealous or refuse to be friends with them and that's really sad. But, I would like to think that they'll love each other matter if they're just friends or together-because their bond is just that strong and wouldn't let anything like that become between them.

46. One is Martin aka LittleKuriboh. Um...the other not so sure...I'm guessing the one that does Naruto Abridged Series? ._.

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[briteskies.livejournal.com]

Me too. I can't help it I guess. But yeah. I totally do too.

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[sammywhatammy]

I SPY RON PERLMAN ♥ He's a sexy beast. Especially his voice. Ughjdkflgjhd ♥

Re: 2

[(Anonymous)]

I'm so glad that I'm not the only one who thinks so. <3

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[paperclipchains.livejournal.com]

09. That scene gave me nightmares for years.

35. Bitter much? That is a fucking bizzare assumption.

48. I hate Bobby Flay. I have no idea why. I think his mannerisms just bother me or something.

55. In what social circles is writing porny fanfiction an acceptable excuse for internet addiction? Bzuh?

67. They'd be like "OMG ME TOO"

Re: 09, 35, 48, 67

[(Anonymous)]

48. Yeah I've never liked him either for some reason.

12, 16, 23, 63, 76, 78

[cyanglow]

Bela secrets day?

12. IAWTS
16. LOL WHAT? Oh noes, someone has a different opinion than I do; that totally means they have an agenda!
23. :D
63. While I agree with your second point, I don't see how having sympathy makes one a hypocrite.
76. That is one drool-worthy picture.
78. I want one too.

16 OP

[(Anonymous)]

... or it could mean I was joking. Plus, the opportunity to use the word "spies" doesn't happen often. =oD

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[stamina.livejournal.com]

.... ditto.

[gyllespi.livejournal.com]

09. Oh god, JCSS secret. I feel you, anon. ;_;

58. I lol'd. And then I felt terrible. And then I lol'd again.

65. YES YES YES OH HOLY GOD YES. Paul Bettany's sexy voice is for the motherfucking win. Not to mention things like "it'd go much more smoothly if you stopped moving" and "be gentle, this is my first time," I mean seriously. Robo-hands are also love. (And I thought I was the only one... F!S, you prove me wrong on almost a daily basis. Thanks.)

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[wiltingflower.livejournal.com]

You are very welcome! YOU ARE NEVER THE ONLY ONE WITH DIRTYBADWRONG PAIRINGS! And yeah, the "be gentle, this is my first time" line is what got me. We need fic for this, ASAP!

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[lovedforaday.livejournal.com]

Netflix? You don't have to buy the old series. I have a couple classic!Who episodes at home right now.

[dia-aren-marie.livejournal.com]

06 - Hahaha oh, my gosh. Are you me? Because that's exactly what happened to me just a month ago! ... exceeeept replace "show" with "band" and we're all set. XD

Whatever happens, I wish you good luck...!

15 - AHAHAHAHAHAHA WHYYYYY

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DAMNIT NOW I WANT CAPCOM TO MAKE GODOT TOASTER AN OFFICIAL PIECE OF MERCHANDISE

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[zidane.livejournal.com]

02. Unf. Paul Giamatti. I WOULD GO THERE. OH YES I WOULD.

25. I watched a lot of Speed Racer while I was learning how to drive! I always think of the show when I have to drive over Highway 17 to Santa Cruz. That thing is all crazy curves and potential landslides. No ninjas on motorcycles, though. At least not yet.

69. GUILD WARS SECRET?!?!!?

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[(Anonymous)]

YES! It kind of had to be done. :D

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[lenin.livejournal.com]

email it to them! i bet it'll be up on the site by next update.

[nickel-dust.livejournal.com]

35. Uh. Okay?

41. :D This secret made me smile so hard. xD *Scottish*

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[moebot.livejournal.com]

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

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[ponzis-ruin.livejournal.com]

I loled. Awesome reaction.

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[cheesydorito.livejournal.com]

SYLAR IS TOO HAIRY TO HAVE SEX.

DUH, GUYS. DUH. >:C

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[anbyrobanby.livejournal.com]

PEOPLE WITH BODY HAIR CAN'T HAVE SEX OBVIOUSLY.

WHY DO YOU THINK CHINA'S SO OVERPOPULATED OMG OMG OMG.

>_______________>

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[jyusan.livejournal.com]

I only managed to watch one season of Lost, but during that time I was already obsessed with Locke, I think he is the badassest of all, the others can't even compare. So hurray for you! :)

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[rewritten.livejournal.com]

What's there not to get? Go to one of the boards (/a/, /v/, /m/, maybe /b/ if you like that kind of stuff, /c/ /cm/, if you're really just looking for pictures; /y/ & /h/ for the porn)

Then lurk. The only thing you're really missing out on are the memes, I guess. Anonymous is still a huge faggot.

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[(Anonymous)]

I think it's mostly the appeal/humour the OP doesn't understand. You either get 4chan humour or you don't.

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[infinite-beauty.livejournal.com]

20. I loved Genny! I thought she was sweet and fun and she made the Doctor think about whether a clone could be considered 'human' or 'real'. Plus, it gave us an opportunity for more backstory!

35. I liked the last Harry Potter book, and dislike Twilight immensely. I think it had a lot of potential as an idea, but it was so poorly executed that I can't read it without wanting to hurt something. Also: Harry Potter fandom is nice? News to me!

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[antiva.livejournal.com]

NOEZ ARACHNAPHOBIA

The only movie that ever genuinely scared me after the movie was over. Spiders. Everywhere.

;alkdhfsdf

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[(Anonymous)]

I WAS SO FREAKED OUT OMGGGGG D8

[vivalanaomi.livejournal.com]

16. I want to be a network internet spy. Does it pay well? Can I wear a catsuit? Could I be, like, a ninja?

19. Um… have you been in the Harry Potter fandom? I thought I was alone in that Ron is my favorite character.

20. Fuck putting Sue labels on canon characters! Seriously. It’s one of the most depressing things in fandom, It’s like saying that there’s something wrong for women to be unworldly heroes. I say you like that Jenny, and you like her hard, and you refuse to be made to feel guilty for that.

Meanwhile, I’ll be here creeped out by Jenny’s baby teeth.

32. Girl!Naruto is so cute!

49. OMG, Suikoden V secret!

63. I don’t think that’s how hypocrisy works.

74. “I know he’s only hairy because he’s jewish”

Huh?

Abraham: Step right up, step right up! Become one of the Chosen People, join a convenient with G#D, get hair on your lower back! Now for the ladies, too! Comes with free tweezer for the geezers!
Girl: Ooh, ooh! Let me in, let me in! I’m allergic to shellfish, anyways!
* Pop *
Girl: Puberty was so much fun, I did it twice!

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[goonies-nsd.livejournal.com]

Spies are cool! Specially ninja ones! "Hi, my name is Belicia Berica, and I'm totally not a spy, why would you even think that?!" *ninjastarfling*

[neko-chan09.livejournal.com]

78. Lol, I still have my wormmon plushie. :D

[cyanglow]

Not the OP, but where did you get it? I've got a V-mon but have never seen a Wormmon plush. :)

[threepwillow.livejournal.com]

31: Fucking Applegate. D:

65: I'd read it. :O

67: Same here! I mean, I don't straight-up steal from other writers, but most of what I know about writing porn I've learned from reading other people's porn. :/

68: My high school did Big River and I started shipping the Tom actor/the Huck actor. It didn't help that their choreography was gayer than gay and that the guy playing Huck had been ~experimenting~ for a while.

72: ............is that aaron dismuke fuck

76: damnit, Weasley twins DO need to fuck. srsly.

77: My three favorite characters are Desmond, Faraday and Ben. Does that make me weird? :/

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[haleysings.livejournal.com]

Wait, what, that's Aaraon Dismuke?!

...*shudder* Oh man, I can't think of him as anything but a cute little kid, so seeing an "I'd hit it" secret for him scares me.

[jading.livejournal.com]

15. OH MY LORD. That's hilarious.

16. LOL. I hate Bela. That's pretty funny, and could totally be true ;P

33. I AGREE. HIS DEATH WAS PATHETIC. TOO PATHETIC FOR AN AWESOME CHARACTER LIKE HIM. ):

38. WHERE IS THE FANDOM? I'd join....

55. Same. (:

77. Jack > John > Sayid > Sawyer. He's second?

79. I READ THE FIRST BOOK. (it seriously has a fandom???)

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[ponzis-ruin.livejournal.com]

Jack and John having manly crying showdowns are my favorite.

[gyllespi.livejournal.com]

Not!Secret 1. Oh jesus god what was that for.

[(Anonymous)]

ha ha ha ha ha

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[spiletta42.livejournal.com]

22 -- You really REALLY need to watch the rest! Daniel just keeps getting better, and by better I don't mean less geeky. Catch up, you won't be sorry. (Also, I'm a big Daniel fan, but that doesn't mean I hate the rest of the cast. What's up with that?)

31 -- Worst. Ending. Ever. I'm so glad I wrote my fic before the series reached that point. Mine ends happy.

43 -- Your secret makes me want to fill mine up with all the weirdest crap I can find and leave it laying around places. Well, scratch that first part, because my playlist can't possibly get weirder.

70 -- Me too. Plus, the friendship Cam and Vala have is all the more interesting for not having any romantic chemistry.