[ SECRET POST #501 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #501 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 11 pages, 266 secrets from Secret Submission Post #072.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 1 2 3 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 1 - seizure inducing ], [ 1 2 3 4 5 - repeat ], [ 1 2 - posted twice ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

28,43, 53, 71, 72

[fawned.livejournal.com]

28 - If you liked that, you'll love this.

(http://fapomatic.com/show.php?loc=0820&f=1211100449164.jpg)

43 - Where does that picture in the top right corner come from? I remember the episode but I do not remember the promotional art. Nina squeezed between two sets of breasts = DO FUCKING WANT. I bet I can find it on Minitokyo...

53 - Lol, don't worry about it, it bugged me too. Susan makes me incredibly sad, and the movie only made it worse. Poor Susan.

71 - My sis and I spend way too much time together. I wouldn't worry too much about it affecting other relationships too much - I think it's healthy to grow closer with your siblings and family as you get older.

72 - I hated him because I HAD TO PLAY WITH HIM FOR SO FUCKING LONG. Where's my goddamned Sora, damn it. =C And I had to kill like anorexic pedophiles and it was lame and I hated my life and it took me days to motivate myself to get past the beginning. And then I found out the rest of the game sucked almost as much as the Roxas part did and I was PISSED. /rant

[athousandwinds.livejournal.com]

66. *hugs* Please talk to someone in RL, and keep posting secrets if that's what works.

31

[(Anonymous)]

Woo! You finally got some decent taste in guys.

Re: 31

[callmejude.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, that's what my roommates said. XD

[pavonine.livejournal.com]

02. LOL FURFAGFAG

I don't know, I was aiming for clever and ended up juvenile.

28. "its like water but clear"

Also, LOL IT'S A TRAP!

A+!

37. Yeah, the Meg!hate gets old after a while.

53. I was shipping Caspian/Peter all throughout the movie. Haven't read the book, but I heard this wasn't in the original novel at all, but now I just can't get it out of my head.

60. Necrophilia's probably more House's thing than Wilson's, though. OHSHI--

69. House could always screw a hooker; every good fan knows this. I don't think Wilson's going anywhere anytime soon.

79. They reproduce by budding.

Also, same way.

60

[callmejude.livejournal.com]

ZOMG. I'd say something like "too soon" or "in bad taste," but I cackled, so I guess it'd be hypocritical. XDD

-OP

66

[xreddestinyx.livejournal.com]

That's what I used to do. But now that I've dropped out of college, I feel like there are other reasons to live. So now I post for fun!

LOTS OF EM

[pariah164.livejournal.com]

03. YYYYY WORD. SO MUCH WORD.
14. This seems relevant to my interests. Tell me more.
28. LOL
31. I'm right there with ya, hon. TRUST ME.
40. Eeee Houshin Engi~ ♥
41. I agree with this. So hard.
54. YOUR HOUSE FONT. I WANTS IT.
58. As well you should. :|b
64. LOL what a troll. CRY MOAR.
65. Again, troll. Man, they're just coming out of the woodwork! Seriously, I'd like to know why you hate him, if you're not a troll. Let's talk, OP.
68. I feel the same way... But I end up buying the figures anyway.
72. IAWTS. You are not alone~!

65

[ineedbothhands.livejournal.com]

(lolirony, etc etc)

Nah, as much as it hurts me in my soul, Junpei gets a fair amount of hate. Most of what I've seen place the blame on his inferiority complex and his jealousy.

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[karmadownurgun]

Huuuuuge build up, little pay off. :/

49 OP

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah. Your comment pretty much sums up my feelings.

[callmejude.livejournal.com]

07. I may get bitched out for this myself, but: this secret made me smile. :)

22. ♥ :D

46. Okay, troll or not: sometimes, I agree that going against canon (especially with some pairings) makes me go: "WTF" - but I mean, why is it any of your business what other people like to ship? Sometimes people ship non-canon pairings just because they like it that way - it allows them more imagination and creativity in fanfics, fanart, and they like looking between the lines, rather than at the obvious lovefest. I mean, yeah, Juno/Mark is kinda...oO; but that doesn't mean people are stupid if they ship it. Everyone has their kinks.

59. I watched and loved That 70's Show, but I never really thought that guy was all that great. My favourite has always been Topher Grace - he's much more my type. XD But, I've seen Kutcher before (either certain times in movies, or previews for ones I didn't see) and thought, "yeah, he's pretty attractive." I have the same reaction to most "heartthrob" men, like Brad Pitt and Crazy Whatshisface...Tom Cruise. *shrugs* They're not my cup of tea, but that doesn't mean their ugly, I guess.

69. SO MUCH LOVE FOR YOU, OP!!!! I mean, I ship, them, yeah, but more important to me than the slash is the fact that their friendship means so much to both of them - the finale made me cry for about a million reasons, but my top one? Exactly what your fear is. I want them to be okay after this - as much as House pretends to hate people (and as much as other people like him, despite what an ass he is...like Cuddy, Cameron, Chase, Kutner...) he needs Wilson. If Wilson leaves him, he'll never make it. Romance or no, Wilson's more important to House than even Stacy was - he was willing to risk his life (and very nearly killed himself) to make Wilson happy...that's more than he ever did for Stacy. If Wilson leaves, House won't be able to cope. I don't think they'll take Wilson away from him, though. I don't think he'll be able to say mad at him - I mean, honestly, none of it was really his fault.

77. Aw, I'm sure you'll find one. There are much worse things than being like Toph. Toph is freaking awesome, after all. :)

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[penelopeblack.livejournal.com]

... Have you never been in a fandom before or something? Bitching about how a ship won't end well for the two characters? Really?

[wasabi-girl1.livejournal.com]

#60 - They are an amazing OT3! :)

#83 - I thought it was kinda meh.

#6

[flow.livejournal.com]

06) My list will probably think this is me. :D

But yeah, the whole change in direction with the crow's blood and the pairing swap caught me completely off-guard. Definitely preferred them as friends.

#6 OP

[(Anonymous)]

:D It makes me happy there's someone else who didn't care for it. ♥ Ahaha, my f-list probably doesn't suspect because I just don't talk about it ever. XD;

07, 08, 37, 46, 48, 53, 64

[(Anonymous)]

07. Absolutely you'll get bitched at, and for good reason. Juno is a wonderful movie, but in the end, it's just that: a movie. If finding good adoptive parents were that easy IRL, there would be far fewer orphanges. Hate to burst your bubble, but that's the fucking truth of it.

08. No, you're right. But the nationalism is hardly played as something that is good in and of itself. That's one thing about that show; there are no real 'good guys', unless you count the civilians. Almost everybody is willing to do crazy-ass, inhumane shit to get what they want.

37. Fucking word. That shit is annoying. (Which is why the writers keep it up, probably.)

46. Your entitlement complex is quite big. No, I'm being a bit too nice: You have a fucking GIANT entitlement complex. Cry moar.

48. I thought that was the whole point. It certainly wasn't serious bussiness.

53. I am not ashamed to admit that the romantic spin made me squee. The fact is, being saved ONCE does not a damsel make.

64. I'm sorry, I was too distracted by the amazing FMP fanart to read your secret.

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[paperclipchains.livejournal.com]

They basically completely undermined her and her character in order to make Caspian look like Prince Charming, because obviously they couldn't develop a relationship any other way. It was pretty lame. She was doing fine against those horsemen and had a good 30 feet between them and her, then when there's like ONE left, it suddenly teleports 30 feet forward before she can snipe the damned thing just so Caspian can show up and do something useful/"romantic." The whole thing could have been evaded if they'd spent less time making Peter shout things and CGing would-be epic swordfights and spent some time developing the relationship they decided to throw in there at the last minute.

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[buddha-loves-me.livejournal.com]

31. ASHDGIAHSDGAFHSG YES. I LOVED HIS ARMS WTF.

...I'm kind of ashamed of how attracted to him I was during that movie. I've always been a fan of Robert Downy Jr. But seriously, wtf.


37. Oh god, did I make this secret in my sleep? I HATE how everybody in the show is mean to Meg. Sure, it's supposed to be looool hilarious!11 or whatever the fuck, but it's not.

And when the series first started that wasn't the case at all, people were nice to her, and I think even Louis admitted that she loved her, IIRC. So the sudden switch to the lolarious omg we hate you now!11 bullshit always pissed me off.

Or maybe I'm overreacting.

21, 24, 27, 35, 46, 61

[mrbnatural.livejournal.com]

21. Haaaaaa. I agree.

24. Slashy war epic? I feel like a fool for not having seen this yet. O__o I SUCK!!

27. EVERYTHING ELSE ASIDE, yes. The SS uniforms were cut reeeeally nice. Marlon Brando was decked out in one for one of his films (YOUNG Brando, btw) and I almost died from hot. Also BOB FTW!!!!

35. That made me laaaaugh and then go "awww". <3 I support your kinky fic.

46. Don't take it so seriously. Mark and Juno had a weird kind of chemistry, and even if in the movie it was one sided, that's what fic is FOR. Experiencing things that didn't happen in the movie. O__o If you want canon and ONLY canon and nothing other than canon, watch the movie. Don't get your panties in a wad over something someone else wrote *~*~FOR FUN~*~*.

61. Man, me too. ;__; I was such an emo waste back in the day. Why ONLY NOW do I see the fun in being part of the team?

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[skyearth85.livejournal.com]

indeed ^_-
And I still think that the German Colonel was flirty with Winters XD

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[irrisia.livejournal.com]

No, you're not.

It's a bit convoluted, but Death is why I wear an ankh to remind myself to keep living. *shrug*

[minionofspot.livejournal.com]

2;; I don't get what the big deal about it is, really. o-o

17;; That's so sweet...good luck at your new job! ^^

47;; I don't have anything to say on the secret itself, but you get credit for the proper usage of you're and your.

[(Anonymous)]

The job's finished now (it was a four-month work program), and I ended up rocking it hard. ^^ Thank you!

[kuromitsu.livejournal.com]

Wow, many "sucks to be you" and "not touching this" secrets today.

27 - mmm, German uniforms. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
28 - you're not alone XD
55 - haha, I hate when that happens. My English and Japanese speaking style is always influenced by what I'm reading/watching at the moment. Lately I've been watching lots of Bleach (for work), and I sometimes I find myself using Ichigo's speech patterns which is just embarrassing. :D
65 - what is this show?
67 - yes, dammit.
68 - I don't like loli, but that figure is adorable. And I know where you're coming from - there are tons of figures I'd love to buy, but my mom likes to make surprise visits, and she would wonder why I have figures of busty ladies in various stages of undressing on my shelf. :/

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[ineedbothhands.livejournal.com]

RP JOURNAL OF IRONIC IRONY

It's a video game. Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 3

[srsfnbsns.livejournal.com]

2. Isn't this a repeat?

5. Ha ha ha! That sounds awesomely bad.

7. I haven't seen the movie. I'm pro-choice. I think you should be able to choose. I don't think that abortion is always the right choice, but you should have that. I think that everyone needs to read "The Only Moral Abortion is My Abortion" When the Anti-Choice Choose (http://mypage.direct.ca/w/writer/anti-tales.html) before they climb up on a pedestal and tell everyone else what to do with their bodies.

9. I joined a few friending memes a few months back and no one responded to me or added me, I had to hunt them down....but after all was said and done, I regretted adding them in the first place because I ended up with some real losers that I usually wouldn't associate with and I'm not mean enough to drop them out-right. So yeah, don't complain too much, you're better off without them!

31. There needs to be more of this in fandom. More I say! The men keep getting emasculated and I do not like that at all! Give me more testosterone dammit!

33. Agreed. If you can't shake things up, don't bother.

64. If it's not pocky, it's a chip. If it's not a chip, it's a pretzel. If it's not a pretzel, it's a fucking twizzler. In conclusion, this particular post/situation has been around far longer than pocky. Pocky is tasty and you're a fucking moron for thinking that people can only do something when Japanese fanartists do it.

67. Blah blah blah. Art is subjective. STFU

68. Aww. It's cute. I'd buy it cause it's cute. I don't look at it and go "Wow, that's hot! Whoever owns this must masturbate to it." -_-

[(Anonymous)]

67. Your butthurt is showing. :V

[klytaemnestra.livejournal.com]

19. Lol. I'm a former fan of the band and while I haven't touched a place like that in about six or seven years, I totally agree. Are there any of the slashers hanging around? I swear they were a riot act the way they tried to write these deep and meaningful fanfics exploring God and religion and music with a nice side of hardcore gay sex. Talk about a bunch of pretentious wankers.

83. No. Most series like that are bodice ripping garbage. Don't get me started on Phillippa Gregory.

83

[gaslight-1975.livejournal.com]

I've honestly tried to read Phillippa Gregory - I couldn't get past page 40 in some post WW1 novel, and I did manage to finish A Respectable Trade, but only because it was so godawfully hilarious in its mediocrity.

I'll give her Tudor books a whirl, but I'm not hopeful. I assume that's the bodice ripping garbage you're referring to? Oh joy. :-\

64

[inu-no-kokoro.livejournal.com]

64 - Pocky went out of style...? Excuse me what? Oh darn, did cheez-its go out too? I've gotta remember to keep them out of my fanart if I want to be taken srsly.

Go outside or something.

Re: 64

[paperclipchains.livejournal.com]

Honestly.

41, 53

[yume-no-kage.livejournal.com]

41. You'd be surprised. I've been respected in religious discussions using barely more than theories and concepts from comics, a few books, and the movie Dogma.

53. AUGH I KNOW. My friend and I were wtf'ing throughout various bits of the movie when they started playing up the Caspian/Susan subtext. She did have a bit of the 'sensible' Susan that we knoe from the novels, but she got her badass moments in too while fighting. I'm also annoyed about the castle scene. *mutters*

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[j-a-lie.livejournal.com]

I can only say, same here. I don't know if that's helping or not. Well you can always friend me.

72

[ormery.livejournal.com]

Dude, feeling sorry for Roxas is the whole point of playing KH2 as far as I'm concerned >_>; There are reasons I can't usually get very far past Twilight Town and they mostly involve the fact that MY EYES ARE TOO BLURRED WITH TEARS TO SEE WHAT I'M DOING

honestly sometimes not even the promise of Sora being too repeatedly and violently adorable for his own good can keep me going :\ IT'S JUST SO MANY KINDS OF NOT FAIR

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[tricolora.livejournal.com]

Oh, fuck the femmenazi sayers. Seriously, I'm so with you, and anyone who disagrees is in complete denial of how little headway feminism's made in the last hundred years.

Re: 53

[asmaria.livejournal.com]

What if we're not in denial of it but just were really rooting for that kiss? :\a *a romantic and not ashamed of it*

I can sympathize with the secret, but I don't see how feeling otherwise means I don't understand. ;;

9, 20, 28

[asgaja.livejournal.com]

09: You're not alone. Not that I can't say I'm too sad about it anymore.
20: Uhu, it's really sad. She's so damn gorgeous as she is.
28: ...lol.