[ SECRET POST #500 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #500 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 15 pages, 356 secrets from Secret Submission Post #072.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 2 - broken links ], [ 12 3 4 - not!secrets ], [ 1 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 3 4 - too big ], [ 1 - repeat ], [ 1 - posted twice ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

11, 42

[abrandnewboom.livejournal.com]

11. Awwww Cloverfield. Your hype was so good. :3
42. XDDDD I'm learning French through translating Alex Rider slash into English. It kind of breaks my brain a little.

[kateorman.livejournal.com]

64. OCs are a hard sell. People aren't reading fanfic to read about your original characters. So you've got to pull out all stops to grab their interest. Mind you, I hope your fics aren't as hard to read as your secret. Aardvarks?

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[tinyammmy]

Me too. I completely thought I was the only one.

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[tomeka04.livejournal.com]

I know what you mean - most of my school actually is very anti-Disney, my self included....

2, 10, 14, 25, 26, 33, 34, 40, 43,

[lanjelin.livejournal.com]

2: I know bashing is incredibly vexing, but in this case you're only really punishing yourself. The manga really is awesome (I love the anime too, though).

10: I don't know, I'm pretty serious about some of my ships, in that I don't want to see them with anybody else. That other people disagre doesn't bother me at all (in fact, I prefer diverse fandoms, it makes them more vital).

14: Well, manga and anime have all the genres of regular books and films, and then some. It would be hard to hate them all, I think!

25: Nononono, it's not masturbation! They're not like all the other nobodies, right? They're special, it's even in the canon! I have this elaborate plot for them to work in a canon-compatible fanfic, even...

26: Hah, Japanese? Try the other one, it's got bells on. Protip: if you're going to play the xenophobic Japanese card, be sure to include disdain for the rest of south and east Asia, hm? Especially Korea.

33: That's some amazing statistics you've got there (and I thought the actor who plays Mohinder is one of the most fangirled televison characters right now?).

34: Fans who believe they're going to end up with their idol have bigger problems than the basic fact that it's never going to happen, you know...

40: She'd be AMAZING.

43: Two things: First, what fandoms have you been in? I started out in GW, FFVII and YYH about eleven years ago, and they were just as filled with sex as any new fandom. Second, what's wrong with sex? It's a perfectly natural human activity.

Re:43

[paperclipchains.livejournal.com]

Yeah. And the way people go on about it is irritating. And it tends to eclipse all the more interesting perfectly natural human activities that characters can engage in. There's nothing wrong with sex, there's plenty wrong with oversaturation.

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[stormithe.livejournal.com]

Interesting, because I hate it when Asians think they are superior cosplayers because they are Asian. Even when the characters they are cosplaying do not live in Asia or are not of Asian descent. Sure, non-Asians may not be the best Japanese schoolgirls, but just because you're Asian doesn't mean you're the best cosplayer for everything. And I've seen a lot of crappy Asians cosplay, so what makes you so goddamn elite? Geez :/

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[paperclipchains.livejournal.com]

33. I don't really understand the complaint, but I'd like to.

43. It's really not that much fun. It annoys me.

55. I had a lot of friends with this attitude. I j ust hope you have reasons for thinking you could do it better.

72. Because it's lame to take someone's work, re-upload it to YouTube, and then have half the people watching it think it's someone else's. It's their work. It should be theirs to distribute.

72 OP

[(Anonymous)]

Never mind the fact that the authors complain even if the YouTube mirrors give clear, proper credit and link to the original.
Really. What's so bad about getting more exposure? Not everyone goes to Newgrounds.

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[(Anonymous)]

lol, wank or delusional, retarded weeaboo.

i don't even know who that is, but i will find out, and i will keep tabs on him.

and when he never hooks up with you, i'll be laughing at your pathetic little self.

Re: 34

[rmarques.livejournal.com]

His name is Oguri Shun (http://wiki.d-addicts.com/Oguri_Shun).

[rmarques.livejournal.com]

Because we all know that Asian Cosplayers are all sparkly beautiful people, that ALWAYS look 100% accurate and have the ttly right figure!!1!one

(http://s17.photobucket.com/albums/b67/RMarques/?action=view&current=100_3080-1.jpg)

Woops... Guess not.

[(Anonymous)]

Not to agree with the secret (I don't, it's totally wanktacular), but I don't see a thing wrong with those cosplayers.

[rewritten.livejournal.com]

34. LOL WUT.

46. Yes, yes we do. Genderbend!Haruhi > *
It's pretty much the best thing to come out of Haruhi.
Then again-- it's about the only series I've totally fallen inlove with the genderbend characters of.

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[meagenimage.livejournal.com]

Yuuki/Kyonko!!!!111oneoneone

[(Anonymous)]

26. Lol, anyone who cosplays needs to get their head examined, so no worries.

30. WHOAAA NELLLLLY!

[lunchy.livejournal.com]

Yay! More trolls! It's like Christmas!

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[immortality.livejournal.com]

*shrugs*

That's cool.

But I'm curious as to why.

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[(Anonymous)]

I found it boring and so repetitive. I liked the artwork and that was it.

[http://users.livejournal.com/___sasuka/]

23 yes :( :( :(

[post-position.livejournal.com]

26. Lame trolly racism is very lame.
75. ...I wish people didn't ship this, although I respect your right to. It just severly creeps me out, and I'm rarely squicked @.@

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[(Anonymous)]

Well, rock on?

I mean, I'm a humongous Disney nerd, but I just felt like piping up so you don't start hating people who like Disney because they're being douchebags about it here. :D?

[bip-bebop.livejournal.com]

26. I PERSONALLY HATE IT WHEN AN ASIAN COSPLAYS A NON-ASIAN CHARACTER OR LISTENS TO NON-ASIAN MUSIC OR WEARS NON-ASIAN CLOTHES DAMN AMERIPHILE WANNABES AND NOT ALL CHARACTERS ARE SCHOOLGIRLS ANYWAY SO GET OVER YOURSELF. ETCETCETC WANKWANKWANK.
/No really, shut up. It's stupid to want to hog a culture all for yourself just because you were born into it and think it's blasphemy for anyone else to like it. Whatever happened to "it's a small world" and what have you? People's interests span over millions of subjects, god forbid one of them be your precious culture. They aren't hurting it, are they? Just go on thinking you're superior and revel in the fact that so many want to be you or whatever, and enjoy your narrow-mindedness.

46. I like genderswap cosplays and fanarts, but wow, fanfic AND doujinshi? The most I've ever seen are silly crack humor doujins and things written for kink memes. There are serious genderswap fanfictions? I'm strangely intrigued o-O

Genderswap doujin

[velvet-mace.livejournal.com]

Oh oh yes! I collect them (when I can get them -- my friend loves them even more than me, but she lets me read hers.) Some of them are totally unbelieveably hot.

There are also serious genderswap fanfiction. I've written a couple that are deadly serious works of horror and drama.

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[briarwolf.livejournal.com]

OMG SERIOUSLY!

These shows are created in Japan, so obviously Asians are the only ones that should be dressing up like that. At the theatre the other day, I totally saw these people dressing up as Romeo and Juliet and couldn't believe they'd pollute the beauty of Romeo x Juliet that way. Hand to God, they weren't even speaking Japanese, and the guy dressed as Romeo was of African descent. I couldn't believe my eyes.

(On a note more honest... OMGLOL @ the utter fail of the OP.)

[king.livejournal.com]

26. Other races like my shit? I want to feel better than them because I have no other reason to like myself? It doesn't really matter in the end?
NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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[o-deanna.livejournal.com]

77 - No, I agree! I hate 10/Rose, she's just not the kind of girl he'd love ;__;. She's not quirky enough.

Re: 77

[postal152.livejournal.com]

Ohh, you've got it! She's missing the necessary quirkiness! Ha, I'd been trying to figure out what it was about Ten/Rose that I disliked so much.

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[kaze-taco.livejournal.com]

So, next time I see a Japanese person cosplaying as someone from an American comic that takes place in a Western setting I should scream, "FUCKING ALIEN!"? I don't think so. Get off your high horse, pig.

[himhilien.livejournal.com]

18. XD

26. Dumbass.

44. It sure as hell has some self entitled fanbrats in it and has some issues. However, it sure as fuck isn't the wankiest fandom ever.

77. I ship Nine/Rose and really loathed the Ten/Rose dramafest. But I prefer the Doctor/companion relationships to be more like what Ten and Donna have.

[(Anonymous)]

Nah, "wankiest ever" was a hyperbole. Secrets need impact!

[chiyo-no-hikari.livejournal.com]

32. I would just like to note how wonderful it is that such a glorious secret as this fell upon F!S's 500th post. It's like a birthday present!

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[doll-grrrl.livejournal.com]

So? WTF is wrong with white ppl dressing up like cartoon or video game characters for the shit of it? Is the fun of dressing up in costumes azn only? If people wanna look like morons in their Naruto gear who gives a fuck? The only thing they need to stop doing is using asian words and calling themselves xxx-chan or whatnot. Also, white girls in lolita/fruits and all that BS please fall off the face of the earth. And that goes for the hXc azn chick that brought it up. thnx.

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[doll-grrrl.livejournal.com]

oh yea, one more thing. Whoever did #59, I LOL at you. Please post your picture next time, I'm sure its even more hillarious than your confession!

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[obsessionful.livejournal.com]

11. Cloverfield. Is. Such. Amazing. Love. [-creepy fangirl who's been following it since last July-]

21. The only reason I like Step Up better is because I absolutely cannot stand Julia Stiles' lack of acting ability. It drives me CRAZY.

48. Me too. ME. TOO. Except, I'm definitely more partial to the first girl. And I'm a lesbian. So.

73. Gasp.

OP of 73

[(Anonymous)]

Is my sarcasm detector going off, of is it just faulty?

[visuals.livejournal.com]

26. Oh, okay. I think this will fly. To be fair, though, here's the characters that Japanese people can't cosplay:

Eurofags (Near, Matt, L, Mello, Trowa Barton, the cast of Hellsing)
Token American characters (Duo Maxwell)
Other Asians (Anthy, Quatre Winner, Chun Li, Chang Wufei)
Characters from AU-settings like Cowboy Bebop and Naruto (ninjaland != Japan)
Characters from settings that are not specified
Aliens (Yuki Nagato, the girls from Tenchi Muyo!, the cast of Dragonball Z)
Buxom characters (Orihime, Sailorjupiter)
Characters that are part-Caucasian (Tamaki from Ouran, Asuka from Evangelion)
Robots (Chii, Megaman)
Characters with hair colours unnatural to Japanese (everyone else)

There, now that we've got that sorted out...

Sit down and shut up, douche.