[ SECRET POST #653 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #653 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

101.


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102.
[Katekyo Hitman Reborn!; Dino/Hibari]


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103.
[Stargate Atlantis; McShep]


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104.
[Beatles]


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105.


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106.


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107.


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108.


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109.
[Miyavi]


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110.


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111.
[Catherine Tate/James Nesbitt]


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112.
[FFVII etc; Zack Fair]


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113.


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114.
[The Office]


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115.


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116.
[Camp Rock]


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117.
[Kingdom Hearts]


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118.
[Picture is Torchwood]


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119.
[Vincent Van Gogh/Paul Gauguin]


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120.
[Matila]


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121.


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122.


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123.
[Detroit Metal City]


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124.
[Mamma Mia (movie)]


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125.


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126.


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127.


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128.
[Code Geass]


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129.


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130.


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131.
[Alexander Hamilton?]


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132.


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133.


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134.
[Xenosaga]


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135.
[Buffy the Vampire Slayer]


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136.


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137.
[Yu Yu Hakusho]


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138.


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139.


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140.
[Gurren Lagann; Kittan]


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141.


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142.
[Torchwood]


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143.


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144.
[OrgInfinity; Black Tears]


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145.
[Hellboy]


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146.
[pic is GirlSnake and GirlOtacon from MGS]


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147.
[G Gundam]


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148.
[The Office]


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149.
[Zelda: Phantom Hourglass]


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150.


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151.


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152.
[Hoshi no Yakata by Tori Maia]


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153.
[Buffy the Vampire Slayer]


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154.
[Destination Truth]


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155.
[World of Warcraft]


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156.
[Metal Gear Solid]


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157.


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158.


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159.
[Death Note]


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Notes:

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HAS EVERYONE SEEN THE MOTHER 3 FAN TRANSLATION? (:

Secrets Left to Post: 15 pages, 367 secrets from Secret Submission Post #094.
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Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

151

[ermer00.livejournal.com]

151: I don't completely agree but I honestly don't understand how people can ship drawn characters. idk idk.

Re: 151

[kristenell.livejournal.com]

I don't think it is much different from shipping live action characters or book characters. They are all fictional, they are just in a different medium then others.

[tinitrinity.livejournal.com]

110. Mine too.
132. Are there honestly people out there who think that True Blood ripped off Twilight?! Morons.
139. I think my writing has improved some just from the amount of fanfiction I've read over the years.

101, 110, 121, 130, 142, 159

[optical-nerve.livejournal.com]

101. Transformers did it for me, maaan.

110. God I love Michael Keaton. He was a good Batman indeed. The best? Well, I do like Bale but... Keeeeaaattoooonnn~

121. Half way through, the secret lost me loool.

130. As long as you don't force it on other people, I don't see a goddamn thing wrong with it either. (Though I'm not as public about it--only because I don't really talk in public anyway looool.)

142. I cried like a little bitch.

151. You must find yourself completely infuriated hanging around fandomsecrets lol.

159. ilu. ♥

117

[(Anonymous)]

117) Now I'm all curious. Who is she?

Re: 117

[thano.livejournal.com]

Kingdom Hearts, a Nobody named Xion. I didn't feel like spoiling myself farther than that. =)

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

106. Question: why is it that romance is so special here? Why not their favorite sport or thoughts on drinking? Those all get supposed in fanfic too.

136. They've gone off of 'sex heals all' and more onto 'sex saves entire galaxy from destruction', which is horrendously bizarre. But yes, some decent characterization with the porn would indeed be lovely.

145. Ohhh yesplz.

149. Pleasepleaseplease someone give me a link to the original of this fanart it is adorable and I love this couple. Also, I doubt Linebeck as he was for most of the game would compatible with her, but towards the end of Phantom Hourglass he was starting to man up and get a bit more testicular fortitude. If he stays that way and Jolene becomes a bit less of a scary bitch, I think they could get back together.

151. Yes, well, I have little respect for people who think "meant for kids" means that we should start caring about authorial intent all of a sudden.

OP

[(Anonymous)]

http://parthena.deviantart.com/art/Veux-tu-me-epouser-78323202

102

[(Anonymous)]

Crushes and fantasies are fine. Fantasise away. Sounds to me like you're not actually going to act on your fantasy so don't worry too much about it. Just enjoy living vicariously through fiction; it's a lot of fun and doesn't get you into trouble.

118

[(Anonymous)]

118: You might be surprised. I thought something similar before I lost my virginity, but there's a big difference between reading it and actually doing it, no matter how good your imagination is. Practice makes perfect =D

Also, fanfic can really make things better in the bedroom. Batman/Joker fanfic gave me the courage to try a few things out, and they were... hm, very well recieved ;)

131

[lapoix.livejournal.com]

[childings.livejournal.com]

115 THEY ARE NOT REAL. Say it with me. "They are not real."

129 I think the book is the best.

130 How's your sex life?

137 Heh, I feel that way about some of my fandoms. People tend to write about the same characters or the same ships over and over again, and ignore the rest of the canon that they could possibly work with.

151 OH HAI TROLL

153 I really don't see how her characterization could be considered sexist.

N!S 1

[(Anonymous)]

FUCKING SIGNED. And I lol'd at your summary because it's EXACTLY what would happen.

104 106 107 114 131 137

[jlh.livejournal.com]

104 Fandom rewards immature behavior. Look for the people who don't stand out, who aren't screaming to get attention, and who are doing fanworks you find interesting.

106 What do you mean by "try to be within canon"? Being within the same universe (as in, not a high school AU)? Or just, not changing critical events, or what?

107 Me too, but you know, there are places to find that, I think, if you look around. There's so little yuri around anyway, finding a yuri kink can be a bit of a needle in a haystack. Minor characters might be a help, though. Also AU's, of which I am inordinately fond.

114 Look, this is the thing. People don't know things until they go looking for them. It's like that old joke about someone not knowing Paul McCartney was in a band before Wings—I mean, the Beatles broke up when I was two months old, and Wings were on the radio all the damn time. So maybe saying "oh, they're totally quoting this great thing from classic SNL" and linking to the clip on Hulu is better for the universe than being snarky and self-righteous.

131 Rock the fuck ON. Also, Case, go you for recognizing him!

137 Write it. Sure, fewer people will care, but the ones that do? Will be SO FUCKING HAPPY that you wrote it. Seriously.

Re: 104 106 107 114 131 137

[shadowpoet89.livejournal.com]

Your response to 114 is made of WIN. <33

115

[(Anonymous)]

I know how you feel because I'm exactly the same way. The feeling is nowhere near as strong as when I first discovered fandom but there's still always a little part of me that says "I don't think [character] would like us knowing so much about their bum".

[wasabi-girl1.livejournal.com]

#143 - My friends and I actually started using "cousins" as a euphemism after the dub came out, lol! ;)

N!S1, N!S3

[(Anonymous)]

N!S1: I got your back. Because I'd rather prefer a prequel to focus on Alice and Frank Longbottom, the Ministry, and/or the original Order of the Phoenix; but also because the Marauders' school years effectively have been shown in canon.

N!S3: Word. Matt and Trey have recovered from shark-jumps in the past, but right now I'm not confident that they can do it again.

154

[canhazmuffins.livejournal.com]

I was so thrilled when I read this secret, I seriously thought I was the only one. His sense of humor makes him very crush worthy in my opinion. You're right, where is the fandom?!

107

[foreverrhapsody.livejournal.com]

... The one on the left looks like a female Jack Harkness.

[thano.livejournal.com]

102. ... It's just... four or five years, right? o.o I don't see anything wrong with that. You might want to grow up a bit though. =)

117. With all of my heart, I hope so.

134. *_* mmm, chaos...

107, 131, 137, 150, 151, 159

[fruitsgrow.livejournal.com]

107. ...sorry, can you repeat that? I just stared at the picture for a good while.

131. ;^; I'm not alone...

137. Please write that all? I actually have zero interest in Kurama and Hiei buttfucking, and it's part of the reason I drifted from the fandom.

150. She is much hotter than him. Merroooo looks like an ugly woman, and I never understood why girls go crazy over him; he's horribly unattractive.

151. What are you doing here, then?

159. l-lol. Post this in RPS, and people flip their shit.

137

[doumyoujitsukas.livejournal.com]

Those two were my first OTP, but seriously, if you can write a good story, with plot and actual grammar, please do. FF.net has seriously destroyed almost all my hopes for a good fic from that fandom. It's either crappy Mary-Sues, or really bad fics that have Hiei and Kurama out of character. Please help save my first fandom. T_T

118, 126, 135

[sevendeadlyfun.livejournal.com]

118. I have and you can to. Plenty of RL threesome love to go around.

126. Aww, pookie! There are tons of guys out there who would love to have a hot dom girl peg their ass. And they're just as shy as you are about voicing their naughty kink. I know a few guys who were worried their girls would think they were gay for wanting a nice, hard pegging. Be proactive. That's how got my sexy little bottom boy!

135. Anya love FTW!

[etherealtsuki.livejournal.com]

102. If you're serious about the person, wait until the semester is over. Granted I assumed you're legal and in college, where this discouraged but not out right banned. Honestly look at the risks of that sort of thing. I had a friend who went out with a guy 7 years older than her in college and fell apart when she noticed that they were in two different stages in their lives and that he was a jerk. Funnily enough, she's with a guy who she used to be a TA to despite being the same age but it was awkward during it though. All I have to say is think about it granted if you're in college, if you're in high school, NO. Also, I love Banyu and that might make me a bad D18 fan, I don't care.

106. Wait, so I can't use the canon setting because it's not the canon couple? What. Also, just because you use a canon couple doesn't mean that the person understand it as the author would.

118. Some people have that one threesome although I don't know anybody personally who actually did it though.

120. Lord, I know the feeling. I went from reading 80-100 books a year to maybe 5, only because I was pretty tired from the forced reading in college (and I was a Psych major on top of that which requires a lot of reading) and it killed my love for reading for the most part. I'm trying to get back into it though.

123. I think any one can identify with Negishi in some way or the other. And what about crashing cars? Saying stuff like that only makes me curious.

132. Buy the button on the left to make yourself feel better. But, oh wow, that HAS to be a troll who made that.

143. Is that Sailor Moon I see there? I admit the whole cousin thing made me smile because it seemed like they promoted incest trying to cover the gay.

146. Why do I find this so damn hot....

151. One day, trolls will be good again. Bad trolling is just annoying.

153. Why? I guess you're trying to say she's the opposite side of the spectrum or something?

[xanykaos.livejournal.com]

106. EXACTLY! ...I think they mean that if we're not writing the canon couple, why don't we go and write fic for something we like in a fandom where it is canon and get out of their fandom, you dirty hippy!
...
or something along those lines.


120. *sigh* College...I read somewhere that most of the books you'll read in your lifetime you'll read before you're 25. That sads me so much. I'm determined to prove it wrong...but heck, I've been reduced to books on tape!


151. I know. I...I kind of want to argue with it just to have something to do...

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[nodoff.livejournal.com]

G'KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR. ♥

[callmejude.livejournal.com]

103. GAH! I'm don't really know that fandom, but I understand what you mean! That's exactly how I feel about House and Wilson. I ship slash, yeah, but I never thought my ships were canon. In fact, I kinda liked it better that way. But lately I'm convinced that House is - how did you word it? - "so emotionally retarded he doesn't even realize it, or maybe he's just in deep, deep denial," but he's in love with Wilson. I'm a little embarrassed about it, 'cause I feel like I really am turning into a delusional fangirl, but considering it's the only pairing I feel this way about, I'm not gonna deny it. XD

120. Hello, me. ♥ I want to change that about myself, so one day in my future I plan to open a bookstore - that way when hours are slow or when I have some time off, I'll have all those books to keep me company. :3

127. I know what you mean. I also hate when I have a secret in a relatively big fandom that doesn't usually get that many secrets, and all of a sudden there's this overload of secrets for that fandom, and mine gets lost in the flurry. D:

151. WOW. That is quite the broad generalization. Not that I'm really gonna to beg, shake and roll over for your respect, anyway, but that just seems a little over the top, don't you think? I mean, I can understand having cartoon shipping not be your bag, but to actually lose respect for people for simply liking them. Just wow.

103 OP

[(Anonymous)]

103. OP here. Haha, well, I’m glad I’m not the only one! (Even if you don’t know the fandom so you can’t agree in this particular case, still glad you get the point.)

I’ve always slashed with the best of them and been fine with that, but never thought any of my ships were canon. And now, like I said, I’m convinced. (If that makes me delusional, than whatev. There’s so much chemistry and subtext, and hell, half of their scenes are more deep, meaningful and overall romantic than the actual romance, that I can’t help but believe.) It’s never going to get said or explored in that particular sense, but I’m okay with that.

As for House/Wilson, PFFT. You don’t even need this kind of secret for them, honey. They just are. (DORIS HAS MADE SURE OF THAT.)

[scarletumbrella.livejournal.com]

114 - FSRS. Aykroyd ftw.

120 - I know how that feels. I kind of had to force myself to start reading for fun again. It's still a slow-going process, though, sadly. :/

127 - LOL!

135

[xanya.livejournal.com]

I used to the biggest Anya fan ever. It was incredibly obsessive. I remember the day after the finale aired, I went to school and my Latin teacher was all, "Oh yeah, I don't care that Anya died. She was annoying." and it seriously made me cry (perhaps I was a bit ~tired and emotional~ since I'd had this massive Buffy sleepover at my house and hadn't slept much, but still. It was harsh). So I know how hard it is to cope with Anya dying! Just remember that at least there aren't any more episodes made without her in it, and it helps.

Re: 135

[brokenbacktango.livejournal.com]

In all honestly Anya annoyed the hell out of me through most of the series... but when I saw her die, I was so shocked by how it happened that I felt like bawling. When I went back and watched scenes with her again I appreciated her in a way I hadn't before.