[ SECRET POST #2153 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2153 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 05 pages, 104 secrets from Secret Submission Post #308.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[dazzledfirestar]

Oh, you have got to love the ER anecdotes.

Mason jars, shampoo bottles... the list goes on and on.

[twerpwood]

Woot, a Catch-22 secret! :D Doc Daneeka isn't quite my favourite character (that honour goes to the Chaplain), but I found him very interesting all the same, especially after seeing what he did when Milo had the campus bombed.

OP

[(Anonymous)]

do you rage quite as badly when they pop in real life, in a non-fandom/entertainment context?

Yes, yes I do. But since I don't really care about celebrities, and my circle of friends doesn't discuss them much, either, I rarely have to deal with celebrity relationship portmanteaus.

[darkmanifest]

I think my personal favorites are stuff like glass Coke bottles and light bulbs that inevitably broke in the process, if only because the D: look on my face didn't go away for hours.

[(Anonymous)]

Dude I rped with someone exactly like this back in the day. She played America as a genius who did nothing but talk about how much he hated Obama and continually claimed that her headcanon was better and more accurate than canon.
I think she also had a storyline where he and Canada inherited like, the powers of Native American gods and it was really fucking offensive and it makes me mad just thinking about it.

I came here to make bad puns and flame accounts and I'm all out of bad puns.

[anonymouslyyours]

But do you eat breakfast 300 yards away from 4000 anonymii that are trained to kill you?

Troller? Troller!? Let me tell you a little something about trolling. It’s fun, it’s easy, and you gonna learn all about it. I’d like you to meet a buddy of mine. He never misses.

I love the smell of butthurt in the morning. You know, one time we had a thread wanked, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I scrolled down. We didn’t find one of ‘em, not one stinkin’ dink username. The smell, you know that outrage smell? The whole thread. Smelled like… victory. Someday this comm is gonna end.

This comm is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The threads are extended gutters and the gutters are full of bullshit and when the drains finally scab over, all the trolls will drown. The accumulated filth of all their lies and hyperbole will foam up about their keyboards and all the social justice warriors and wank starters will look up and shout “Save us!”… and I’ll look down and whisper “No.”

None of you understand. You're not commenting on my posts. I'm commenting on yours.

Those of you lucky enough to have your accounts, take them with you. However, leave the dignities and reputations you’ve lost. They belong to me now.

Remember, insanenoodly guy, when I promised to flame you last?

I lied.

[dazzledfirestar]

Yup, that's the fun with mason jars too.

That face and the occasional"ohmyGOD" for hours. LOL

[caecilia]

This is such a cute story omg.

Re: Scared anon here

[jaydestarlight]

i'm in a few tiny fandoms, and i feel your pain!

and now i'm curious as to what the fandoms are...

[anonymouslyyours]

1) I was trying to exlain original commentors logic? Lot of people think Hinduism = vegetarianism.

2) I said they aren't privileged.

Re: OP

[(Anonymous)]

I'm not talking celebrities - they would be included in the entertainment context. I'm talking regular everyday stuff. Like the word "smog". That's a portmanteau. So are lots of other common words that we don't even think about anymore. Or locality smush up names - you see a lot of those in the US at least if you live anywhere near state or county lines. That's what I'm talking about.

Re: So, F!S, which smush names do you hate/like the most?

[caecilia]

+1 for RoseMary.

Re: Troll secrets!

[anonymouslyyours]

Aw, I wasn't serious. I just find it funny so I shall continue to believe we're all bartering in outrage and fake assertions.

[(Anonymous)]

Since I'm not a pedophile, I have no interest in her boyfriend. Nor any interest in Twilight because again, I'm not 14. But I have seen her in other movies and she looks like she's on heroin. Apparently some people find that attractive but I am not one of them.

[anonymouslyyours]

I am endlessly entertained by trying to make sense of how these people function in the world. Who wakes up and tries pouring cement in their ass?

http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/06/7-objects-in-assholes/

[anonymouslyyours]

I thought Robert Pattinson was her boyfriend? How has she dumped him for a child without igniting another firestorm?

Also, where would I get me some of this makes-you-look-like-kristen-stewart heroin?

[(Anonymous)]

Things I researched for* fanfiction:
Anal, bondage, roleplay, stockings, DP, 3P, and deep-throating.

Fun sex, no regrets AND better writing? I won the lotto here.

*replace 'researched for' with 'got the idea to try from'

Re: Consider yourself indulged.

[(Anonymous)]

Hmm, I'm going to agree with you on the "Hollywood and stupid people". How many times have we been taught, in films and on tv, that the average guy DESERVES the super-hot girl? But never vice versa. :-/

[alexi_lupin]

Guns 'n' Handcuffs and Wolfstar OTP ♥

[darkmanifest]

Oh my god, I remember the concrete one from long ago (unless there were two, god help us all). The report I read added a remark about the cement cast being a perfect replica of the inside of man's ass and I laughed and laughed.

Re: ANAL SEX THREAD

[omorka]

I've tried it while masturbating (dildoes & fingers both) and never got a damn thing from it. Didn't hurt, but wasn't exactly comfortable or pleasurable, either, no matter how much lube was used or how slow I went. None of my current partners seem to be particularly into the idea of either giving or receiving, so at the moment it's a non-issue.

[anonymouslyyours]

I want to say the story I read originally included a photo but I may have googled to find out what an anal cast might look like and conflated whatever I found with the original article.

I just... how is "I slipped and fell, while naked, onto a potato while hanging curtains," less embarrassing than just admitting you like some ass stimulation? I mean, I know I'm probably biased but whoever you tell this story to is going to imagine you stretched upwards, wobbling, naked, in front of a window above a menacing looking potato.

[(Anonymous)]

whoops I've done this but I'm not crazy enough to swagger around bragging my headcanons are better

[(Anonymous)]

Honey plz, it ain't canon by a long shot compared to a lot of CLAMP slash pairs that've been way less affectionate.

Re: Favorite musical soundtracks in movies and TV!

[(Anonymous)]

The score for "Masada" by Jerry Goldsmith (or, really, anything by Jerry Goldsmith).

Also, the score for "The Land Before Time" by James Horner, is really, really beautiful - especially 'Whispering Winds'.