[ SECRET POST #534 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #534 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

Warning #2: Sinks, drains, men, women, characters, chewed pencils, glasses, hair, clothing, ties, sunglasses, jackets, guns, scarves, suits, cat eyes, capslock, American flags, earrings, food, eyepatches, red string, ribbons, screencaps, mentions of snaaaaakes, friends, people shipping things, soldiers, old guys, masks, teeth, monkeys, cups, pots, tables, briefcases, lamps, chairs, cannibals, flowers, red, black, gray, white, brown, beige, purple, pink, blue, green, orange, yellow, wine, watches, belts, asians, roses, white hair, pink hair, blood, dyed hair, egotistical people, complaints, whiners, complaints about whiners, tea sets, dresses, bandanas, bandages, butts, eyebrows, eyes, noses, mouths, skin, arms, legs, hands, androids, basketball jerseys, feet, stripes, fur, animals, walls, buildings, spaceships, streets, trekkies, hair ornaments, the Titanic, shirts, pants, emoticons, subtext, candles, fruits, trees, hearts, doctors, telephone boxes, shoes, cubes, gundams, headphones, mickey mouse, cameras, tape, badges, gloves, canes, hats, figurines, gays, pandas, scientists, rainbows, movies, anime, manga, games, cartoons, books, macros, text, letters, numbers, punctuation, lack of punctuation, words, words spelled correctly, words spelled incorrectly, sentences, incomplete sentences, full sentences, run-on sentences, images, cropped images, image manips, pictures, art, squares, circles, lines, curves, edges, fandom, roleplay, livejournal, secrets, ugly fonts, black and white, colors, MS Paint, tl;dr, content, and lots of fail. Did I get everything?

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Notes:

Also, firefly99 remixed the theme song.

Secrets Left to Post: 14 pages, 335 secrets from Secret Submission Post #077.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 2 3 4 5 - not!secrets ], [ 1 2 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 1 2 - repeat ], [ 1 - response ], [ 1 - personal attack ], [ 1 - what? ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[loticae.livejournal.com]

104. MY YURI SENSE IS TINGLING, WHAT SHOW IS THAT

108. Same :U

119. ME TOO 8|

149. LAWL

156. FUKKEN SIGNED

[pacificpikachu.livejournal.com]

104. Kurenai! It's quite a good series, if a bit slow at first. The characters are great, though. :D There's no in-canon yuri, but there's plenty of female characters so it's up to you what you do with them shipping-wise. XD

139.

[culf.livejournal.com]

139. Don't worry, I ship it as well, loudly and proudly, and have so far only gained support.

145

[mistressofrobin.livejournal.com]

I actually thought the running theme between those characters were the glasses. Which are asdfjkl; sexy. But sadistic, crazy doc theme works well enough, too.

Re: 145

[haleysings.livejournal.com]

Agreed on the sexy glasses. *_* I could care less about mad scientists, just give me more hot anime guys with glasses.

I need help.

134, 156

[litterthisheart.livejournal.com]

134. ME TOO. It's a dream of mine to meet the fantastic Mr Fry but I'm intimidated by how damn smart he is. I fear I wouldn't be able to hold his interest/entertain him.

156. I agree that Gene Kelly is so, so hot but my dead!guy crush is William Powell of the Thin Man series.

149

[seiizur3.livejournal.com]

I'm waiting for some anon to come in and post with huge font, sparkling marquee: "FAGGOT". Just to spite this secret.

Re: 149

[leafing.livejournal.com]

I very seriously considered either that or pulling out one of those "DO IT, FAGGOT" macros.

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[lapoix.livejournal.com]

ME TOO OMG.

We read Inherit the Wind in my English class and watched the movie afterwards. Seeing Gene Kelly in that role made me love the snarky journalist all that much more.

♥

Nobody I know believes me.

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

130. I ship it too, if that helps.

135. I really hope this isn't anyone I know. The Transformers fandom/springkink fandom overlap isn't that great.

[dana-kujan.livejournal.com]

135. Sudden thought: Could be a lurker/reader and not a member of SK or any TF comm. Everyone's entitled to an opinion, I guess. :/

[sincere]

153. holy crap chu-chu

I don't care for her, ahem, but I love you for knowing she exists.

[antler-action.livejournal.com]

107. I'm going to pretend this was written by my math teacher this year who never gave us back our tests on time, because it amuses me greatly to imagine.

128. *squint* Mr. Collins, right? Yo, my Euro class was watching the BBC version near the end of the year, and I swear to god, we started laughing every time there was a shot of him. It wouldn't be too bad having someone like him as a husband, as long as the Lady Catherine surrogate wasn't as... Lady Catherine-like.

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[poynting-vector.livejournal.com]

104.
KURENAI. I just finished it.
I share your fears but think this is one of those series that shouldn't be slashed. It just wouldn't feel right. :\

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I have no idea which fandom that is or what youre secret is about but the concept of a bunch of people sleeping/lying around connected with threads is so, so old. The first time I saw that was in an official art of Sailor Moon.

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I still remember that post by his friend on /cm/ trying to tell him about his cat or something. I lol'd so hard because his friend had no idea what he did.

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Taco taco tacos delicious tacos.

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I used to lurk in a Gundam Seed comm when a certain cooking comm was obsessed with those pots. I thought the same thing.

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[haleysings.livejournal.com]

I think there's some Japanese legend about soul-mates being connected with red thread?

Or, well, I think it's Japanese, but I know there's an Imogen Heap song with the lyric "the thread of your love in the headlights", too, so...

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[velshtein]

OH HELL YEAH. ♥

149, not secret 1

[revulo.livejournal.com]

149. And how would you know if the person is one or not? Wouldn't you rather if no one used it at all?

not secret 1: WTF.

[master-kogane.livejournal.com]

137. Is there good fic about them? I'm kind of interested now, LOL.

[ickaimp.livejournal.com]

check dc_yaoi.

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[lunaste.livejournal.com]

OH YES.
I used to ship Doctor/no one but I CANNOT RESIST THE EPIC CHEMISTRY.

Seriously, you're all free to ship your Doctor/Rose and squee about Rose coming back, but I never saw much in her. If they do anything to Donna I will break something because she is to me what Rose is to the rest of the fandom.

Re: 139 & 147

[(Anonymous)]

I'm a Doctor/Rose shipper, but I absolutely love Donna just as much in a completely different way. I'll be so damn upset if anything happens to her, too. ;w; Don't make me hurt you, writers!

P.S. Obviously not the poster, I'm just shy. :3

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[velshtein]

HURRAH FOR YOUR FUCKING RETARDED DOUBLE STANDARDS.

Re: 149

[pwnmastersaurus.livejournal.com]

THIS COMMENT IS RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS.

[annwyd.livejournal.com]

109. GID? Isn't that term a little old hat by now? Or maybe I just don't like how it medicalizes transgenderism.

Besides...don't get me wrong, I'd totally prefer a lesbian pairing to a ciswoman/transman relationship most of the time too, but calling it a cop-out? A relationship where one of the members is trans is, from several perspectives, at least as transgressive (hur hur) as a gay relationship.

111. Me too, and I never even finished GW...someday I should, when my tolerance for cheese is high. I'm not sure how this is a secret...but then again, I don't have a friendslist full of Heero/Duo fangirls, so maybe your situation is different. XD

149. I find it really depressing that this has to be a fucking secret in fandom, but unfortunately I can understand why you'd feel the need. I hope you someday get friends from whom you don't have to hide your hatred of callous, unconscious homophobia and straight privilege, though.

(Also, side note: I'm sure there are people in the comments--haven't read them yet--going 'OMG I'M GAY AND I USE THE WORD A LOT! YOU'RE JUST OVERSENSITIVE!' They can STFU--you do not speak for all gay people, and others have every right to ask that people stop using hate speech, no matter how casually it may be intended.)

Edited to add that yeah, I think there is a question of double-standards to be raised here, and simply dividing the world into "people who can use this word" and "people who can't use this word" is simplistic. But I do think there's some validity to be had in the idea that people who've had (or are more likely to have) a word used as hate speech against them have more right to reclaim it and dictate its usage. Simply ragging on them for omg double standards without examining the reasons behind those double standards isn't much help either.

[(Anonymous)]

Could that first one be under the cut or SOMETHING? I am TERRIFIED of dirty sinks and that gave me a HEART ATTACK.

/lolsarcasm

[lonetread]

LOL. You win. :D

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[kirarakim.livejournal.com]

104) From what I've seen the show is pretty well received on general anime message boards such as Anime Suki. t might not have a fandom with fanart and fanfiction but that doesn't mean it is being ignored.

156) Gene Kelly ♥

Although I totally love Carey Grant so you are not alone in loving the dead actors. :)

[(Anonymous)]

111. Why is that a secret? :(

113. Don't know the guy, but he sure seems to be into himself enough for it to count as a fandom in and of itself.

135. What ruined springkink for me was that one user who spammed the prompts with Sephiroth/Tifa/Jenova stuff last year.

not!secret 1. WHAT IS THAT THING AND WHERE CAN I BUY ONE?!

111 here

[(Anonymous)]

because i'd get lynched if my yaoi-loving flist, or just about any hardcore GW fan found out. they're all about ZOMG HEERO AND DUO.

which is bullshit.

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[(Anonymous)]

What series is this from?

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[kirarakim.livejournal.com]

Kure-nai

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[j-a-lie.livejournal.com]

104. Can someone tell me what show is that? A show with that many girls and no fanservice is intriguing.
131. Never thought about that but, sure, why not. Every fandom needs non-canon pairings every now and then.

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[pacificpikachu.livejournal.com]

104. It's Kurenai (or Kure-nai). It starts out a little slow, but it's good series with amazing characters. :D Definitely worth checking out!

[l33tsaber.livejournal.com]

111. Hey, Relena's a decent character. Especially after her Crowning Moment of Awesome when she slapped Mariemaia in Endless Waltz.

126. Fanfic, please!

130. Darnit, now I'm probably gonna start shipping Richard/Cale!

149

[(Anonymous)]

faggot faggot faggot

bawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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[miaega.livejournal.com]

104. ... I've been putting it off for a while now, but I think I'll go watch it now.

107. FAIL THEM ALL. Alright, not really, but I doubt they'll throw a fit about having to show their marks to their parents late. KEEP ON WATCHING.

118. Psychotic characters with no sappy redeeming (or despite some redeeming are still unforgivable) are the BEST.

126. FANFIC PLEASE. No, really. I'm totally serious.

131. SECRET NOT SYMMETRICAL ENOUGH. TRY AGAIN.

139. That is a v. flattering picture you have there.

140. ... Indy is that you.

153. Fuck yeah Xenogears secret!

what!. ... Mind is blown.

Should I now submit a secret about how I have a huge crush on technophile for making that list of warnings? Because, you know. I totally do.

105, 140, 141, 154

[l-syllabub.livejournal.com]

105. Near Dark secret! Amazing! Goddamit that would be cool, no silliness about it! Also, it would make more sense then half the Heroes fic out there as it is and it would have the advantage of being full of win. (Severen, pretty much one of the best vamps ever.)

140. Is that your python? He/She’s a cutie. :)

141. People don’t write fic for Smeker? That’s insane! I didn’t even think there’d be a fandom for that film but, duh, incest. Awww, Smeker is a great character. Where’s your fic at?

154. Nah, Mark Hamill is where it’s at.

#154

[militarypenguin.livejournal.com]

True that.