[ SECRET POST #2432 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #2432 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

01.
[Leverage]


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03.
[Dragon Ball Z]


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05.
[John Cusack, Say Anything]


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06.
[Arrested Development]


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07.
[Star Wars]


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08.
[Easy A]


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09.
[Star Trek]


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10. http://i.imgur.com/XrNzg6P.jpg
[link for porny art, illustrated]


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11. [SPOILERS for Twin Peaks]



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12. [SPOILERS for dangan ronpa, fire emblem awakening, pokemon special, and gatchaman crowds]



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13. [SPOILERS for Shingeki no Kyojin/Attack on Titan]



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[ ----- TRIGGERY SECRETS AHEAD ----- ]

















14. [WARNING for abuse/incest/non-con]



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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 000 secrets from Secret Submission Post #347.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 1 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Check Your Privilege Bingo

[(Anonymous)]

Go!

Re: Check Your Privilege Bingo

[(Anonymous)]

I am sorry, I am unable to take this seriously.

"Not a red head?" Are you kidding me?

Re: Check Your Privilege Bingo

[(Anonymous)]

Gingers have no soul. Irish gingers are even worse, they are all potato hurlers. In Turkey it is such bad luck to even talk to a redhead that people will cross the street to get away from a ginger. Gingers are definetly a lower class of white than regular whites. Doubly so if it is an Irish Ginger, and triply so if it is an Irish Traveler Ginger (that one is official btw, the EU did a study and found Irish Travelers experienced more discrimination in Europe than any other "white" ethnic group).

Re: Check Your Privilege Bingo

[(Anonymous)]

"No criminal record"

How is that a privilege? Wasn't privilege something you were lucky to be born with/into?

Re: Check Your Privilege Bingo

[(Anonymous)]

Obviously only unemployed non-native disabled fat gay trans redheads are criminals.

Re: Check Your Privilege Bingo

[(Anonymous)]

I'm kinda bummed I can't make BINGO. Damn my lack of wealth!

Re: Check Your Privilege Bingo

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, lack of wealth is the one thing stopping me from making bingo too.

Re: Check Your Privilege Bingo

[(Anonymous)]

what the fuck since when is being tall a privilege

Re: Check Your Privilege Bingo

[(Anonymous)]

Well if you're male it is because NO WOMAN EVER would date a man under 6 feet, right...

(I've actually seen people say this)

Re: Check Your Privilege Bingo

[(Anonymous)]

Native English speaker
Standard accent (for my area, I think)
Cis
White
No criminal record (unless you count the warning I got for trespassing when I was 19...)
Adult
First world
Human
Born in country of residence
No speech impediment
Heterosexual
Tall
Not a red-head
Able bodied
Mentally healthy (I think?)
Intelligent (maybe?)
Educated

I guess this was made for people in English-speaking areas? I mean, being a non-native English speaker probably isn't a problem in a country where English isn't the dominant language...

Re: Check Your Privilege Bingo

[pkbitchgirl]

Since when was being an adult a privilege?

Services for children are better funded than those for adults

Bingo

[ill_omened]

To actually play:

I get Cis - White - No Criminal Record - Adult - First World

Seems that's the one the overwhelming majority of people would win on.

Re: Check Your Privilege Bingo

[(Anonymous)]

Quadruple-bingo. (Should I feel glad or bad?)

Re: Check Your Privilege Bingo

[queerwolf]

at least I only got one bingo?

Re: Check Your Privilege Bingo

[(Anonymous)]

No bingos for me. I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing.

Re: Check Your Privilege Bingo

[(Anonymous)]

Hmm...how do you score "I only identify as a gender because that's how I was raised"? Cis or...? 'Cause I generally don't feel strongly attached to any given gender.

Re: Check Your Privilege Bingo

[starphotographs]

...Does anyone else think some of these are subjective as fuck?

I mean, people are intelligent in different ways and can be more or less educated depending on the topic. "Attractive" is in the eye of the beholder. Someone with a "standard" accent in most of the US would stick out like a sore thumb in the deep south or upper midwest.

Re: Check Your Privilege Bingo

[(Anonymous)]

Do I get the white bingo if I'm only 50% white?

Re: Check Your Privilege Bingo

[(Anonymous)]

Can we go for blackout bingo? There's maybe 5 or 6 spots that I can't claim. :P (male, christian, wealthy, white and a couple others)

Re: Check Your Privilege Bingo

[(Anonymous)]

This is very location-specific. How does being Christian or a native English speaker help you unless you live in a Christian-majority/English-speaking nation? I think the person who created this needs to stop and consider that not every place is the same.

Re: Check Your Privilege Bingo

[making_excuses]

Even if most of those don't apply to me, I am majorly more privileged than most people, I am born and live in Norway... I can't get much more privileged than that, I don't need a chart to tell me that, it is something we get told constantly.

And I guess if anyone is curious 9 of the things applied to me, possibly 10, does tall count when I am exactly the average height for my gender, birth year and country of origin?

Other things don't apply to me at all, I don't need to be christian and major political parties won't count when we have about 8 of them, for me to be privileged. Nor does native English speaker, though I get creds for being fluent(ish) in English, but mostly everyone in Norway speaks English (it isn't really impressive before you start hitting 3d of 4th language)

Quick add on, what on earth does "well connected family" even mean? Is it having family members being in a position of power? Or what? If anyone could explain that one to me I would be quite happy!

Re: Check Your Privilege Bingo

[(Anonymous)]

I was not born in my country of residence, but I was nevertheless born a citizen of said country and I have never come up against a disadvantage related to being born elsewhere. Not being born a citizen, I get (assuming you want to be a citizen of the country where you live) but citizenship isn't always just a simple matter of where you were born.

Re: Check Your Privilege Bingo

[blueonblue]

Standard accent
I have a charming California drawl. It's hella sexy.

But, didn't get bingo. Oh, well.

Hey, so I dye my hair red...

[(Anonymous)]

am I appropriating?

Re: Check Your Privilege Bingo

[lynx]

Row 1 - Native Spanish speaker, genderqueer, fat, no speech impediment, atheist.
Row 2 - Female-bodied, Latina, Unattractive by western standards, lesbian, chronical pain.
Row 3 - Standard accent (in Chile), criminal record (lots of riots here, ok), Human, average height, bipolar + add (and previously depressed)
Row 4 - Wildly leftist, adult, born in country of residence, struggling middle class, intelligent
Row 5 - Dirty NEET, third-world country, family of humble origins with no connections, not a red head, college-dropout

I MADE AN ANTI-ROW IN THE SECOND ROW. DO I WIN SOMETHING FOR BEING SO DAMN OPPRESSED?