[ SECRET POST #6002 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #6002 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 31 secrets from Secret Submission Post #858.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

... but you wouldn't mind if someone else made them for you! As always, including the fandom and full character names is a big help, and I'll try my best to use an appropriate image choice.

Just to clarify - it's my intention to make all the secrets left in this thread, so even if they're not marked claimed, they will be made. I'll monitor this thread until tomorrow's secret post goes up, so feel free to leave your comments until then!

Yours truly,

a secret maker

P.S. Not all of the secrets from the previous batch have been submitted yet, but I'm posting this a bit early because my schedule's busy and I might not be around later in the week when the secrets post goes up. Have a good week, everyone!

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I loved the first season and a half of Thirteen's era. Really I loved all of the first two seasons except the big reveal that changed Who lore. But I still haven't watched her last season. It came out in a particularly stressful time in my life, and I haven't been able to go back and watch. I don't know if I'm going to be able before the special comes out, and that makes me sad.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I have mixed feelings about the animated Babylon 5 reboot. On the one hand, I can't imagine B5 without G'Kar. On the other hand, even animated, I can't imagine anyone else playing him. So I can't see it working either way.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I'm so, so ready for the new Project Runway season. All-Stars but with Christian as the mentor? Sign me up. Only thing better would be if both Christian and Tim were mentoring.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I want more shows to have beach-filler episodes.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

Everyone seems to be shipping Edgin and Xenk. And while I am vaguely interested in that, mostly I'm just trying to figure out who I can ship Sofina with.

Fandom: Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I'd love a reboot of Stargate Atlantis, but without all the characters just being the worst all the damn time.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I admit I've only taken criticism of Amazon's Shiny Happy People seriously thanks to the Antibot. The Antibot's video covering Paul and Morgan's involvement being strangely edited is so far the most convincing point made that this docuseries is not as straightforward as it should have been given the topic (IBLP).

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I was never really a Firefly fan. I watched it once to see what the fuss was about. It was okay.

But what I did fall in love with was the found-family dynamic between the characters. I’m not sure why, because I know I must have seen plenty of other close friend groups in media before, but somehow I latched onto that one.

Years and years later, long after it stopped being cool to say it, I still yearn for my own Serenity.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

look reimage greek or roman myth all you want. it's fun, it's free, it's very much a foundation of western imagination.

but i do not believe any of the recent authors doing "progressive" imaginations have read even a translation of the greek or roman sources of the myths. i don't believe they have could distinguish hesiod from ovid, i don't care what they say. that one author definitely admitted it, but i don't believe any of the others have any knowledge either.

(not about madeleine miller, whose writing i do not like but at least knows her shit)

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I always think up great secrets just as I'm drifting off to sleep, but in the mornings I forget them all. It would probably be a good idea to write them down, but I'm incredibly lazy.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

Every time someone complains about a 'childish' Female Lead, I think of Luke Skywalker playing zoom zoom with his little spaceship toy.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

The thing that makes me most joyful nowadays is those tiktokers and instagrammers that pretend to be studio musicians or background singers reacting to lyrics of famous pop stars and rappers like they're in session for the first time and just heard them. There's absolutely no skill involved, it doesn't really make any sense, and they're just copying each other...but i crack up every time.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I'm asexual, have never had sex myself, and have written maybe two or three paragraphs of smut in three decades in fandom. I like reading it well enough, but I've never really been interested in writing it, even the kind of ship fic where a lot of how a pairing works (or doesn't) is shown with sex scenes, even though those are more my speed than PWP and encompass some of my favorite fics.

It's harder (har har) for me to get right than tab A/slot B, which is more "okay, now where are their hands?" and "Is that even anatomically possible?" than "what do they think about when doing the do and what does that say about them?"

But I want to try to learn, now, just because so many LLM "AI" chatbots have restrictions against generating it. Well-written smutfic might soon be the text equivalent of drawing really realistic hands, and for longer than it took for artbots to improve their output on that score, since it's a restriction on what people can get AI to spit out for fear of spooking corporate clients, and not something chatbots just inherently can't do.

I do fear/wonder how long it'll be before some porn company that can afford the computing power trains an AI on erotica and sets it to churning out shitty smut, though. Sigh.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

My mom was a fandom person. She loved watching TV Shows and bought magazines, VHS etc.
As a small kid I wasn't allowed to watch with her - only when I was older. I really enjoyed the time we spent together watching Hercules, or Xena. I loved Xena&Gabrielle. (I think that was my baby queer awakening)

I'd LOVE to rewatch Xena as an adult and getting the show would not be nearly as hard as it was getting VHS back in the day....
But I am afraid it won't hold up to the rose tinted glasses of nostalgia and the idea of the show thats still imprinted on my brain from childhood.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

Fandom: TGWTG/Channel Awesome
TW: Sexual themes, porn

This is what I get for using Pornhub 🤢

Was browsing Pornhub in the "Parody" category and I think Brad Jones of all fucking people has a channel there. Not because he's making his own stuff (I hope and pray) but the video link looked like the uncensored version of his review for a Batman porn parody (meaning the cuts of the porn he used in his review are unblurred).

I really hate being recc'd anything relating to Doug Walker and/or Brad Jones. I honestly give no shits what they do now. Just leave me alone. T.T
It's annoying on YouTube and now I have to worry about this shit on Pornhub?

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

Part of me will always hate the Good Omens TV adaptation for a very petty reason. IMO, the only acceptable way to start a GO adaptation is with Seven Seas of Rhye, and the only acceptable closing music is You're My Best Friend.

Both by Queen. Naturally.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

At this point they really just oughta rename all The Flash projects to "Dammit, Barry!". Starting to think his rogues' gallery are the heroes here.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I always wanted another Godzilla animated show, and I know we had Planet Godzilla and Godzilla: Singular Point, but I always wanted to know, what would the Studio Ghibli Godzilla look like? Can I have that?

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

Everyone talks about how Optimus Prime's death in the '86 Transformers movies shocked a generation of kids, but it never got me. I always knew that character's like Optimus liked to make heroic sacrifices, it was Ironhide and Starscream's deaths that always got me. They were the sort of supporting characters who always made it through. Especially Ironhide's, that just seemed so cruel.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I think GI Joe just sounds dumb. They should use the European name of Action Force instead. It is a little generic, but it isn't as stupid sounding as GI Joe. I'm convinced the dumb name is why the franchise keeps failing to take off.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I love that the prison uniforms from Andor were specifically designed to make them so uncomfortable that nobody would ever cosplay them. I love, specifically, just how much they underestimated the Star Wars fanbase's love of getting in on the goofiness, as my last SFF con experience attests to. They almost outnumbered the Deadpool cosplayers. I think I might even have seen a Deadpool cosplayer wearing one.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I love the two logging goons in Ferngully: The Last Rainforest. I think their banter is probably the most realistic movie acting I've ever seen. I could actually picture myself working alongside those two guys in that giant mobile sawmill.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

Thank you, Honest Trailers. "Game of Thrones, but for cartoon robots" is the best description of the 80s Transformers movie ever. I'm completely stealing that.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I think Craig's performance as Bond will age in the same way Moore's has, the fashions certainly will. Both are too much of their time. Those too-tight suits are possibly worse even that Moore's safari suits.