[ SECRET POST #1801 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #1801 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

01.


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02.
[Venture Brothers]


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03.
[Batman]


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04.
[It's Not My fault I'm Not Popular]


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05.
[Ray Force]


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06.
[The Future I Whisper to You/Stargate Atlantis]


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07.
[Terry Pratchett's Going Postal]


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08.
[Code Geass]


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09.
[Gokusen]


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10.
[Code Geass]


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11.
[Alison Brie/How I Met Your Mother]


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12.
[The Vampire Diaries]


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13.
[Final Fantasy X]


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14.
[Supernatural]


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15.
[Community]


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16.
[Martin Solveig]


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17.
[Clocktower series]


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18.
[Winnie the Pooh]


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19.
[Supernatural]


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20.
[Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers]


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21.
[The Sing-Off]


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22.
[Oglaf]


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23.
[Strangers with Candy]


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24.
[Supernatural]


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25.
[The Lion King]


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26.
[S-CRY-ed]


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27.
[Bones]


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28.
[Fate/Zero]


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29.
[A Christmas Carol]


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30.
[Sequential Art]


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31.
[ZUN/Jun'ya Ota]


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32.
[Diablo 2]


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33.
[Friends]


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34.
[Winter Soldier #1]


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35.
[Supernatural, Florence + the Machine]


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36.
[Victorious]


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37.
[Easy A]


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38.
[The Vampire Diaries]


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39.
[The Vampire Diaries]


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40.
[Holly Black, Spiderwick Chronicles]


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41.
[Monkey Island]


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42.
[The Vampire Diaries]


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43.
[Kurokami/Black God]


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44.
[Eden of the East]


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Notes:

Rec meme on Saturday, then!

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 050 secrets from Secret Submission Post #257.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 2 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 - personal attack ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom.livejournal.com]

22. http://i.imgur.com/cWFJc.jpg
[Oglaf]

[(Anonymous)]

er, really?


this secret actually bums me out a little

[(Anonymous)]

Don't feel bad, OP, genitals are only pretty in pr0n. In real life, everybody has ugly vagina or penis or anything in between. Life goes on :)

[lacunarity.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, OP, penii are just as funky looking up close, but what genitals lack in aesthetics, they make up for in performance.

[violence4.livejournal.com]

Well, genitals are pretty ugly. It's the person they're attached to that counts ;)

[(Anonymous)]

i assume you're american, OP, because it makes me sad how often women don't know anything about their own genitalia and even find it disgusting. a vagina should not be something considered ugly/shameful to have. :(

[(Anonymous)]

If you have one, didn't you always know what they looked like? Did you not look down until recently?

[oroburos69.livejournal.com]

If it's any consolation, clothed sex is pretty sexy. *awkward thumbs up*

[(Anonymous)]

I've never understood that mindset, vulvas are gorgeous and fun to look at.

[visiblemarket.livejournal.com]

Well, vulva, technically. The vagina's the inside bit.

[x-varda-x.livejournal.com]

*hugs OP*

Does anyone have a link to the comic this one comes from?

[(Anonymous)]

I don't think you need to feel embarassed OP - whoever you're with will either have an equally ugly vagina or a silly-looking penis (or something equally strange in between). Genitalia is generally ridiculous - definitely more fun to touch than to look at XD

[(Anonymous)]

Well, it's kinda hard to take a good look at it without either being very flexible or with a hand mirror.

[(Anonymous)]

tbh, the more I learned about the details and intimacies of vulvas, the more I was intrigued and fascinated by them.

I still like to bust out a little mirror and have a good long look at mine.

[(Anonymous)]

don't worry OP, I used to hate my vagina too. Actually, masturbating kind of helped. It made me realize how awesome my genitals were. And this may sound kind weird, but if you really just can't stand the sight of your coochie, just look at it with a handmirror until you get used to it.

[cloud-riven.livejournal.com]

I guess? Genitals are pretty interestingly shaped imo, and I have to admit I like that the details of their shape vary from individual to individual (color, hooded/unhooded clitoris, size of labia majora, which folds peek out, etc, yeah I'm going to shut the fuck up now).

[(Anonymous)]

Meh. As a guy, I was always grossed out by my penis but I got over it after I had to look under there to wax my asshole and balls. After that it don't matter anymore.

[kyogres.livejournal.com]

That was my first reaction too. Then I decided that everyone else's vagina was probably just as ugly as mine, and that I had bigger things to worry about in the "ugly body parts" department. (Like, you know, the parts of my body that other people can see even when I have clothes on.)

[yui-hime.livejournal.com]

I'm just far too entertained by OGLAF SECRET HELL YEAH.

But yeah, I kind of get what you mean, and I do sympathize terribly with the Weird Woman. My high school education kind of skipped the actual "this is how it actually works" to focus on "these are your options to avoid STDs and babby getting formed and NONE OF THEM WORK", and all I read on the internet for titillation was yaoi. So it was a while into college before I realized that I still didn't know how my own bits work or what all the little flaps of skin down there are!

But now I do, so that's that. And now I want Greir the mercenary and the Weird Woman to meet and have hilarious snarky lesbian sex ed comics together.

Relax!

[urplesquirrel.livejournal.com]

Genitalia is weird looking, period. Boys have those dangly bits which look like an alien parasite, and girls have that hairy slit that looks like an axe wound that didn't heal. But trust me, when you're in the heat on the moment, you aren't going to be thinking about how weird genitals look, theirs or yours. They're still fun to play with!

[(Anonymous)]

People actually think this..?
I've always thought my stuff was pretty good looking... but maybe that's because I'm bisexual.

[(Anonymous)]

You're not alone, OP. The first time my boyfriend went down on me, I made him promise to close his eyes and wouldn't let him take off my underwear. But it's way better now (and I even use a handmirror to look down there), because I know there's someone who doesn't mind, or even likes, the look of my privates. Don't worry OP, just think of the billions of people having sex every day despite having odd looking bits XD You'll probably get used to seeing it after a while.

[lemon-m.livejournal.com]

Genitals are hella ugly, male and female. That doesn't make them bad, just ugly. They're mostly about function anyway; some body parts don't need glamour photographs to be appealing.

[abstainrobots.livejournal.com]

well

yeah

it's not like people sit down and examine their fanny in the mirror like SO THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE IN DETAIL

i'm sure some people do but i'm talking about normal people

[(Anonymous)]

You know what helped me become comfortable with the ideas of nudity and sex?
HENTAI

Yeah. Because so much of it is over exaggerated and disproportional that it's disgusting and when you do come across the more normal softer stuff it's nice and makes the real thing seem so much more better... if only by comparison.