[ SECRET POST #2003 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2003 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 040 secrets from Secret Submission Post #286.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 1 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

General comments:

[(Anonymous)]

I put y response to secret six in the secret one spot on accident. I've corrected, so, could you delete the first one? I hate taking up a first comment spot with an unrelated comment.

Dogs, dogs, more dogs, dogs, dogs. And spider. And surprise!

[joltymcjolterson]

Hello! Today we're paying a quick tribute to our best friends- that is, the canine companions that stayed with us through perilous journeys and difficult times... or the pets that our video game heroes have had by their sides. I might not get the breeds exactly right, and if you find one that matches better, do tell! Other than that, I'll do my best to get some cute pics up. But before that, though:

Re: Dogs, dogs, more dogs, dogs, dogs. And spider. And surprise!

[joltymcjolterson]

For rionaleonhart, for being the first to guess yesterday's fandom!

Mabari Hound (Dragon Age 2) - Mastiff


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Dogmeat (Fallout) - Australian Cattle Dog


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Interceptor (FFVI) - Doberman Pinscher


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Angelo (FFVIII) - Australian Shepherd


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Missile (Ghost Trick) - Pomeranian


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Koromaru (Persona 3) - Shiba Inu


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So, how many of these have you travelled with?















You knew this was coming, though. It's spider time!


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...No, wait, that's wrong. Let's do it a little differently today, though.



Some of you might've seen this gif around before. As cute as the name 'nope spider' is, it's actually known as either the Wheel Spider or Golden Wheel Spider. It lives in Southern Africa, and is a huntsman spider. The wheels you can see it do down slopes are what happens when it notices a parasitic wasp around and needs to get out of there quickly. Nothing quite like barrelling down the side of a dune at a meter a second!


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Here's what it looks like when it's not spinning, and here's a video of its fascinating antics!

The interesting thing is that this spider isn't the only animal that's mastered the art of rolling out of there. There's an inch-long pebble toad that does the same thing, actually, pebbling up and bouncing down the slopes it's on. And this guy does it in response to a predatory spider.



Check this out for more! It's narrated by the one and only David Attenborough, and definitely makes for interesting viewing.

TMI time

[(Anonymous)]

I can't find my vagina.

I'm a virgin, nobody ever touched my vulva except myself. I've been experiencing with masturbation for a while now but everytime I try to push my fingers a little deeper they're blocked by... something. Idk, it's like there's something in the way.

Re: TMI time

[(Anonymous)]

Your best bet is to take a peek with a hand mirror.

Re: TMI time

[thene]

Some people do have hymens that cover the entire opening - this can easily be fixed surgically.

Do you have periods at all?

Re: TMI time

[ooh_mrdarcy]

Gurl, don't worry. That's pretty normal for a virgin.

Idk how to embed a video on DW, so here's a link:
everything you need to know

Re: TMI time

[(Anonymous)]

Just wanted to make a note that when pushing a finger into the vaginal opening, make sure you're crooking your finger toward your navel. Just following the line of the vulva and pushing back and in won't work, because you'll just hit the vaginal wall.

I just note this, because I had trouble with that when I was first locating my vagina and it was tight.

As another note, I would DEFINITELY not start with toys! When I first started fingering, just one finger was borderline uncomfortable and two fingers definitely ached. Even after years of using a menstrual cup, when I bought my first toy (this little sucker: http://venusenvy.ca/ocean-rechargeable-vibe ) which was fairly slim, it was still a bit of an achey stretch at first.

So, until you can insert several fingers, I would not recommend trying to put a toy up there.

I recently realized that I am transnasal

[(Anonymous)]

I was born with a small nose, but I feel that I have the soul of a large-nosed person. It makes me angry when people with natural big noses don't realize how privileged they are, not having to get plastic surgery for their noses to be the correct size.

I'm so oppressed.

Re: I recently realized that I am transnasal

[(Anonymous)]

As a person with a big nose myself, you check your privilege! It's not all it's cracked up to be by you small-nosed people.

>:(

*mutter mutter* appropriating improper *mutter mutter*

Re: I recently realized that I am transnasal

[cloud_riven]

there there.

I kind of feel you as I am aqualine nose-kin. Every now and than, the phantom bridge itches, and it upsets me that I can not scratch it.

Re: I recently realized that I am transnasal

[(Anonymous)]

:\ Not a good day for this trans guy to pop back into FS I see...

Re: I recently realized that I am transnasal

[ellie_oops]

I read that too fast and thought you wrote transanal.

I thought maybe you felt like an asshole trapped in a nice person's body.

Avatar/Korra Fandom Recs

[kelincihutan]

I'm new to these fandoms and I am wondering, basically, where the hang-outs are. Can anybody rec comms or forums or the like? Fanfic recs are great, too (I prefer mostly gen but I'll read het, and the longer the better).

Basically, I am a n00b. Plz to halp?

Re: Avatar/Korra Fandom Recs

[teh_sandwich]

On LJ, some of the communities I watch are ontd_lok and avatar_fans. Over here on DW I'd say take a look at white_lotus!

Re: Avatar/Korra Fandom Recs

[dancing_serpent]

The best place for that on DW is white_lotus - it's very active, with fanworks and discussions and a yearly gift exchange.

Photo hosting?

[(Anonymous)]

Does anyone have a good anonymous photo posting service to recommend? I keep seeing imgur images that have broken links, and tinypic is even worse. I think I've had two secrets get eaten by this problem now. Recs?

Re: Photo hosting?

[(Anonymous)]

I personally have only ever used Photobucket (I think you need an account, though), imgur and tinypic, but there are many suggestions here:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3416673

Re: Photo hosting?

[cloud_riven]

I like tinypic and imgur because there's a lack of username/email in the image links.

However, you could very well use tumblr just to upload piles of images in a text post (without actually posting the post) just to get those lengthy urls that give absolutely no indication who uploaded them.

CEO yaoi roleplayer of two days ago!

[(Anonymous)]

You and OP from secret number 13 might want to have a chat.

Re: CEO yaoi roleplayer of two days ago!

[(Anonymous)]

Seriously this is getting kind of creepy. You're basically RPSing people in your head. Stop it.

SO SPOONY GOT FIRED

[(Anonymous)]

I just heard about this due to the 4th ann. trailer. Reading all of the clusterfluff that resulted in it. Just wow....

Re: SO SPOONY GOT FIRED

[(Anonymous)]

I read that too and was all "wow...". I feel so sorry for the guy. Mind you, his problems are not an excuse for being so shitty, but it's clear he's in a very bad place and not getting the help he needs, and there is the possibility that he won't get that help and that genuinely makes me feel sad for him.

Re: SO SPOONY GOT FIRED

[al28894]

Now looking back at all the Nostalgia Critic reviews where he makes a cameo, I wondered how did he ended up this way (I know what happened, but I want to know WHY).