[ SECRET POST #1947 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #1947 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 068 secrets from Secret Submission Post #278.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 1 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom.livejournal.com]

13. http://i39.tinypic.com/11s0dp4.png

[(Anonymous)]

*hits the Impending Wank deck*

[natural-blue-26.livejournal.com]

Did that save you? Because that secret just looked so obviously trollish....

[mekkio.livejournal.com]

I want to say troll but...having been on the internet for a long time....yeah, anything can go. Especially here on F!S.

[(Anonymous)]

You're an idiot.

[(Anonymous)]

So, go to Morocco, pick up a few.

[(Anonymous)]

They won't let me get them through customs...


*Ducks*

[(Anonymous)]

...I actually don't know what to say to this. On the one hand, this is a bit trolly and not okay. On the other, who has honestly never wished for people around to do housework/fight to the death/what have you? Slavery is horrible and all, but fantasy-wise, it's not really that bad.

[mekkio.livejournal.com]

I think there is big difference between, "Oh, Jeeves, do my laundry" and "Oh, Jeeves, Thunderdome time!"

Everyone would love a live in maid at one time or another because we feel too lazy to do things every so often. But to have someone trying to kill someone else for sport? I don't think many people would want that.

[(Anonymous)]

I agree with this. Wishing you could do something doesn't mean you're going to. Like how many people have wished they could be the fictional character who punches their shitty boss in the face vs. how many people that actually try?

I could wish that I were the princess of a country devotedly loyal to me and I was filthy rich and owned beautiful slaves and servants all over a palace of gold and diamonds. So what?

[childings.livejournal.com]

I will admit to wishing I had servants who could do things for me but that's a bit different that wishing you actually OWNED other human beings. My fantasies are more like, wishing I had the money to pay for a maid to do chores for me so I don't have to.

[errantnarwhal.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHA. Oh dear.

(http://tinypic.com?ref=2cr9aj6)

trolololo?

[(Anonymous)]

who wants to make the first madeleine mccann joke then?

[(Anonymous)]

It's much more likely the poor kid was dead from day 1...

[(Anonymous)]

With enough money and in the right countries, you still can!

Human trafficking: still alive and well in the 21st century.

[amethyst-rei.livejournal.com]

Doesn't human trafficking occur, well, everywhere? There's an MSNBC series on modern human trafficking/slavery in the USA that I keep meaning to watch, but keep forgetting to look for. *sighs* I should probably do that now, before I forget again.

[(Anonymous)]

Tbh I'm laughing at all the people taking this so seriously.

"I wish I were an empress!"
"TAKE OVER A GOVERNMENT IN A BLOODY REVOLUTION AND ENSLAVE A COUNTRY AND YOU CAN BE ONE, OP, LOOK AT ME BEING WITTY AND SOCIALLY AWARE"

It's somebody's fantasy, why so serious?

[kallanda-lee.livejournal.com]

Oh, anon. You'll be getting so much wank for this.

Me? I'm just here to ogle Gannicus. And I wouldn't mind owning him.

[childings.livejournal.com]

This might be the most WTF secret I've ever seen.
I hope you meant in a sexual sense. In which case -- there are BDSM communities out there, go roleplay or something.

[(Anonymous)]

The Help made me wish I had live-in help tbh.

[anonlulz.livejournal.com]

Uh oh...

[(Anonymous)]

Why not go for servants? I mean since it is a fantasy, then wish to be rich and be able to pay people to serve you grapes while half naked. I'm sure some rich person somewhere right now is paying for/getting this.

Wishing for slaves is a bit insensitive, don't you think?

[(Anonymous)]

You have very much missed the point of the show.

I'm not saying your fantasy is wrong or anything, just that if it's only after watching the series that this desire came about, yeah, you've missed the point.

[visp.livejournal.com]

You know, I spent a few weeks at a resort in a country with a pretty entrenched class system and disproportionate wealth once. If you were lounging by the pool, reading a book or something, one of the staff would come up to you and do that not-actually-a-bow thing where they clasp their hands in front of them and sorta hunch and duck constantly as they talk to you, asking if there's anything you want them to do. Skeeved me the fuck out. There was just something so very... groveling about it, it was really unnerving.

I think really, the idea that I owned a human life would be so beyond creepy that I wouldn't be able to enjoy never having to do my own laundry again. I think that most people raised in a reasonable egalitarian culture would agree, if they experienced something like a truly servile attitude.

Oh, and just a History P.S. An actual letter from an ex-slave to his owner post-civil war. (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/01/in-recently-discovered-le_n_1247288.html)

[darkmanifest.livejournal.com]

No, no, you wish you could own slaves in the fantasyland where they wouldn't prepare you a long, sexy bubble bath and then drop a hair dryer in it with you and call it an accident. There's a difference~