[ SECRET POST #803 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #803 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

101.


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103.
[Toby Beecher/Chris Keller - Oz]


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104.
[Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei]


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111.


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112.
[Life with Derek]


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113. [repeat]


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114.
[NieA Under Seven]


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121.
[xxxHOLiC]


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122. [repeat]


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123. [repeat]


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126.
[Mai Hime]


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127.
[The World Ends With You]


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128.
[Super Smash Brothers/Fire Emblem]


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132.
[X-Men]


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133.
[Merlin]


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134.
[Buffy, Degrassi, South of Nowhere, Skins]


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136.
[Patrick Bateman, American Psycho]


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137.
[Gossip Girl, Chuck/Dan]


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139.
[Sailor Moon]


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141.
[kings of leon]


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143.
[Garth Marenghi's Darkplace]


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147.
[Naruto, Avatar, Girl Genius, Harry Potter]


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[iCarly]


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151. [not fandom]


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[Luminous Arc 1]


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[Douglas Adams]


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 06 pages, 137 secrets from Secret Submission Post #115.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 1 2 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 3 4 - too big ], [ 1 2 3 4 - repeat ], [ 1 - personal attack ], [ 1 - unreadable ], [ 1 2 3 - doing it wrong ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

136

[faith-harris.livejournal.com]

You can argue the point of it is the hilarity of the brain-numbing shallow boredom of his life balanced with the utter insanity of his mental space. If there was more killing...um...it would just be random serial killer story.

So, whether you like it is a personal opinion, clearly, but...you are missing the point?

[muchluvtoyou.livejournal.com]

160. What the fuck? Who /doesn't/ know that?!

160

[sillygichan.livejournal.com]

Is it? *blank stare*

Re: 160

[sillygichan.livejournal.com]

So it is. I had no idea. I always just associated it with JD and Elliot in the final episode of Scrubs 6th season. *listens with new ears*

[easilyentranced.livejournal.com]

111. Hell yes, OP. Thank you.

129. I don’t even know what fandom this is, but this secret made me laugh a lot. Hahaha!

150. Man, I’m 20 and I watch that shit!

154. Guh, that skit still creeps me out.

167. Man, we just had one like this. I can’t stop giggling when I read any of the more “poetic” ways of describing penises and vaginas. I mean… “her wetness”? “Throbbing manhood”? Hahaha, it just so stupid. It’s too hard to please everyone, man.

165

[(Anonymous)]

Hyde wrote some pretty decent songs back then.

What happened?

Re: 165

[(Anonymous)]

Dunno. Writer's block? Or maybe he's focusing more on writing stuff that sells. (I don't want to call him a "sell out" though.)

115

[misteline.livejournal.com]

115. I agree so much! I love Minmei! ♥

[lovegonnadrown.livejournal.com]

150. you're never too old to enjoy something! I'm 17 and I watch iCarly whenever it comes on. You're not alone. C:

ur icon

[fenm.livejournal.com]

Wait.. you need a REASON for Spaghetti Cat?

[batty-gal.livejournal.com]

Not Secret 1 - Agreed.

Too Big 1 - I lol'd at those last two panels.

Doing It Wrong 1 - Yep, that's hypocritical.

Doing it wrong 1, 2, and 3 - This has to be the same person.

126 - Thank you! Even almost-rape relationships bother me a bit (and I often feel guilty for liking certain pairings, like Domyouji/Makino from HYD). And that "lesbians can't rape each other" shit is as much bull as that "married people can't rape their spouses" crap.

133 - Sex is not the only way two men can have sex? LOL... still I get what you are saying. I hate those messed-up stereotypes in fics. Just... tell her flat out. Also, some gay couples DO consist of one top and one bottom, but the stereotypes that are written that goes along with this actively turn me off.

164 - I used to pretend to be a guy online just to get the guys off my back in a few forums I used to belong to. Who actively pretends to be a guy just to be cool? I see the inverse way more often.

167 - Issues with sexy words much? What are we supposed to say? He centered his penis at his partner's rectal/vaginal area? LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

115

[(Anonymous)]

Me, too.
I think she's the only anime character I consider "beautiful." I mean, There are other characters who are sexy, cute, etc, so on. But for some reason, only beautiful fits Minmei to me. .__.

128

[ryttu3k.livejournal.com]

128. As someone who occasionally ships Ike/Marth (and, okay, Marth/Link and Ike/Link >.> ), I feel irrationally guilty now >.> Sorry.

But yeah, it sucks when that happens :( Nothing in common left, so you just sort of... drift apart. That sucks. *hugs*

[notoriousreign.livejournal.com]

111. Aha, I know right? My friend said way-back-when that she stopped watching it because of aliens.
Needless to say, when I got into it and saw every episode... I wasn't that surprised to NOT see any aliens whatsoever, but that would probably even be a fresh air. xD

142. Yeah, I know what you mean. I could feel sorry for her, because she was going through a lot... but now it hurts to remember that she IS trash. That "costume" is only part of it. =/

111

[mekkio.livejournal.com]

Aliens?

126, 135, 162

[karaokegal.livejournal.com]

126-I don't know the fandom or the context, but I suspect that the ensuing wank will be epic. I honestly don't know why people do or don't get off on rape fantasies or the really bad and unrealistic tropes that go with them, but when something is that powerful, you really can't fight it with a lot screaming or whining.

135-Again, powerful imagery. I'm a big fan of the novel and after 20 years, I'm still too caught up in Humbert's obsession to hate him, and I still have a certain attraction to being someone's Lolita, even though I'm many years past that possibility.

162-Interesting. I'm not arguing the point because as a H/W shipper I have fanon for all possibilities i.e. either House or Wilson or both or neither as the on with homosexual experiences/inclination, and have done fanfic for all permutations, but generally, I tend to see House as more likely to be in touch with his sexuality enough to do or have done it, whereas Wilson is more obsessed with his image and far more likely to have repressed those feelings through his marriages and affairs.

However as long as there's angst and NO FLUFF, I'm happy.

125, 162

[jikeidannin.livejournal.com]

125 - I actually always wanted a sequel. :c

162 - House/Wilson is a nice pairing, I think, but I've never imagined it being sexual.

OP 125

[(Anonymous)]

You are awesome. :)

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[amarielah.livejournal.com]

117. I like to think that I'm a sane fan. I thought that it was really good at the beginning, but I've sort of stopped keeping up with it because Jan Di's characterization seemed to be coming out of nowhere, and she was my favorite character. :(

117 OP

[(Anonymous)]

If you had reasons to criticize Jan Di's characterization, then you're definitely a sane fan. I just haven't seen you anywhere. Where do you lurk?

108

[sabinetzin]

Seriously? You and everybody else.

(The part about the lyric, not Bono's voice, which is kinda overrated but nice for the most part)

109

[phantom-roxs.livejournal.com]

You are not alone. Trust me. You are not alone at all.

[puppy-tenchan.livejournal.com]

Speak for yourself. I find dick, pussy and hole, and sometimes prick and boner arousing, and thus perfect for most sex scenes.

... at least I hope we're talking sex scenes here.

[paperclipchains.livejournal.com]

Band names, actually.

164

[(Anonymous)]

This times a million. I hate seeing these people lying about their gender like that. I'm also transgendered. I suffer from severe dysphoria when people refer to me as "she". I can't even explain the problems I have because of this.

And then these girls online pretend to be male for shits and giggles? I just can't understand. I resent them.

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[fandaban.livejournal.com]

You are awesome and so is everyone supporting this secret. ♥ I've actually started to notice that a good portion of the folks over at groovysmoothie are older than both of us, so don't be ashamed, OP. :]

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[quirkytaverna.livejournal.com]

YES shfjiahvdavjlksdjvb YES AGREED SO HARD.

167

[(Anonymous)]

BUT... NONONONONONO

I mean... really. It just doesn't make sense to me that people insist on their porn being "classy". What about porn is classy, exactly? Isn't the point to turn you on? If it's a really serious piece about love and consensual sex in the missionary position, then using medical terms would make sense, but only if it's in-character for the characters doing the fucking to use them.

Personally I have a serious fetish for dirty talk, so "penis" and "vagina" can turn me off of a fic REALLY quickly. (Though as another poster said, anything is better than "throbbing mound of bamboo" or whatever.)

...sorry OP, but your secret just comes off to me as really pretentious and whiny in tone. It's not sexy to YOU, sure. Sexy is subjective.

[(Anonymous)]

136 - Actually, I'm pretty sure the book is *supposed* to be boring. Hence all the obsessing over yuppie shit for pages and pages and pages. Satire!

144. ME TOO.

126, 142

[revulo.livejournal.com]

126. So if a Canadian writes it, it's okay? ...I'm sorry, I was just picking at you calling it a Japanese convention. It's not. It's a human one. Japan didn't import it everywhere.

EDIT: Hell, I'm not even sure it'd be correct to say it's a human convention, only.

And, no, I'm not defending it. I agree with the secret. Just not the "Japanese" part.

142. What...what the fuck is she wearing?

Secret 147

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry that you're struggling with depression and that you can't seem to get back into fandom, but if you ever want to chat, feel free to poke you head in over at my lj - I'm a fellow Naruto/Girl Genius/Avatar/Harry Potter fan (although it's been awhile since I've talked bout the latter fandom). ^_^

[unicornvamp3z.livejournal.com]

162 - AMEN!