[ SECRET POST #1691 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #1691 ⌋


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 13 pages, 314 secrets from Secret Submission Post #242.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 2 3 - broken links ], [ 1 2 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 - too big ], [ 1 - repeats ]
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom.livejournal.com]

25. http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/2007/vcardsecret.jpg

[finmagik.livejournal.com]

It gets better. You have practice at it lots and lots of practice.

[yucari.livejournal.com]

Hey, does anybody remember the fandom secret about the person who was ~triggered~ or something by realistic sex that wasn't perfect and magical in fic? Because I swear I remember something like that. And... I like... want to get that person and this OP in a cage fight or something.

[akashasheiress.livejournal.com]

I love reading awkward first time sex. I wish there was more of it.

[(Anonymous)]

I've had some great sex before and I still love reading awkward, fumbling sex, particularly if it fits the characters or the situation.

[megalomaniageek.livejournal.com]

I adore awkward sex scenes. I've written many and I enjoy reading them very much; it's also why I tend to enjoy sex fics in which the participants are virgins. But I also like idealized sex (reading and writing), and even in akward fics I prefer a degree of fantasy (e.g. no matter how awkward and inexperienced the participants are, both people always climax). It depends on the situation, the characters, the fic, the mood.

Anyway, there should be plenty of what you're looking for OP, at least depending on your fandom. You might have a harder time finding it if the characters' average age is thirties or something, though.

[stunt-muppet.livejournal.com]

It's odd. I'd like more sex like that in fics with a plot, or romance fics that cover a whole romantic arc, or something like that...but I really don't want it in my porn. The whole point of porn for me is that it's unrealistically good, right?

[(Anonymous)]

I can't read virginity fics either. I used to really enjoy them, but...I don't know; they do nothing for me now and kind of squick me out.

[(Anonymous)]

i can't read first time fics anymore no matter how "awkwardly realistic" they are since i lost my virginity. i get annoyed at how easy, relatively painless and simple it is for them.
not that my first time was even awkward. dude was old enough to know where shit is and what to do with it.

Missing the point entirely, but...

[hoggle2807.livejournal.com]

I really hate the concept of "losing" one's virginity. It didn't fall out hole in your pocket or take a run through the washing machine -- in consensual cases, you gave it up.

I move to popularize that phrase. It's more true to what's going on, and it's sweeter if the first time was with someone you really cared about and not a random person to say "I gave [Jack or Jill] my virginity" than to say "I lost it to him/her."

[(Anonymous)]

keep having more sex and then we'll see ;)

[(Anonymous)]

Well, unless your ship(s) that you're reading about have either never had sex together and/or in general, the sex in those fics probably won't be awkward. It just takes practice and once you start having more sex, especially more than once with the same person, it won't really be as awkward.

Obviously.

[(Anonymous)]

Really? Just be happy you got laid and keep reading your smut.

[givemethechild.livejournal.com]

Ha, I had the same reaction! I even tried re-reading my favorite old fics and I got to the sex scenes and I was just like "Meh." Skim skim skim.

[danaphilip.livejournal.com]

Those are my favorite kind of fics too.

Although once you do it a few times with the same person you usually become able to read eachothers' emotions and communicate your wants and needs without speaking.

I don't know if that's possible the first time, with anyone. Someone would always be left wanting, I think.

[(Anonymous)]

i don't mean to sound like a creep, but how old are you? just trying to justify my 19 years of virginity here.

[(Anonymous)]

Lol, I remember my first time. It wasn't bad but it was underwhelming. It does get better with experience though. So...err, keep at it?

Awkward sex fics are a nice break from the norm, although sometimes I just want to switch of and read really dirty smut.

[pelespen.livejournal.com]

Ok, look. Sex is different for everyone, period. And it's usually different each time. Some people had horribly painful, bloody experiences their first time around. For some people it was just okay, and some of us were lucky enough that it was actually pretty damned good. The point is, you can't base smut scenes off of your own rl experiences, and you can't base rl experiences off of smut you've read, because there are an infinite number of variables.

Calm down, and go enjoy your smut. Or don't. But it's really not something to worry over.

[rabidsamfan.livejournal.com]

What fandoms, OP? Because there are some good fics that do that, you just have to find them. (Or ask on the kinkmeme.) Wish I could remember where I read the one where one of the people ended up with a black eye to go along with the smug expression, though... (Elbows!)

[(Anonymous)]

Awkward sex isn't as popular as the mindblowing variety in fandom, but there are people who enjoy reading and writing it (my characters are always falling off beds, or getting an elbow to the face. *g*)

Try http://archiveofourown.org/tags/Bad%20Sex/works and http://archiveofourown.org/tags/Awkward%20Sexual%20Situations/works.

If your fandom is large enough to support a kink meme, try leaving prompts for awkward sex.

[earthtojendell.livejournal.com]

This is cute. I agree.

[clodia-risa.livejournal.com]

I prefer to read about sex scenes that involve, well, realism as well. And I've been happily sexually active for several years. I believe the scene more when they (at least sometimes) have to make a course correction, or laugh, or make a silly comment now and then. Not to say the perfect, passionate, romantic scenes aren't good, I just wish that they weren't the norm.

And it felt a little weird to write that.

[(Anonymous)]

Me too! Not exactly on the recent activities part, but on wanting awkward sex fic- I think it's more romantic/exciting.

[tw-31988.livejournal.com]

it's a matter of experience... my first time was shiiit!

But it can be 'like the movies' once you have a recurring partner cause you know each other so you don't really need the 'move a little to the left, no, not like that' etc...

i don't wanna sound like a gay campaign but 'it gets better'.

[childings.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's why I found the first "love scene" in Watchmen between Dan and Laurie hotter than the "real" sex scene later in the film