[ SECRET POST #3778 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3778 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 36 secrets from Secret Submission Post #541.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

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Official advertise your fandom-related event thread.

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Review/Analysis of DS9's "Second Skin"

[tv-366.blogspot.com]

In which Kira becomes a Cardassian, and I spend far too long being delighted by Garak pouting.

http://tv-366.blogspot.com/2017/05/day-50-ds9-second-skin.html

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General comments:

(If the thread contains spoilery/triggery content please post as 2nd comment so it collapses!)

Not related to any actual secret at all, honest.

[(Anonymous)]

Some days you come to F!S and it just reminds you that you haven't punched a Nazi today.

Re: Not related to any actual secret at all, honest.

[(Anonymous)]

Don't cut yourself on that edge, honeybun.

Re: Not related to any actual secret at all, honest.

[(Anonymous)]

What

Re: Not related to any actual secret at all, honest.

[(Anonymous)]

Kinda hard when they're all dead. Dummies who insist neo-nazis are the same thing and apply to any and every person they disagree with however.

Re: Not related to any actual secret at all, honest.

[(Anonymous)]

I have a feeling you have never punched someone in your life.

Based on #3

[(Anonymous)]

What characters in a pairing you enjoy seem to get the short end of the stick in fanfic?

LoTR crossover

[(Anonymous)]

For some reason the other day, I was thinking about people eating hobbits. It might have happened in the books once (Lotho... maybe). They'd be fat enough, and not too big. But maybe it would be mean, unless you stuck to eating Sackville-Bagginses.

Then I though, maybe elves would be a better choice, morally. They get reincarnated, so eating one would just be sending it off to a nice life in Valinor. Of course, catching an elf would be difficult, so you'd have to get them to agree to it. Maybe present it as a service. Want to go to Valinor, but you don't have a ship, can't/don't want to build one, and no one will take you? We'll send you there with no fuss, no ships necessary! Sure, there's a stopover in the halls of Mandos, but think how much money you'll save.

But they're probably too big for one person or family, though. But that just means you could sell some of it! Elf sausage, elf bacon, elf-liverwurst, the possibilities are endless.

This made me think of something from an entirely different fandom. A shmoo. Shmoos (or shmoon) can taste like almost any kind of meat depending on how you cook them, they're reproduce asexually and prolifically, and they want to be eaten!

So, anyway, one could possibly make elves fit the role of shmoos. Possibly, you could say it's a moral obligation for them. Do you think this would be a good business in Middle -Earth? Would people buy fried elf or elf-stew or elf sandwiches? How would it taste?

Fanfic summary pet peeves

[(Anonymous)]

I think the phrase "I suck at summaries" is a given. What else do you hate to see in summaries?

Sally Yates

[mrs_don_draper]

So who else watched CNN today? I thought she did a fantastic job today!

Trope vs. Trope

[(Anonymous)]

Finally watched the long video on Born Sexy Yesterday, for characters who are essentially children in a sexy adult body and their lack of experience with anything is treated as endearing and sexy. It's usually applied to women, like in Splash, or the 5th Element.

And immediately thought of the trope's counterpart, body of a child but mind of an adult.

So my initial thought was, which is creepier? Do you find one ok and one creepy? Both creepy? Both ok? I am curious!

What was the closest you were to dying?

[(Anonymous)]

????

Weirdest thing you've been invited to?

[(Anonymous)]

Other people must have experienced this too. The WTF moment when you receive an invitation to a pyramid scheme "success seminar" or your ex's wedding.

Dumb things you worry about

[(Anonymous)]

the dumbest worries

Fandoms That You're Disturbed to See NSFW Content For

[(Anonymous)]

Hypocritical? Maybe. But surely everyone has one fandom that they get weirded out by to see porn of.

For me, it's Calvin and Hobbes or Winnie the Pooh. Harvest Moon/Story of Seasons is a bit of a borderline case for me, though there's actual sexual innuendo in some of the games and the dating sim plays a big part in the series, so it makes sense.

APA

[(Anonymous)]

41°01'30.36" N -78°25'11.64" W

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Games thread!

[diet_poison]

Hey guys!

I'm out tonight so I can't make an involved post. I think I will be in tomorrow and Wednesday so as of now I'm planning on putting the poll up Wednesday, and tomorrow I will list the recs so far and the books we've read so far for club.

Here's a link to yesterday's post so you can see what's been recced so far:

http://fandomsecrets.dreamwidth.org/1609750.html?thread=958333462#cmt958333462

Please post title, author, and a link to Goodreads, Amazon or Wikipedia for the book (to weed out troll recs).

[(Anonymous)]

What if the book doesn't have a Wikipedia article, isn't sold on Amazon, and isn't on Goodreads?

[(Anonymous)]

The Girls of Radcliff Hall, by Adela Quebec

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Girls_of_Radcliff_Hall

[(Anonymous)]

World War Z by Max Brooks https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_Z

[(Anonymous)]

Joust by Mercedes Lackey
http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/13993.Joust.