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[ SECRET POST #689 ]

⌈ Secret Post #689 ⌋

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109. You wrote Carmine/Eddie RPS? Holy hell, I love you SO MUCH! Link pretty please? I must read this! Also, about the man sandwich, hells to the yes. I'd even settle for just being a fly on the wall in their bedroom.

137. First of all, Jeff Dunham secret ftw! Kind of embarrassing to admit, but I'm totally a fangirl when it comes to him. Second, my roommate and I totally just watched that special like an hour ago. LOL :) Again, embarrassing to admit, bu I've seen all three of his specials too many times to count, and they're all funny as hell every damn time. The whole "Sa-na-ta-an-a" stuff still cracks me up every time I see it.

Please excuse my puppetry. Look, a link (http://sockmarket.livejournal.com/616.html#cutid1) for you. I'm warning you about the porn now.

131 - While I'm happy to see an Outlaw Star secret...aiyaa, no. Not to bag on your OTP or anything, but really--you want someone to project their desired image of you onto your lost and confused self? Someone who will lash out and strike you if you don't comply and run away? Because while you'd love for someone to have all the answers, you know that this person does not have them, and you're confused enough as it is without adding someone else's misconception on top of it all.

Really, I get that Harry is a sympathetic character towards the end, but in all honesty, redeeming himself somewhat does not make him ready for a romantic relationship.

Please, enjoy your OTP--but want better for yourself, ok? :)

Apollo and Daphne. Beautiful picture... :D

At least, I think it's Apollo and Daphne. So many of those gods chased chaste (that was unintentional, I promise!) maidens who inevitably turned into trees.

Heh, thanks for using my art. XD As for your secret, I've never been a fan of Rose (but I didn't hate her), I just didn't see what all the fuss was about, I found her mildly annoying (especially in JE and her entitlement issue). Donna pwns everyone and 10/Donna is epic. Come to play with us at doctor_donna. ;)

101. I can soooo relate. =( And I have an extra hard time coming up with original characters that I like, too.
114. Don't know that series or that person but LOL, they are frightening.
132. I love reading too much to part with it, but I can sympathize with that jealousy.
133. I'm actually thinking of resposting this on my journal. Thank you for sharing your opinion - it really made me realize that making jokes about pedophilia could be hurting others, and I feel a bit guilty for craking pedo jokes, even if I really don't mean anything malicious by it. I'm not sure if this means I'll stop completely, but I really am sorry. =(
163. Sometimes I wonder that too. You'd need to be pretty talented to promote that way. XD
167. D: ...sadly, it's true. fandom and writing fic does suck that way sometimes. aww. and I love the way you edited that secret, by the way.

101. If nothing else, taking your fanfic ideas and trying to morph them into something original could be a jumping off point for you. The most important thing is the love of writing. Everything else should stem from that.
113. I still laugh. I guess maybe you just have to be into absurdism?
129. NO. Just no. So much no. He doesn't love her, because he's a thick-headed idiot who doesn't understand anything but serving his own ego. That aside--he's an asshole. You're not obligated to love someone just because they like you. Especially if they're an asshole and make you a worse person for it (which is exactly the point of that episode).
159. I have this problem with Firefly fandom. I can kinda see Mal/Simon (Jaynestown. Seriously), but Jayne/Simon? WASH/JAYNE? What? Are you even watching the show or did you just see pictures and go, "Oooh, pretty!"
165. I love zOMG, but the new art style they're doing is lame.

I'd do the same thing.

107. Everyone's already told you what an idiot you are, so just pretend that I said something biting here.

133. Provoked? I do not think that word means what you think it means.

Also, separation of fantasy and reality and all that good stuff.

141. Been done (as should surprise no one). "Yes Sir That's My" by Daniel P. Dern, 1978. It was published in an anthology called Smart Dragons, Foolish Elves. Probably in other places as well, but that's one I know of and can look up the information about. You can read it, (http://www.scribd.com/doc/8021678/Alan-Dean-Foster-Smart-Dragons-Foolish-Elves) if you like. Might help or hinder.

107. Please stop generalizing.

111. All for you, all for you, all for you, Sophia. <3
I've actually had a strong urge to name something Elenor. Thanks to them, it's one of my favorite names. Alas, I have no new pets.

137. The puppets? Or Jeff and the puppets? XD

139. Me too! 8D

161. I agree so hard it hurts in places that I'd completely forgotten about. Also, I recommend anything by the author Dazai Osamu to you.

133. Here, have a Kodomo no Jikan icon.

But in all honesty, to me, I don't think much about age when it comes to fandom... considering that a lot of people I've met who write porn!fics are still jail bait themselves, I've kind of gotten over the whole '15' age thing... though I am a little skeptical if the character is completely shota and is 13 and under.(unless you write future fics.)

122: same her. And I haven't understood why...ù_ù wtf?!

I don't remember posting this secret but it must have been me... ;)

COMEDIAN! :D I can't help but ship it a little, too. I also love the way this secret's been presented. So pretty.

POST IT, says the anon thinking of creating a separate fanfic blog. I write it, but don't post it because I'm known for other things in my fandom and don't want people to think differently of me. I may just start it because of this secret, so thank you!

yay agreement! i'm glad someone else feels the same way. but i am going to have to just post some soon.i'll work on it, thank you too.

embarrassed!anon is less embarrassed. and uses bad grammar to hide behind.

Everyone should support gay marriage anyway. :/ Whethey they like slash or not.

RIDE THAT MOUSTACHE LIKE YOU STOLE IT!

112. I'm with you anon! Though I have to admit I'm glad I never started all those stories that would now be completely AU. (Mukuro/Shoichi ftw. And Tsuna/Shoichi! Spanner/Tsuna/Shoichi! HOT DORK ON DORK ON DORK ACTION.)

120. DAMN YOU I would read it. I think I'm never quite going to leave Digimon fandom behind.

101. If you can write fanfic, you can write original fic. It's really different in the style, but if you think of it as an AU of monumental proportions, it works. Plan our your OCs and plot just like you usually would, world-build like for a completely-original AU, world and then... forget to include the non-OCs. It takes a lot of practice, but I'm sure you can do it!

107. o.O Waitwaitwait, so I can't have convictions and be a slash fan? If I write about the horrors of child abuse, I'm not allowed to advocate for better protection for children too? OH, and if I have a long-standing series that deals with poverty, I can't be for affordable housing.

(deep breath) Did you ever think that maybe slash is what opened their eyes to the injustice? That's what happened to me, at least. I didn't think about it, didn't care to research it (and was was closeted on my own bisexuality, I admit), so of course I was against OMG TEH GHEYS because everyone else was. Then I got into slash and actually started thinking about people as people. It's hard to write and read about something without knowing what you're talking about. Slash got me thinking, exactly like reading is supposed to do.

So take a deep breath, pull the stick out, and try putting a little thought into your opinions before you splash them all over the internet, mmkay?

113. Because it is? It's like a pop-out snake in a can. Incredibly old, but still amusing for most people.

119. XD White House Fandom!

120. Write it. That's what crossovers are for.

122. It's a kink. Not a crime. (pets)

133. ... OMG THIS AGAIN. WTF IS IT WITH THIS ARGUMENT?

I'm sorry for what you went through. REALLY. I know you won't believe me though, because I'm going to say exactly what you're no doubt expecting. Fantasy =/= reality. Some survivors of child sexual abuse write it as therapy. Some write it as horror. Some write it for fantasy. People write all sorts of things. They glorify all sorts of things in fiction. Murder, rape, bestiality, death—and yes, even pedophilia. (Which, by the way, isn't under 15. A surprising number of people have hit puberty by 15, which makes it still illegal, but not pedophilia.) No one is pretending to say that what we right is acceptable or even moral. Just like Anne Rice would never say that the various murders her characters committed were ethical. Just like George Orwell didn't advocate for big brother. Hell, just like William Shakespeare almost certainly didn't encourage young women to run off and marry against their father's wishes.

Fantasy. Fan. Ta. See. Get the picture?

136. I generally would too, unless they make a point of saying "I have no life and a plan". It's possible to write 7,000 words a day (professionals do it), but it'd be hard for even the most prolific of writers.

139. <3 Good luck sweetie!

141. WRITE IT. WRIIIIIITE IIIIT.

144. A fetish. O rly? You might want to rethink that word. I'm pretty sure it doesn't mean what you think it means.

145. o.O

148. o.O (is using this a lot today7

157. If your friends would think less of you for posting porn, maybe you should re-think your friends? Seriously, it's probably not as big a deal as you think it is. Try nudging them on it subtly.

159. *sigh* Ship and let ship. That's all I'm sayin'.

163. Now there is a unique marketing scheme! Good luck with that!

164. I remember in some of my old fandoms, that would work because it's be "friendship pairing" with no romance. Made me wonder if some people know what those types of headers even mean...

167. o.O; That is... bizarre.

107. I understand where you're coming from, but I don't care why anyone's supporting gay marriage, just as long as they are. The more people the better.

127: *DRAMATICALLY CLUTCHES HEART WRITHING IN PAIN* OH! OW! MY FEELINGS! YOU'VE HURT THEM SO MUCH, YOU'VE PUT ME OFF SHIPPING ZUKO/KATARA FOR LIFE! I AM NOW FOREVER A SLAVE TO CANON AND HAVE GIVEN UP MY RIGHT TO A DIFFERENT OPINION! OH THE PAIN! *FAINTS*

</ END OF SARCASTIC COMMENT>.

PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! XD

You know, this would actually be funny if most Zuko/Katara shippers hadn't voted for Obama. (http://fufucuddleypoops.deviantart.com/art/obama-stamp-63016124)

But in all seriosness, the show is over. Please be moving on from the 'delusional' jokes now. It's like beating a dead horse.

Edited 2008-11-25 17:37 (UTC)

Y'know, I find the whole "moving on" comment to be amusing. Isn't your ship the one who is re-doing the finale's end because OMG! your ship didn't win and you all seem to take every opportunity possible to express your dislike and disgust of the canon ships.

Seems to me you all can't move on either.

Shipping meant little to me in the show, but the utter hypocrisy of the Zutarians is astounding.

Secret makes me sad ...but omg so funny! *Applauds the craftsmanship*

107. That is some impressively twisted logic there.

142. Totally.

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103. you ship MS POTTS X SCRIBBLEY WHITE LINES--oh wait

115. I see what u did there

120. oh my god. yes.

OH GOD ME TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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