[ SECRET POST #689 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #689 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

CITY STUFF → http://lolbuttsex.myminicity.com/

Secrets Left to Post: 13 pages, 316 secrets from Secret Submission Post #099.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 2 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 - too big ], [ 1 2 - repeat ], [ 1 - personal attack ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[purplewashere.livejournal.com]

128. NERO. :D

I love his voice too! xD It's so goddamn sexy.

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[torterracafe.livejournal.com]

I dunno I think slash fiction is cute and I support people's rights to marry whoever for the reasons that come up in actual politics! I can see where people would roll their eyes at the back of their head at "KAWAIIIII YAOI MARRIAGE" or anything some loopy teenybopper will conjure up, but at least it's not a prejudice idk.

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[pikabot]

"Meaningless! Meaningless!" says the Teacher. "Utterly meaningless! Everything is meaningless."

What does man gain from all his labor, at which he toils under the sun? Generations come and generations go, but the earth remains forever. The sun rises and the sun sets, and hurries back to where it rises. The wind blows to the south and turns to the north; round and round it goes, ever returning on its course. All streams flow into the sea, yet the sea is never full. To the place the streams come from, there they return again.

All things are wearisome, more than one can say. The eye never has enough of seeing, nor the ear its fill of hearing.

What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun. Is there anything of which one can say, "Look! This is something new"? It was here already, long ago; it was here before our time.

Re: 133

[masterfedora.livejournal.com]

This is really familiar and I have no idea why.

[kuromitsu.livejournal.com]

107 - Have you ever considered that people may enjoy BL and be pro gay marriage because they want LGBT people to be treated as equal citizens and stuff? Just... y'know, it may be possible.

115 - Neither can I. So what? Personal preferences, etc etc.

133 - Blah blah blah fiction, reality, not the same thing, get over it.

[setos-puppy.livejournal.com]

104 - You're not alone in the Rose hate, personally I like Doctor/Jack but still, Rose can GTFO. As for Doctor/Donna, I see where you're coming from with the non-relationship sex and I get it.

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[akuryounoseiki.livejournal.com]

THIS. Shit, now I kind of want to get into Code GAYASS LOL just to hear his voice...?

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[saphron-girl.livejournal.com]

Don't feel guilty. Biden/Emanuel/Obama is my new OT3.

[llivla.livejournal.com]

126 IAWTS. Not in the fandom, but in the one I am in it's a reigning cause of an eye twitch. And I'm a slasher!

127 That is absolutely hilarious rofl

133 :(

141 Please post your full version so then you can set a reasonable standard. And ftw for the guy getting knocked up in a het -- it's something I've actually written but never posted because.... oh God it's just so awkward.

153 SHE SCARES ME SO MUCH. If the rest of the show wasn't so effing hilarious and irresistible I wouldn't have been able to watch it either.

163 Do ittttt.

164 Um, what? Maybe it's because I'm used to ffcrapnet, where writers try to crunch where they can so they can write the summary they want, so as long as it said something to the effect of "Chloe/Lana [Gen]" I just took it to mean Chloe and Lana were the characters featured, not automatically think they're having sex or experiencing some part of their romantic relationship in the fic. But then, I don't even look at Sasuke/Naruto to mean Sasuke's "on top." It's a mark on your keyboard, people.

Then again, there probably are rule breakers that ARE posting romance fics, and for that I agree. Ugh.

166 lol respect

167 Fics that are done bad on purpose are actually THE BEST FICS EVER TO READ. Some of them are in my top faves. And your secret is awesome to look at.

156 - Go straight?

[la-minerva.livejournal.com]

156. There's a wonderful article here (http://katebornstein.typepad.com/kate_bornsteins_blog/2008/07/walle-a-butchfe.html) about Wall.E as a butch/femme love story.

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[amurana.livejournal.com]

she's my grandmother-in-law. She lives in the next road over. I FEEL YOUR PAIN.

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[graziaplena.livejournal.com]

125. "Come on, fandom!"? Um, this fan says not no but hell no. He's blatantly, skeevily sexually harassing her. The fact that she doesn't mind -- which is another WTFF??? issue -- doesn't change the fact that he's wrong to make those comments and advances toward her. I loved Donal Logue on "Grounded for Life" and find him attractive as himself, but Tidwell is gross. If you like him and Reese together, hey, fine, and it looks like you'll be happy for a while. But if you want me to join you? Sorry, no.

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[robot-sky.livejournal.com]

140. Slant, shrink, top and tail. I use the same handwriting when I don't want people reading over my shoulder, so I can actually read what you've written pretty easily.

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[(Anonymous)]

It's actually both ways with me. I have little respect for slash fangirls who are both pro and anti gay marriage. Anti because of the obvious hypocrisy, but pro because most (repeat, MOST, not all) of them just want easier access to the pretty gay bois who fuck each other. Please to stop fetishizing the gay community, boring straight girl.

Re: 107

[(Anonymous)]

And LOL at all the people bellyaching about your comment. If your belief in equal rights is not based on shallow fantasies, you have no reason to take the comment so personally.

[celemna.livejournal.com]

165. FUCKING AGREED >:|

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[bamf-girl.livejournal.com]

Aww, I love being on Gaia! Even though I do think I'm a bit too old at times.

That guy is so fucking hot, though. I sometimes visit his shop just to oggle him. XP

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[dagnirovanaliel.livejournal.com]

I do that too. It's gotten to the point where my handwriting is permanently what I use to write smut, and I can't spell (when writing by hand) worth a shit.

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[ehmay.livejournal.com]

OMG. YESSS

QUINTON FLYNN <33

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[temporalgrace.livejournal.com]

118. YAY, a secret for "The Collector"! The hotness of 1960s-era Terence Stamp warped my moral fibre. I just really wanted things to work out for those two crazy kids. :D

151. BRIG!

#138

[numb3r-5ev3n.livejournal.com]

I'm writing Laurschach

I just haven't posted any yet.

I might if someone expresses interest.

Re: #138

[(Anonymous)]

DOOOOO IIIIIIITTT.

[(Anonymous)]

107. I slash all the time. I mean ALL THE TIME. I'm pro-gay marriage, but I'm not pro-gay marriage just to protect some fantasy. I'm a little insulted you would make that assumption, to be honest. I'm pro-gay marriage because my cousins are gay, because my best friend is gay, because I'm bisexual.

[jaclynhyde.livejournal.com]

103. Awwww!
104. I like them platonic in canon, but damn, that would've been awesome.
107. So we're supposed to shut up about equal rights because it happens to intersect with our fannish interests? Fuck you, man. Try thinking less of the people that, oh, I don't know, hate fags? When you start telling your allies "you're not really an ally" or "you're not good enough of an ally," it tends to piss off the people who are actually on your side.
115. Lots of people don't like non-con, even for pairings where it makes sense. No big deal.
116. Oh, Quinton. XD
126. Well, it may be that they don't want to see Holmes/Watson in a canon movie either--I love Holmes/Watson in fanfic/art, but in books and movies, I prefer Holmes asexual. Well, Irene's okay, if it's done well.
133. These people are not promoting pedophilia in real life, just as rape fic authors don't encourage rape in real life.
138. I love that pairing, but I'm sure the movie will bring more fans that ship other pairings. Yeah, it sucks when you don't like the predominant pairing in the fandom...
142. Oh, totally.
162. ♥
164. One, YAY JOHN/AERYN. Two, are they referring to fics where the pairing is present, but the focus is not on their relationship? I can sort of see that being gen.
167. Heh. Nice layout.

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[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

107. Well, if I liked slash but were anti-gay marriage, I'd be a hypocrite, wouldn't I? Coming to the right conclusion for even superficial reasons is still one way to the right conclusion, I believe.

[penguinfaery.livejournal.com]

159- So instead of becoming better then them, you become as bad or worse? They ignore pairings they may like because they're straight, you're ignoring pairing you may like because they're gay.

I don't consider you homophobic I consider you dumb.

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[(Anonymous)]

The amount of failed attempts at sarcasm in response to your comment is LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. Seriously, nearly every comment is "Yeah, because noun verb blah blah blah blah can't possibly like gay marriage outside of slash. Riiiiiiight." Thanks for the entertaining F!S, OP!

Re: 107

[beandelphiki.livejournal.com]

Is that better?

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[postal152.livejournal.com]

That's ridiculously judgmental of you. Because slashers slash in fandom, that must mean that they can't feel anything for people in RL? I used to be a rampant homophobe. I decided to try reading slashfic one day, to see how "gross" it would be, and you know what? Yeah, I turned into a slasher, and yes, that meant that I opened my eyes to the reality of things - that gay couples aren't "gross" or "weird," they love each other just like straight couples. Would you rather I not care, that other people not care? This cause is what I plan to dedicate my life to - you'd think less of me because I happen to be a little kinky? Seriously, WTF.

This isn't a matter of "omg I want House and Wilson to get together," this is a matter of "I want my lesbian friend to be able to come out to her Catholic parents and not feel ashamed, like something is intrinsically wrong with her. I am fed up with religious bigots telling people that they're second-class citizens, that their marriage weirds them out and therefore invalid."

And can I just point out that the concept of "protecting" our sexual fantasies is ludicrous - I thought fandom agreed that part of the reason people slashed is because it's "forbidden." Making the world accept gay marriage is going to take the stigma off, albeit gradually, and then part of the charm of slashfic will be gone for some people.

Re: 107

[paperclipchains.livejournal.com]

You know, she really wasn't saying anything of the sort. She was talking about "zealotous" supporters of gay marriage, i.e. "I AM SUPPORTING GAY RIGHTS BY READING SLASH, BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH" and how really they only support gay marriage because of their own self-serving agenda.

All the opposition to this secret is interesting. Why is no one willing to even consider that slash fangirls might not always have the purest of intentions? Specifically, why is no one willing to consider how exploitive slash and yaoi can be?