[ SECRET POST #534 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #534 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

Warning #2: Sinks, drains, men, women, characters, chewed pencils, glasses, hair, clothing, ties, sunglasses, jackets, guns, scarves, suits, cat eyes, capslock, American flags, earrings, food, eyepatches, red string, ribbons, screencaps, mentions of snaaaaakes, friends, people shipping things, soldiers, old guys, masks, teeth, monkeys, cups, pots, tables, briefcases, lamps, chairs, cannibals, flowers, red, black, gray, white, brown, beige, purple, pink, blue, green, orange, yellow, wine, watches, belts, asians, roses, white hair, pink hair, blood, dyed hair, egotistical people, complaints, whiners, complaints about whiners, tea sets, dresses, bandanas, bandages, butts, eyebrows, eyes, noses, mouths, skin, arms, legs, hands, androids, basketball jerseys, feet, stripes, fur, animals, walls, buildings, spaceships, streets, trekkies, hair ornaments, the Titanic, shirts, pants, emoticons, subtext, candles, fruits, trees, hearts, doctors, telephone boxes, shoes, cubes, gundams, headphones, mickey mouse, cameras, tape, badges, gloves, canes, hats, figurines, gays, pandas, scientists, rainbows, movies, anime, manga, games, cartoons, books, macros, text, letters, numbers, punctuation, lack of punctuation, words, words spelled correctly, words spelled incorrectly, sentences, incomplete sentences, full sentences, run-on sentences, images, cropped images, image manips, pictures, art, squares, circles, lines, curves, edges, fandom, roleplay, livejournal, secrets, ugly fonts, black and white, colors, MS Paint, tl;dr, content, and lots of fail. Did I get everything?

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Notes:

Also, firefly99 remixed the theme song.

Secrets Left to Post: 14 pages, 335 secrets from Secret Submission Post #077.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 2 3 4 5 - not!secrets ], [ 1 2 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 1 2 - repeat ], [ 1 - response ], [ 1 - personal attack ], [ 1 - what? ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

133

[doublelynn.livejournal.com]

Well said. And you're really not the only one; I b'aaaw-ed like a baby when I finished the whole manga a few years back.

And Slam Dunk's the cure to my mood-swings. :3

49, this song is for you.

[(Anonymous)]

HEY! THERE! SHITTY SHITTY FAG FAG SHITTY SHITTY FAG FAG, HOW'D YA DO?


HEY! THERE! SHITTY SHITTY FAG FAG SHITTY SHITTY FAG FAG, HOW'D YA DO???????


ONE MORE TIME NAO!


HEY! THERE! SHITTY SHITTY FAG FAG SHITTY SHITTY FAG FAG, HOW'D YA DO?


HEY! THERE! SHITTY SHITTY FAG FAG SHITTY SHITTY FAG FAG, HOW'D YA DO??????

<3

Re: 49, this song is for you.

[saya-aensland.livejournal.com]

Goddamnit, now that song's stuck in my head.

136

[(Anonymous)]

LOST! KINGDOMS! 2!

Man, I wish I could say I loved that game, but I can't since I've never played it. I have played (and loved the crap out of) the first one and the fact that I'll probably never play the second is one of my few regrets in life.

Re: 136

[(Anonymous)]

I THOUGHT NOBODY WOULD EVER GET IT. ;w; I LOVE YOU. XDD;; Even if you haven't played the game itself.

The first game was amazing as well. <3 I actually played them backward, since I was shown Lost Kingdoms II first. But yeah. That's a shame that you don't think you'll be able to play it. It's a great game! If you happen to see this comment, I'm kind of curious -- why don't you think you'll be able to? x-x

[interstellar.livejournal.com]

Not like anyone is going to read this given it's on the backwater page 11, but!

111. And...?

125: See, this is why I can't so much as walk past a tupperware section in a store without cracking up.

147. AGREED. Much as I love Rose and Martha (and Nine/Rose!), Donna is the perfect one for him. She's the only one who can put up with him without being awestruck by him. DON'T SAY NEVER TO RETURN. ;_;

151. I enjoyed SEED more than both of them. I'll meet you at the crucifiction grounds.

[headswedance.livejournal.com]

119. Amem sister friend. I'm slooooowly saving up. I want Old Snake soooo bad!

[redrevelry.livejournal.com]

104. It's a shame, isn't it? I love Kurenai.

123. Sorry to disappoint, but there isn't any hint of an OT3. :( Everything in that secret is made up by the OP.

126. I love this secret. :D I'm imagining Otacon battling GLaDOS for his lover now.

n!s: HAHA I remember that! It's part of an art exhibit. Oh Japan.

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[charliequinn.livejournal.com]

I'm not even part of Springkink OR Transformers, and I know how you mean, and I think she's a selfish bitch for taking so many damn claims. Esp if she's as crap as everyone seems to think.

It's just flat out rude.

Re: 135

[childofatlantis.livejournal.com]

Devil's advocate: the quality of her writing shouldn't really be an issue - sprinkink isn't supposed to be any sort of elitist "you can only join in if you're good (according to whatever standard of goodness we are sticking to)". From my point of view, I am just sad that a lot of writers for this fandom seem to have been really put off joining in this round by the fact that all the prompts got snapped up so quickly; I'm hoping the rules may be adjusted next round, since there were some good suggestions made about having it be that you can only claim 10 in the first day or something.

[perfica.livejournal.com]

Did I get everything?

No, you failed to warn for excess warnings :D

re: warning #2

[(Anonymous)]

IHY, person who complained about the snake because I bet you I'm more scared of snake pictures then u r!!!11 (Srsly, I'm even afraid of pictures of toy snakes!1 like the one in 140 today (that one is fake, rite? i flinched and scrolled as fast as my down arrow would let me so lyk i mite b wrong.))

But yesterday [secret post #533], I just closed my browser and did not look at the snake of terr0rz or read fandomsecrets at all. That was fine. I suffer for my ridiculous ungrounded fear but I generally do so sekritly (or at least quietly) and I didn't even consider complaining because lolcrymoar. (Also, why should everyone else suffer because of my stupid fear?) But, you, stupid, selfish complaint-maker, because of you, I am now terrified of all the snake macros which may well come of this. D:

Plz 2 b lol'ing at the stupid of this. It deserves it.

[yuumeko.livejournal.com]

131. On the other hand, that may just start a new sensation!

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[x-drear-x.livejournal.com]

datass.jpg

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[(Anonymous)]

Whatever, faggot.

(jay kay, i'm gai, too. <3. well, more of a dyke than gay. but whatev.)

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[csi-miamie126.livejournal.com]

Oh hell yes, I agree with you.

:D Isn't Gene Kelly the hottest dancer around? Singin' in the Rain/An American In Paris > Step Up etc. FOREVER.

[batmarg.livejournal.com]

111. I ship them too. Not that I don't also ship 1x2.

139. I still ship him with Rose, but she would be good for him since their friendship is so great.

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[frostious.livejournal.com]

130. OH THANK GOD I'm not the only one. Insert enormous sigh of relief here.

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[the-summoning-d.livejournal.com]

Seconded XD

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[notethesarcasm.livejournal.com]

141--I really, really like Connor and Murphy, and you're right--Smecker is effing BRILLIANT. To the nth degree.

149--Agreed completely.

[broadwaybabe11.livejournal.com]

156. GENE KELLY! I do have a crush on him. He was so handsome *sighs*

[tsukinofaerii.livejournal.com]

103: D: You're lucky people you respect review it—some of us barely resist begging. (waves a"go Anon" flag)

107: Eh, we all put off real work for fandom.

109:... That would officially be the weirdest cop-out ever. I don't think I've ever met anyone who wasn't okay with lesbianism and was okay with GID. Actually, most of the time they don't even understand that there's a difference. Perhaps OP is being a little sensitive?

110: OMG. MY BRAIN IS FRIED.

111: [obligatory "eeeewwwww" moment]

... Okay, so I've developed a liking for latter-day Relena, but I'm always going to be a 1x2x1 girl. :D I like to put her in this odd category where it would totally be a threesome if either of the boys were physically attracted to her, and she's found some contentment in understanding that. (Dude, I haven't written GW in forever, don't get me started again!)

When did Yaoi overcome the incredible popularity of het? I seem to remember when "I ship 1x2" would have been secret-worthy... not 1x2. I feel old.

120: XD Maybe if there were more boys capable of topping fandom, there'd be less wank.

129: MAN, that's rough. No book is worth ignoring a friend's birthday. -.-

149: Double standard much, bb? (Yes, that's condescending. It's meant to be. Secrets like this annoy me.) I'm bi, but I don't think that holding "my word not yours" standards does anything but make more animosity. Get over it and make it a positive word through positive use and calling out people who misuse it. Otherwise, stop using the damn word. It's the context and sentiment that matters, not the romantic orientation of the speaker. It's impossible reclaim a word (which is what this is about, I assume) if you deny the use of the word to those outside the minority it affects because that doesn't allow the new definition to spread to those groups who are still using it in a derogatory context. Those, my dear, are the people you actually want to affect. Reclaim it, fine. Good for you. But unless you call people on misuse and get people to use it as you now define it, you're doing it wrong and looking pretty arrogant.

And it kind of pisses me off that I have to put the "I'm bi" disclaimer. It shouldn't matter whether I'm bi, gay. straight or entirely asexual. GR!

Side note: It's kind of depressing that people are pulling "nigger" out of the wood-works as an example for this secret. :\ Not depressing in the words or the meanings, but depressing in that we have two such sterling examples of language-use stupidity in progress. Way to go, English language. *sigh*

129 OP

[(Anonymous)]

Oddly, I think I would have preferred if the particular friends who did this had just been really busy instead of impatiently waiting to read a book. I am so glad my birthday is nowhere near any of the dates the Harry Potter books were released! XD

what

[(Anonymous)]

what? - Prince of Tennis

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[luindilwen.livejournal.com]

This made my whole fucking day.

[lmd-84.livejournal.com]

131 - I won't kill you, I think it's a lovely idea pairing Kid and Maka.
145 - It seems we share some interests in fictional crazy, nasty people.

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[karaokegal.livejournal.com]

I was in love with old movies when I was a teen in the late 70's early 80's so I was always lusting after dead guys (Humphrey Bogard, Alan Ladd, Dick Powell) or ones who were already on their way to decrepitude.

Luckily, they're Forever Young on DVD.

[(Anonymous)]

111. YAAAY
145. Have you seen YYH? And if so, would you fuck Kamiya?
149. Can you use the word “faggot” to make fun of the word “faggot”? Also, I, too, have been gay-bashed before. And I think you’re overreacting. Shit happens, dude, you can't change the stupidity of some people, no matter how hard you try. (Maybe I feel like this because I've been picked on since I was born, and you might have been one of the lucky ones until you came out. Or something.)

145 OP

[(Anonymous)]

I've read a little, but not enough to run into that dude.

[faythalie.livejournal.com]

105: BEST SECRET EVER!!!!

#130: Richard/Cale

[the-summoning-d.livejournal.com]

Whoever you are, I FUCKING LOVE YOU!
It needed said. You said it.
Plus I ship it like the entire goddamn navy