[ SECRET POST #6050 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #6050 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 24 secrets from Secret Submission Post #865.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

... but you wouldn't mind if someone else made them for you! As always, including the fandom and full character names is a big help, and I'll try my best to use an appropriate image choice.

Just to clarify - it's my intention to make all the secrets left in this thread, so even if they're not marked claimed, they will be made. I'll monitor this thread until tomorrow's secret post goes up, so feel free to leave your comments until then!

Yours truly,

a secret maker

P.S. Please don't worry if you've submitted a secret and it hasn't been posted yet. I usually post these threads before running out of the previous batch of secrets to get a head start on the next batch.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

My least favorite character in Marvel's Secret Invasion was Sam Jackson's crusty old hobo beard. It was just too much ick for me to handle.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I keep forgetting youtubers make "mistakes" just to drive engagement and getting people correcting them. Goddammit though, Townsends, but even though you baited me I will not let you say unchallenged that steak pies are no longer a thing here in Britain. You did that on purpose, though.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

My tiktok FYP is now mostly split between women showing off their 'Kens' and their 'jobs' (computer, warehouse, etc), and women complaining that the biggest thing to come out of the Barbie movie (in their spaces) has been the "I'm Just Ken" song blowing up, as well as the aforementioned Ken-job-pushing when the focus of the movie was and should have been Barbie.

I think it's adorable to see all the vague Ken 'jobs' like movie Ken's 'beach' job. I don't think it takes away from all the important messages of the film when after opening night my FYP was filled with discussions about the nuance of the film (as well as it's issues), as well as people using the movie as a litmus test for their relationships if their SO brushes the movie off as 'dumb' and 'misandrist'.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

Mock the Week never recovered from Frankie Boyle leaving. It is a shame he was driven out for being too funny.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I was reading through some old livejournal posts a few weeks ago, and for some reason way back then, I had the biggest fandom-grudge against Margaret Atwood. I have no recollection why though. Does anybody else know what she might have done about fifteen years back to piss of fantasy fans?

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

So according to Marvel, Joe Biden is a genocidal madman and the Tories were innocent humans? Did I get the last five minutes of Secret Invasion right? If that wasn't the intended message, then they ought to have paid a bit closer attention to the global situation in their metaphors then. I think I'm done with the MCU now, I really am.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

Star Trek Discovery would have been a lot better, and less controversial, if they hadn't included the Burnham was Spock's secret human sister angle. It added nothing to the character, and just created a lot of stupid arguing. And it was still copying an overused fanfic trope. It would have been a more enjoyable show and fandom without all that. I have no idea why they thought it was a good idea in the first place.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I liked the animated version of the Strange New Worlds title sequence from the Lower Decks crossover episode better than the regular one. I like that we can actually see the ship in it. The regular sequence is just too (literally) dark and "real".

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

After having for the first time the experience of reading a danmei’s human-made translation side-by-side with a machine translation I realize now that my issue with the genre may be the amateur translations much more than the novels themselves.

What the machine translation lacks in poetry and naming accuracy, it delivers in erotic tension. And really, at the end of the day, it’s all I care for.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I just realised, we never got a resolution on Bashir possibly being his own great-grandfather on DS9 in Trials and Tribble-ations. And all I can think of is that if anyone in all of Star Trek was going to blunder into being their own ancestor, Bashir is totally the one it would be.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I'm absolutely terrible at spotting wigs on actors. Whenever people complain about the bad wigs of MCU or GoT or the like, I'm just confused. As far as I can tell it could very well be the actor's own hair.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I wish webcomic artists had the balls to admit it when they're done with their comic. It's sad to lose one of my favourites, but I can understand that sometimes things happen in life that make running a webcomic impossible. I'd much prefer a final update along the lines of "Sorry, I can't continue this anymore because [reasons]" than just having the updates stop abruptly. Or worse, an update after a long hiatus promising that the comic will start updating again at a certain date, but then the date comes and goes without a peep from the author. Just admit this isn't working out for you anymore, please.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I hate how often the piece Aquarium from Carnival of Animals is used in media. If you've ever seen a seen that is supposed to be slightly dreamy, then you've heard it. It is so overused.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I am just so over absurd takes in reviews of modern movies from reviewers who clearly want to hate on things and are looking for reasons to do so. Hate all you want, no one is forcing you to like something, but making stuff up or exaggerating to justify your hate is beyond annoying.

Eg: The Jurassic World 3 reviewers claiming it was bad because it was about insects, not dinosaurs when in fact there were only a few insect scenes and many varied dinosaur scenes.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I found Pride and Prejudice extremely boring and I don’t get the hype. Want to be clear that it's not because I have an issue with writing from that era or genre, I think Jane Eyre is reasonably entertaining, and there are plenty of other 1800s books that I love. This one in particular was just mind-numbingly dull for me, and I don't understand why people are so into it.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

Sometimes I wonder about certain people's misgivings on rpf when they're the exact same people writing fic based on a TV/movie that explicitly depicts real life people (who have passed) and events. Not loosely based, but a depiction that uses their name and life to sell a version of the irl person that causes outcry from the irl family and friends from how inaccurate the portrayal is.

Yet somehow rpf is somehow the worse of the bunch. Not the TV/movie show that will affect the irl person's family.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I'm glad jacksfilms has decided to critique Sssniperwolf's reaction videos in a serious manner. Even if this move doesn't topple her channel or do financial damage, it'll at least put her on notice.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I’m very much into Star Wars Clone-era fix-it fics right now. But I’ve found found myself having a hard time with fics where Anakin and Padme aren’t together (even though I have read and enjoyed several).

Not because I ship them so much or am anti-other pairings. But because I have a hard time wrapping my brain around a Star Wars ‘verse where Luke and Leia don’t eventually exist.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

(upcoming Knuckles series tie-in to the Sonic Movie Universe)

I hope, I seriously hope, that the reported plot for the series isn’t real, because it makes it sound like a slapstick cop comedy and I don’t want my boy to be the laughing stock of fandom again.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I think Cam'ron needs counseling in a hurry.

Why? His refusal to see Creed based on a photo shoot done by Michael B. Jordan and Jonathan Majors was one hell of a reach in interpreting body language as being romantically coded.

[Secret maker, you may find this link helpful: https://www.insider.com/camron-under-fire-michael-b-jordan-jonathan-majors-creed-2023-4?fbclid=IwAR2Z_Gq1dliUVixWAgp5FKsp0RB076RSEu-8M825BwKoVfCjKAqL40tcQHc]

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

(Fandom: Carol Burnette Show/Mama's Family)

I used to love Carol Burnette's "Eunice" character and Vicki Lawrence's "Mama". But as I've gotten older, its to the point where I can't watch those two characters anymore, and the reason? They hit WAY too close to home to the kind of relationship I had with my own mother. Its just painful and sad to watch now. Poor Eunice.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I want a live action porn film (with plot) based on Togainu no Chi.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I really, really hope Willow doesn't become a main character in Questionable Content. She's just so gratingly saccharine and syrupy sweet, like being generically pleasant is her entire personality. I especially hate how every member of the main cast just likes her instantly. Also, her eyebrows are stupid.

Re: Secrets you don't want to make...

[(Anonymous)]

I really hope the SGA/WGA strikes will put new releases to a stop. Please! my to-watch list has been growing exponentially for years now, I just can't follow, I need more time to catch up with older* stuff.
A new quarantine/lock-down wouldn't hurt, either.

*ie, from three years ago. What kind of dystopia are we living in, that even three-month old stuff is already obsolete and everyone should have moved on?