[ SECRET POST #3359 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3359 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 047 secrets from Secret Submission Post #480.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

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[fscom]

Official advertise your fandom-related event thread.

RULES FOR THIS:
1. NO images bigger than 600x600 in either direction (banners, et cetera).
2. ONE POST PER USER under this thread.
3. What IS allowed: roleplay advertisements, fandom comms, fandom events, things like that.
4. What is NOT allowed: anything for profit, any kind of fic/art commissions, seeking 1-on-1 RP, that kind of thing.

SHIT STREAM: POETV HAS SOME SHIT!

[insanenoodlyguy]

You can find whole movies on POETV! I've found so many and I keep saying I should stream them, but I never do! Since I have enough to do whole streams many times over, I'm going to do just that!

Narcotics agent Tom Wilde is given a second chance at life after being shot and killed. In a futuristic experiment, agent Wilde is returned to life as an Android Robot. He is sent on a very dangerous mission into the depths of the golder Triangle to rescue Sophie, a beautiful undercover agent who has been captured by the evil drug warlord Mr. Young and his inhuman creation the Vampire Beast. A Godfrey Ho dubbed classic, ROBO VAMPIRE!

This cover lies about how good the robot is going to look.


Then, one more ST. Paddy's movie! An irish martial arts film? Is it good? FUCK NO! THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE! It's got angsty flashbacks to shit we've seen in the movie already! But it is irish! And there is punching and kicking and also an Irish Obi Wan Hobo! FATAL DEVIATION!

Finally, NSFW, the italians Ripped of Ilsa: She Wolf of the SS! It needed more boobs, some racism, and of course, Lesbians! Evil Nazi Lesbians! Spaghetti schlock at it's finest, SS HELL CAMP, aka THE BEAST IN HEAT!

This is a SHIT STREAM! I don't just do those anymore, but I won't not do them either! So get some lowered expecatations and get ready to laugh at all the wrong mometns!

6pm EST! NEW STREAM ADDRESS!

http://livestream.com/insanenoodlyguy

[fscom]

Official clickables thread.

RULES FOR THIS:
1. NO huge images or columns of images that require scrolling, please.
2. ONE POST PER USER under in this thread.
3. If you're going to post, try to at least help the others.

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General comments:

(If the thread contains spoilery/triggery content please post as 2nd comment so it collapses!)

How fat are you, fandomsecrets?

[(Anonymous)]

I'm 5'4 and 155 pounds. I am fat. How about you? How fat are you?

Re: How fat are you, fandomsecrets?

[(Anonymous)]

Average.

Re: How fat are you, fandomsecrets?

[(Anonymous)]

Not fat, 167cm, 63kg. Buut I have a fat face, it sucks.

Ships you hate as romantic but love as platonic

[(Anonymous)]

ʕ/　·ᴥ·ʔ/ go ~~ go ╲ʕ·ᴥ·　╲ʔ

What would you do if...

[(Anonymous)]

you found out you had an encyclopedia dramatica page. Today's secret reminded me of a convo I had with people online.

A few people said they'd be ashamed and hate themselves. But me? I'd just laugh. They're a bunch of sadsacks who like to pretend they're clever by talking shit about everyone else.

In my experience the only people who like that site anymore are probably people who are part of it.

I mean wow, the worst they could do is call me gay, autistic or imply I'm a pedophile because that accusation seems to get people riled up lately and they hand it out like candy. It's pathetic. When you know someone is always going to say what they know will rile people up, it's hard to get offended by it.

How many tabs do you have open...

[(Anonymous)]

...at any one time?

Why should the narration acknowledge that story events are problematic?

[(Anonymous)]

I've been hearing a lot that shows can have characters do shitty things but the narration shouldn't condone it.

And I don't really get that. People do shitty things and get rewarded for it and something you just wanna read about a shitty thing without some disclaimer that incest is bad or whatever.

Am I missing something here?

Favorite MCU character?

[(Anonymous)]

You can only choose one.

And I choose Matt.

Subscription Boxes

[(Anonymous)]

Do you subscribe to any?

Apparently, Xena: Warrior Princess is a lesbian

[(Anonymous)]

Thoughts?

While on one hand I think this is amazing and I want to see more lesbian badasses on TV, especially in main character roles... I also like seeing strong female friendships and yeaah.

What's the strangest thing you ever bought...

[(Anonymous)]

...because of fandom?

Inspired by secret #15.

DC Metro closing

[(Anonymous)]

So the Washington DC metro (our subway/underground) is closing all day tomorrow. For "emergency inspections."

Annoying, because I have some free time tomorrow and wanted to go somewhere.

But do you think it's really "emergency inspections?" Or did they find out someone was planning to bomb it, shoot it up, or something?

Questions thread!

[(Anonymous)]

Because I have a question below.

What should (we) do, FS?

[(Anonymous)]

Make a list, get told, post update.

How do you wear your hair normally?

[(Anonymous)]

:0000000

Kinda vent

[(Anonymous)]

that feel when you invite your friends you never get to see to do something you think they'll all enjoy and get super excited about it but then no one prioritizes it, no one seems to care, and one of them invites some guy you don't know over when you had specifically asked to keep it a girls night and they had agreed.

We didn't even end up finishing the movies we were watching cause no one cared :c It's stupid but I was so excited about having a movie night with my friends

[fscom]

Games thread!

Lyrics game!

[diet_poison]

You know the drill! Put your playlist on shuffle and post the first line or two of the first 10 songs that come up. Skip instrumental-only songs and songs that have the title in the first line. You can also skip songs that aren't in English (or whatever language, if you think anyone will recognize it go for it) and songs that have been guessed in this game before.

See if anyone can guess the songs you post, and try to guess others'!

Inspired by "I'm such a bad feminist secret"

[(Anonymous)]

Feminism is a Political Ideology. It's not just picking a team and going "my teammate?" +1,000,000

It actually has to adhere to the tenets. It's like any other political theory, like socialism, liberalism, neo-conservatism, racial supremacy. Just because someone is a socialist doesn't make everything that person does socialist!

I blame this bullshit on 'choice is god' bullshit found everywhere. If a women tortures someone, le gasp! its not feminist just because a women chose to do it! /rant

Re: Inspired by "I'm such a bad feminist secret"

[(Anonymous)]

Whatever radfem anon.

Re: Inspired by "I'm such a bad feminist secret"

[(Anonymous)]

Where I stand on this issue is: A thing that is clearly counter to/destructive to feminist values does not become feminist just because someone says it is. But a woman can do an "un-feminist" thing - even knowingly - and still be a feminist.

What I tend to say is, "If that's what feminism means to them, I want no part of their feminism, I'll stick with my own, thanks." I will not say "They are not a feminist," even though at times I may feel like saying that. Because I am not the arbiter of What Feminism Really Is, and nor should another other individual be.

I also prefer to say "That really undervalues/underestimates/stereotypes/dismisses women (and/or femininity)" rather than saying, "That's not feminist." Because again, I am not the arbiter of What Feminism Really Is, and nor should another other individual be. But that doesn't mean I don't get to have an opinion. I just think it's a lot more constructive to discuss a thing directly, rather than to only discuss it in so far as to declare what it isn't.